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Fark.com ^ | June 3, 2005 | MississippiMasterpiece

Posted on 06/03/2005 12:28:24 PM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece



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1 posted on 06/03/2005 12:28:25 PM PDT by MississippiMasterpiece
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"You scratched my cannon!"


2 posted on 06/03/2005 12:29:20 PM PDT by Bacon Man (Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Well, you said to gun it!


3 posted on 06/03/2005 12:29:24 PM PDT by irishtenor (Did I say something wrong? Or just intolerant?)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Road Rage!
4 posted on 06/03/2005 12:29:27 PM PDT by konaice
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

The new electromagnetic howitzer shells never even made it to the test range.


5 posted on 06/03/2005 12:29:35 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (This is not your granddaddy's America...)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
Bullseye -- right between the windshield wipers!
6 posted on 06/03/2005 12:29:53 PM PDT by jdm (Estoy En Una Radio Mexicana (I'm On A Mexican Radio))
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"I think that'll buff right out. No worries."


7 posted on 06/03/2005 12:29:59 PM PDT by 12GA
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"Warning, driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition"


8 posted on 06/03/2005 12:30:22 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"This is a stick-up!"


9 posted on 06/03/2005 12:30:23 PM PDT by theDentist (The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

It's hard to imagine driving that close with a cannon aimed at your face.


10 posted on 06/03/2005 12:30:28 PM PDT by aimhigh
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

He's lying officer, he backed into me.


11 posted on 06/03/2005 12:30:39 PM PDT by Black Tooth
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."

-PJ

12 posted on 06/03/2005 12:31:24 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (It's still not safe to vote Democrat.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

how about a complete non sequitor(seeing as how no tanks were harmed in making this photo possible or for that matter tanks were not involved at all).....


"..well gee, tanks a lot.."


13 posted on 06/03/2005 12:31:31 PM PDT by Vaquero (an armed society is a polite society (Heinlien).)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Ahh said Stick 'em up!


14 posted on 06/03/2005 12:31:49 PM PDT by sandydipper (Less government is best government!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I couldn't SEE how far away it was because you didn't have a little red flag hangin' off it!


15 posted on 06/03/2005 12:32:12 PM PDT by siunevada
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I guess Sarge forgot the little red flag thingy!


16 posted on 06/03/2005 12:32:13 PM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland ("Consensus seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies")
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

BACK OFF!!!


17 posted on 06/03/2005 12:32:30 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"I done told you them there assault weapons oughta done bin banned already!!!"


18 posted on 06/03/2005 12:32:58 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry (Esse Quam Videre)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
I bet the driver of the pickup was still talking on the cell phone after the 'accident'.
19 posted on 06/03/2005 12:33:47 PM PDT by chapin2500 (Howard Deans eyes are to close together.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece
 
"He split the uprights for 3 points..."

20 posted on 06/03/2005 12:33:55 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I told you to back off---Yosemite Sam


21 posted on 06/03/2005 12:34:19 PM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

FIRE!!!!!!


22 posted on 06/03/2005 12:34:22 PM PDT by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

On a serious note,

If I leave Home Depot with a 2x4 sticking out the back of my vehicle without a red flag, the cops will give me a ticket.

Maybe the officer should have strung his gold braids around the barrel.


23 posted on 06/03/2005 12:34:44 PM PDT by aShepard
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

That'll teach you not to tailgate.


24 posted on 06/03/2005 12:34:57 PM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan ("My Friends we did it....we made a difference. ...All in all not bad, not bad at all." Pres. Reagan)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"You military dudes crack me up!"


25 posted on 06/03/2005 12:35:28 PM PDT by Socratic (Honor the Liberator - He toils for you.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

I'm still trying to figger out how that truck got that messed up?


26 posted on 06/03/2005 12:35:52 PM PDT by Minnesoootan
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Be careful with that thing; you'll put somebody's eye out.


27 posted on 06/03/2005 12:35:59 PM PDT by Attillathehon
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Sorry ma'am, but my Army training forced me to brake quickly for what I recognized as a rare, protected species of frog crossing the road in front of me.


