If i was in charge of this I'd get out the ol' 30:06 and prepare for a big Bambi Barbeque ... problem solved
posted on 06/18/2005 7:55:21 AM PDT
you sure that this is deer and not "little dicky durbin?"
All joking aside, this is very serious.
posted on 06/18/2005 8:01:44 AM PDT
(My ? to Libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?")
How unenlightened and non-progressive of you.
posted on 06/18/2005 8:02:11 AM PDT
Or maybe these people could just jog/walk somewhere else while the does raise their fawns. The university is invading their habitat, not the other way around.
posted on 06/18/2005 8:03:00 AM PDT
posted on 06/18/2005 8:03:42 AM PDT
To: Cowman; onyx
I had a couple of deer hit me in Kansas while driving my mean SUV>>>>
The deer are probably protecting a fawn. Overpopulation of deer due to the bleeding heart liberal no gun, no hunt and no traditional culture are to blame.
posted on 06/18/2005 8:08:05 AM PDT
To: Squantos; Eaker; B4Ranch; Pete-R-Bilt
When Bambi goes bad
posted on 06/18/2005 8:19:39 AM PDT
by glock rocks
( There are not enough liberals in Utah to bother to appease. - Warren Keuffel)
some deer is going to get his arse kicked
posted on 06/18/2005 8:28:26 AM PDT
(The MRS wanted to go to an expensive place to eat so I took her to the gas station.)
Round up the offending deer, and send them to GITMO.
(If for no other reason, it will drive Dick Durbin nuts!)
I have never read such malarkey in my life. Deer attacking people! Next it will be vicious jackrabbits.
I have been a hunter and outdoorsman all my adult life. The people who claim to have been attacked by deer may well benefit from drug counseling and/or psychiatric testing.
posted on 06/18/2005 8:40:03 AM PDT
(I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born. ~Ronald Reagan)
I had the occasion to travel from Detroit MI to the Houghton Lake area two weeks ago, and noted there were at least 7 deer carcasses along side the road. On the return back to Detroit, using a different route, at least that many more were spotted. Assuming the Michigan DOT picks up the carcasses frequently (none were in a really bad state of decay, the deer population in Michigan must really be huge. It's no wonder they are confronting humans at an increasing rate.
posted on 06/18/2005 8:46:31 AM PDT
(Hillary is changing her colors. She's a chameleon. No, she's a liberal.)
Deer meat is quite tasty. Most likely it's loads better than the meat that they serve in the dining halls!
posted on 06/18/2005 8:58:34 AM PDT
"Doe, a deer, an overprotective deer . . . "
posted on 06/18/2005 9:23:09 AM PDT
(Don't blame me . . . voting for Pedro.)
Deer have a rep for being harmless and reclusive. A buck in rut can be real dangerous. I've read of several fatalities over the years caused by hormoned up bucks. Last November, my sis-in-law stopped on the side of the road to make a call when all of the sudden a buck rams into here driver's side door. Made a hell of dent. She had to drive off as he was making another charge.
I even read once where a small boy had his lungs fatally punctured by a pi$$ed of doe. The author of the story said the kids were feeding some deer at Yellowstone decades ago. He said it hoofed the kid so fast that it was almost imperceptible.
Seven people have been threatened or attacked by deer on Southern Illinois University's main campus over the past two weeks, prompting the school to post warnings about the animal aggressiveness
"There I was, walking down the path, when this deer steps out from behind a tree. A cigarette dangled from the corner of his mouth, and he was twirling a knife in one hoof. 'Your money or your life,' he sneered..."
posted on 06/18/2005 11:25:18 AM PDT
(“Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.”)
WARNING TO MY FELLOW FREEPers: Before you shoot make sure it isn't Bambi!!!
posted on 06/18/2005 11:30:37 AM PDT
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