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ZAWWWT!!! Them kittens clawed Maude, by Gawd.
Dave Grusin and Andrew Bergman

Posted on 06/25/2005 11:54:20 AM PDT by house of cards

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider
She didnt' care if the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her
She was a sister who really cooked.

Isadora was the first bra burner
Ain't ya glad she showed up. (Oh yeah)
And when the country was falling apart
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's

That old uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,

Right on Maude.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: boringtroll; kittyfood; troll; zawwwt; zot; zotmetillipuke; zotsfortots; zotted; zotty
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1 posted on 06/25/2005 11:54:20 AM PDT by house of cards
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To: house of cards

Bea Arthur, is that you?


2 posted on 06/25/2005 11:55:43 AM PDT by two134711 (If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.)
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To: house of cards

The Rooster crows at Midnite...

Momma has a long mustache... Momma has a long mustache...


3 posted on 06/25/2005 11:55:53 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: two134711

Must Bea!


4 posted on 06/25/2005 11:56:16 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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To: house of cards

Hey, welcome to FR. I bet you are a troll, which makes you a dumba$$.

5 posted on 06/25/2005 11:56:32 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought." Pope JPII)
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To: two134711

God'll get you for this, Walter


6 posted on 06/25/2005 11:56:56 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: house of cards

See ya!


7 posted on 06/25/2005 11:57:09 AM PDT by PJammers (I can't help it... It's my idiom!)
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To: house of cards

"Maude! Sit!"


8 posted on 06/25/2005 11:57:49 AM PDT by sinanju
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To: house of cards

Catch!

9 posted on 06/25/2005 11:58:29 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: house of cards

10 posted on 06/25/2005 11:59:14 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (*"Justice" is French for Getting Screwed By Liberals*)
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To: house of cards

In before the zot?


11 posted on 06/25/2005 11:59:17 AM PDT by Blue Champagne (Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?)
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To: house of cards
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12 posted on 06/25/2005 12:00:14 PM PDT by No Blue States
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To: house of cards

How about a 24-hour moratoriam on allowing a new account to post? Trolls have a notoriously-short attention span due to Ritalin addiction. Most of them would forget they'd ever created an account.


13 posted on 06/25/2005 12:00:20 PM PDT by John Jorsett (scam never sleeps)
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To: house of cards

LOL

TROLL


14 posted on 06/25/2005 12:00:57 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (If the GOP can't come up with someone better than Tancredo, THEY ARE in a world of hurt.)
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To: house of cards

Can you do Mister Ed?


15 posted on 06/25/2005 12:02:12 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: house of cards

wth???


16 posted on 06/25/2005 12:02:59 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: house of cards
Worst post ever!
17 posted on 06/25/2005 12:03:26 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: MikeinIraq

In before the zot


18 posted on 06/25/2005 12:03:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: house of cards

...And then there's Admin Maude...


19 posted on 06/25/2005 12:04:04 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (*"Justice" is French for Getting Screwed By Liberals*)
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To: house of cards

20 posted on 06/25/2005 12:04:17 PM PDT by NautiNurse ("I'd rather see someone go to work for a Republican campaign than sit on their butt."--Howard Dean)
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To: house of cards

LMAO at the headline alteration!


21 posted on 06/25/2005 12:04:21 PM PDT by No Blue States
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To: house of cards

Were you aware that the reason that Lady Godiva rode through the town naked was to get her husband to lower taxes?


22 posted on 06/25/2005 12:04:35 PM PDT by SilentServiceCPOWife
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To: house of cards

You will pay the price for your lack of sentience!
23 posted on 06/25/2005 12:05:01 PM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: house of cards

Amusing, yes, but what is the point of the "poem"?!


24 posted on 06/25/2005 12:05:15 PM PDT by graycamel
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To: house of cards

25 posted on 06/25/2005 12:05:26 PM PDT by BulletBobCo
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To: house of cards; MeekOneGOP
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26 posted on 06/25/2005 12:08:36 PM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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To: house of cards

27 posted on 06/25/2005 12:17:36 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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To: All

translation
"These people want to draw your attention. They want to create havoc around you, let it go; ignore them. Administrators will take care of that.” thank you


28 posted on 06/25/2005 12:20:48 PM PDT by anonymoussierra ("a significant logical dilemma about the origin of the good."Sokrates)
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To: house of cards

This is only marginally dumber than the "Weird Weather Fact Of The Day".


