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False breasts betray exam cheats
BBC News On Line ^ | July 5, 2005 | Unsigned

Posted on 07/05/2005 3:42:46 PM PDT by aculeus

A Russian youth wearing a drag outfit which gave him improbably large breasts has been caught trying to sit an entrance exam for a female friend.

Moscow University security guards first thought the applicant had an oversized bust because "she" was trying to take crib sheets into the exam.

A search unmasked the false bosom, the university told the BBC News website.

The man was barred from the exam and the woman he attempted to cover for was struck off the entrants' list.

She had been seeking a place in the university's prestigious psychology faculty.

Heavy make-up

Yasen Zasursky, a head of department in the university's journalism faculty where the exams were being held, said the man's "especially protruding female features" gave him away.

"Someone was trying to sit the maths exam dressed as a lady," he told the BBC.

"The guard was suspicious that they were taking some materials into the exam. He opened the jacket and saw it was a young gentleman."

The youth was also apparently wearing heavy make-up.

Correspondents say cheating is a major problem in Russia's universities and colleges, where bribery is commonplace.

But Mr Zasursky seemed to suggest that the ruse was an appropriate one for the subject involved.

"They try to see ways of using their knowledge of psychology," he quipped.


TOPICS: Extended News
KEYWORDS: shesamanbaby

1 posted on 07/05/2005 3:42:47 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: aculeus
And I thought Tom Sizemore had problems.
2 posted on 07/05/2005 3:45:09 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Petronski

ping


3 posted on 07/05/2005 3:47:26 PM PDT by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: martin_fierro; aculeus

BWAHAHAHA!

Bookmark for reading the posts later.


4 posted on 07/05/2005 3:47:50 PM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: aculeus
I've heard of guys doing girls' term papers for them so they can get in their... um... good graces, but this dude took it WAY too far.
5 posted on 07/05/2005 3:49:56 PM PDT by kezekiel
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To: aculeus

I hope he's punished. You know, tit for tat.


6 posted on 07/05/2005 3:50:25 PM PDT by sierrahome (Colfax, CA; "A Small Drinking Town With A Rail Road Problem.")
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To: cyborg

Who needs more than a perfect handful?


7 posted on 07/05/2005 3:50:50 PM PDT by Petronski (BRABANTIO: Thou art a villain! ---- IAGO: You are--a senator.)
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To: aculeus

Where's the pix??


8 posted on 07/05/2005 3:51:30 PM PDT by CheneyChick
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To: aculeus
"What's keeping them?? What's KEEPING them..Charlene..?? A six foot black woman dressed like Hazel taking a citizenship test as Consuela Valverde and you're asking me what's KEEPING THEM???..."

Julia Sugarbaker. Designing Women.

9 posted on 07/05/2005 3:51:40 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: CheneyChick
I don't know what gave it away.


10 posted on 07/05/2005 4:04:26 PM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: CheneyChick
Where's the pix??

Here ya go...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com


11 posted on 07/05/2005 4:43:43 PM PDT by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: CheneyChick
Where's the pix??


12 posted on 07/05/2005 4:46:01 PM PDT by aculeus (Ceci n'est pas une tag line.)
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To: aculeus

I wonder what the exam proctor's first clue was that "she" wasn't a "she"? Was "she", "he" or "it", a blonde? Isn't this a prime example of very un PC stereotyping, i.e., that large breasted woman are not as smart as other women?. Sounds like this person needs some old style Soviet re-education.


13 posted on 07/05/2005 4:46:47 PM PDT by miele man
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To: martin_fierro; aculeus; Charles Henrickson

"One mahst have good mammary to take tahff exam..."


14 posted on 07/05/2005 4:52:58 PM PDT by mikrofon (Cliff Notes)
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To: aculeus

Busted!


15 posted on 07/05/2005 5:02:07 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: aculeus

What a boob!


16 posted on 07/05/2005 5:07:51 PM PDT by FormerLib (Kosova: "land stolen from Serbs and given to terrorist killers in a futile attempt to appease them.")
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To: FormerLib

Bump for the silly replies.....I had to get that off my chest...


17 posted on 07/05/2005 5:10:51 PM PDT by Loud Mime (We want educated people voting, not indoctrinated)
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To: aculeus

"...and you wanted to be my latex salesman..."


18 posted on 07/05/2005 5:14:37 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: aculeus; dighton; general_re; hellinahandcart; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; Larry Lucido
This was over at Yahoo's "Most Emailed Photos" so it had to be the one...


19 posted on 07/05/2005 5:42:28 PM PDT by Thinkin' Gal
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