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Motorist Injured by Flying Frozen Sausage
Associated Press via Yahoo! News ^ | 2005 Apr 18

Posted on 04/18/2005 3:45:59 PM PDT by Wiz

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To: Wiz

"Mr Saturday Night Sausage got a caseing thats brown and bold...aint good fer nuthin...put a man right on the bowl."


61 posted on 04/18/2005 6:13:29 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society "( Robert Heinlien).)
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To: shaggy eel; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton
when the sausage came through the window and hit him on the nose

When the Wienermobile shows up at a funeral, it could be an omen.

A sausage seller puts a sausage on a paper plate. A driver in Britain suffered a broken nose after a frozen sausage was thrown through an open window of his car, an ambulance official said.(AFP/DDP/File/Johannes Simon)

At least it didn't end up in Wendy's chili.

62 posted on 04/18/2005 6:21:03 PM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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To: shaggy eel
I wuz thinkin' that if it wuz a pork sausage we have entered the era of "when pigs fly".

FReegards NP

63 posted on 04/18/2005 6:22:06 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Show me your steenking badge before I use this shiny gun.)
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To: Wiz

Is this a scene from a Benny Hill series?


64 posted on 04/18/2005 6:49:24 PM PDT by Americanexpat (A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
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To: Thinkin' Gal
At least it didn't end up in Wendy's chili.

,,, that's just the best stuff to use on sausage rash!

65 posted on 04/18/2005 7:34:30 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: PoorMuttly
for more miles-per-pound of actual free and delivered butchershop meat sausages.

,,, more kilometres per kilogram, in a metric world. There's no such thing as a free [sausage] lunch Muttly.

66 posted on 04/18/2005 7:36:48 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: Navy Patriot
we have entered the era of "when pigs fly".

,,, added value wins thru NP!!

Good to see ya!

67 posted on 04/18/2005 7:38:02 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: Hi Heels
Wait. A. Minute. A "nice afternoon" in LONDON???

That's like saying the Brits have nice teeth.

68 posted on 04/18/2005 7:39:48 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Federal creed: If it moves tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. If it stops moving subsidize it)
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To: shaggy eel

knew there was a hook in it.

Ah..but it was all a dream, little unsuspecting Muttly. And a metric dream at that. Streets paved with free, fresh, ballistic [sausage] lunch.


69 posted on 04/18/2005 8:07:35 PM PDT by PoorMuttly ("...remember that the cat in gloves catches no mice." - B. Franklin)
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To: Wiz
I just ate a lunch of chicken sausages with rice, broccoli and tomato/capsicum sauce ten minutes ago.

This story is giving me heartburn.

:)
70 posted on 04/18/2005 8:11:12 PM PDT by Red Sea Swimmer (Tisha5765Bav)
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To: Wiz

Don't give the terrorists NEW IDEAS !!


71 posted on 04/18/2005 8:14:18 PM PDT by traumer
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To: PoorMuttly

,,, "I did not do sausage with that woman."

72 posted on 04/18/2005 8:33:10 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: shaggy eel

a cold cut, there.


73 posted on 04/18/2005 8:35:25 PM PDT by PoorMuttly ("...remember that the cat in gloves catches no mice." - B. Franklin)
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To: Red Sea Swimmer

Real men do not eat Chicken sausages.


74 posted on 04/18/2005 8:37:32 PM PDT by PoorMuttly ("...remember that the cat in gloves catches no mice." - B. Franklin)
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To: PoorMuttly

,,, cruel but fair.


75 posted on 04/18/2005 8:38:23 PM PDT by shaggy eel
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To: shaggy eel

should be your tagline.


76 posted on 04/18/2005 8:51:09 PM PDT by PoorMuttly ("...remember that the cat in gloves catches no mice." - B. Franklin)
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To: PoorMuttly

,,,


77 posted on 04/18/2005 9:02:36 PM PDT by shaggy eel (should be your tagline.)
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To: shaggy eel

that'll do.


78 posted on 04/18/2005 10:39:13 PM PDT by PoorMuttly ("...remember that the cat in gloves catches no mice." - B. Franklin)
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To: Wiz
I'm inspired to make frozen sausage nunchucks for when I'm traveling in the NYC Subway!
79 posted on 04/19/2005 4:25:54 AM PDT by Solamente
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