29 posted on 06/25/2005 12:23:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: house of cards

adrienne barbeau was kinda hot back then, still aint half bad these days. she ruled in escape from new york.


30 posted on 06/25/2005 12:23:27 PM PDT by isom35
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To: house of cards

31 posted on 06/25/2005 12:26:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: isom35

32 posted on 06/25/2005 12:33:35 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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To: house of cards

I heart the interweb. Without it, the schizo-creative would have no voice. Bravo.


33 posted on 06/25/2005 12:37:44 PM PDT by mysterio
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To: house of cards

Hello.

34 posted on 06/25/2005 12:40:56 PM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: fieldmarshaldj

lol.....


35 posted on 06/25/2005 12:41:26 PM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: No Blue States

Seems like every time I see a pic of John F'n Kerry, I keep hearing the theme from "the Munsters".


36 posted on 06/25/2005 12:50:27 PM PDT by stbdside
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To: stbdside
lol

Or the Adams family.

I will always keep that pic because it is so hilarious to me. He could not look like more of a spaz if he tried..though I do have a few close contenders.

37 posted on 06/25/2005 12:56:43 PM PDT by No Blue States
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To: house of cards

38 posted on 06/25/2005 1:01:10 PM PDT by Nick Danger (www.iranfree.org)
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To: sinanju
God'll get you for this, Walter

My favorite episode was when Walter got the "player" organ.

Maude: "Walter, you're driving me crazy!"

Walter: "Hey, that in my book!" (Starts playing "You, You're Driving Me Crazy!"

39 posted on 06/25/2005 1:03:57 PM PDT by Howlin
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To: John Jorsett
How about a 24-hour moratoriam on allowing a new account to post? Trolls have a notoriously-short attention span due to Ritalin addiction. Most of them would forget they'd ever created an account.

That is a GREAT idea! And if they turn out to be trolls? The Zotfather does his thing AND publishes the IP addresses of the trolls in question, for our dancing and dining pleasure. ;)
40 posted on 06/25/2005 1:09:01 PM PDT by Mad Mammoth
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To: house of cards

41 posted on 06/25/2005 1:09:44 PM PDT by OSHA (I,ll be breaf.)
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To: house of cards
This is one of the most uninspiring, unimaginative ZOTS I have ever read. Maude? Puh-lease.


42 posted on 06/25/2005 1:19:56 PM PDT by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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To: house of cards
Chevelle - The Clincher
From the album "This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)"

Touch
I'll stand for nothing less
Or never stand again
These are the limits when one's buried
This body's left the soul
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
Careful of drifting off
Now losing taste and touch
Turning a pale blue leaning in to say
This body's left the soul
The brain needs oxygen

Can't sneak around this bait
His catacomb has got me by the chin
This body's left the soul
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
With nothing to gain
Here's the clincher, this should be you
Now saturate [x4] and touch
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Could we have known
Never would I, helped to nail down
I'll stand for nothing less
With nothing to gain
Here's the clincher, this should be you
Laying cold and crippled
This happened to be never changing
Holding inside,
Or never stand again
the phobia of you
Made cold and crippled, ending it all
Now saturate [x3], the earth
Now saturate [x3], the earth
43 posted on 06/25/2005 1:36:22 PM PDT by Darksheare (Hey troll, Sith happens.)
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To: house of cards; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ...

44 posted on 06/25/2005 1:36:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: Nick Danger

45 posted on 06/25/2005 1:37:57 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Loyalty)
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To: Blue Champagne

Idiot.


46 posted on 06/25/2005 1:38:17 PM PDT by Windsong (FighterPilot)
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To: house of cards

You sometimes touch yourself while watching "The Golden Girls", huh?


47 posted on 06/25/2005 1:39:55 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: two134711

What's the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe?

You can eat an old shoe if you have to...


48 posted on 06/25/2005 1:41:35 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) (Ketchup Boy is the George Costanza of the US Senate)
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To: Dallas59

lol at your pic. Goes with what you said perfectly.


49 posted on 06/25/2005 1:48:48 PM PDT by No Blue States
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To: house of cards

I was in a punk band back in High School, we used to do a cover of this theme song.
I am an idiot.

:)


50 posted on 06/25/2005 1:54:04 PM PDT by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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