28 posted on 06/03/2005 12:37:31 PM PDT by DocH (Gun-grabbers, you can HAVE my guns... lead first.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Hold your fire until you see the whites of their eyes...or they impale themselves on your barrel! Whichever comes first.


29 posted on 06/03/2005 12:37:55 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If Islam is a religion of peace, they should fire their P.R. guy!)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"They can have my cannon when they pry it from my cold, dead, truck."


30 posted on 06/03/2005 12:37:56 PM PDT by Triggerhippie (Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
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To: alice_in_bubbaland; siunevada

It doesn't have a "little red flag thingy". It has a set of lights which can be clearly seen in the picture hanging from the barrel (although the force of the collision has driven them up the tube from the muzzle end where they're usually mounted).


31 posted on 06/03/2005 12:38:18 PM PDT by No Longer Free State (As the Arabic saying has it: The caravan will continue its journey even if the wolves howl along the)
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To: Minnesoootan

The barrel was pointed more in a downward position and locked down before impact. It slid up the hood and broke the barrel lock.


32 posted on 06/03/2005 12:39:09 PM PDT by Black Tooth
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To: Black Tooth

ahhhhh,I see,tank yah! (pun intended)


33 posted on 06/03/2005 12:40:14 PM PDT by Minnesoootan
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To: aShepard

See #31


34 posted on 06/03/2005 12:40:32 PM PDT by No Longer Free State (As the Arabic saying has it: The caravan will continue its journey even if the wolves howl along the)
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To: No Longer Free State

It's a joke! LOL! I was never behind one so I wouldn't know!


35 posted on 06/03/2005 12:41:29 PM PDT by alice_in_bubbaland ("Consensus seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies")
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Your cannon has no brake lights.


36 posted on 06/03/2005 12:43:04 PM PDT by kempo
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Echo 23, break away break away break away. A ground version of what a boom operator would say if fighter gets too close.


37 posted on 06/03/2005 12:43:23 PM PDT by boomop1
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To: Minnesoootan

excessive speed, wet road, large unyielding mass of steel attached to other large unyielding mass of steel...

...besides most new vehicles are made of thin metal and plastic...whereas an artillery piece is not...


38 posted on 06/03/2005 12:43:38 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: No Longer Free State

OK, thanks, I thought that they were the gun's cojones!


39 posted on 06/03/2005 12:44:09 PM PDT by aShepard
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To: Darth Reagan

ping


40 posted on 06/03/2005 12:44:18 PM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"Look at the bright side, Ma'am. You now have 'Free Flow Ventilation' at no cost."















41 posted on 06/03/2005 12:45:15 PM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"Are you trying to prove a point? Awright, you've got my attention."


42 posted on 06/03/2005 12:46:47 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Bush's fault.


43 posted on 06/03/2005 12:46:47 PM PDT by Justice
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To: aShepard

A. Military Vehicles are EXEMPT. Any state law you want to check. Even if there was a law that applied and you are a State Trooper, are YOU going to give an Army guy--who may be going to Iraq--a citation?
B. Dufus REAR ENDED HIM--it is always dufus' fault.


44 posted on 06/03/2005 12:46:56 PM PDT by Ramonan (Honor does not go out of style.)
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"You dont understand sir this truck belongs to MOVEON.org"


45 posted on 06/03/2005 12:47:40 PM PDT by april15Bendovr
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

Where's that cannon's little red flaggy?


46 posted on 06/03/2005 12:47:43 PM PDT by shellshocked (They're undocumented Border Patrol agents, not vigilantes.)
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To: irishtenor

LOL... great line.


47 posted on 06/03/2005 12:47:45 PM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Bacon Man

"you scratched my cannon" the best one in my opinion, I need a new keyboard now!


48 posted on 06/03/2005 12:47:48 PM PDT by groovejedi
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To: Bacon Man

"you scratched my cannon" the best one in my opinion, I need a new keyboard now!


49 posted on 06/03/2005 12:47:56 PM PDT by groovejedi
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To: MississippiMasterpiece

"NOW do you surrender!"


50 posted on 06/03/2005 12:54:52 PM PDT by expatpat
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