The Great Muslim Adventure Day!

Islamic Circle of North America ^

[4.1O dana super trac pak]

Insha Allah, on September 16, 2005, the New Jersey theme park, Six Flags Great Adventure, is set to be transformed as 'The Great Muslim Adventure Day', an event organized by ICNA. This event is designed to provide entertainment for the entire family!

Alhamdulillah, The entire park is reserved for Muslims!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Glad to hear that. But it is practiced in many Muslim Countries.

[Restorer]

Odd. It says you can use your season tickets on that day if you pay an extra $10. Tickets will also be sold at the gate.

Are they going to ask ticket buyers if they're Muslim and turn them away if they say no? Do you have to document your Muslim status, and if so, how?

[ClearBlueSky]

Trouble is- Americans won't be allowed in that day.

[MarineDad]

"Do you have to document your Muslim status, and if so, how?"

They'll simply lift their Mo'hammy jammies and show the nice entrance booth attendant their suicide belt.

A jolly good time will be had by all(ah)!!

[jolie560]

What will they do when the rides stop 5 times each day in mid-ride?

Blame the infidels, of course, for causing the disruption.

[taxesareforever]

"Coordinance please"?

[MeanWestTexan]

Correction: the tool of inadequate, uninformed, and unskilled men to try to keep women in check.

Adequate, informed, and skilled men can use it the other way around.

[MeanWestTexan]

Do you have to document your Muslim status, and if so, how?

By explosives checking, but in reverse of how they do it at airports, of course.

[Alouette]

Any private groups can rent the park for a day after the regular season has ended.

It's not the same as "Gay Day" at Disneyland when the queers flock at the height of the season.

[oldenuff2no]

Just think if someone wanted to use their methods of strapping a bomb on, finding a place where the maximum amount of their women and children could be killed, they just gave you the time and place.
Are there people out there that hate them bad enough to sacrifice themselves to kill their women and children? I guess we are not as dedicated to death as they are. You know how they are with their religion of peace and all. It is more in our nature to attack those who can protect themselves rather than blowing up innocent children looking for a candy handout as their "brave" fighters do. Enough is enough. We need to treat them and their religion exactly to the same standards as the Islamic world treats Christianity!!!!!

[Stand W]

Better check every ride for planted devices.

[BushisTheMan]

New Jersey - tells me all I need to know.

[Purple GOPer]

Trouble is - people like you who want to choose who isn't an American.

[RichInOC]

Am I the only one imagining Mr. Six...you know, the little old bow-tie guy in the commercials...dancing around wearing a bomb belt?

[Michael Goldsberry]

You are the ghost of Neville Chamberlain, I presume.

[Purple GOPer]

No, I am the nephew of my Uncle Sam who during WWII recruited over 1.2 million Americans of Italian descent and 18,000 Japanese Americans in the all-Japanese 442nd Regimental Combat Team and the 100th Infantry Battalion.

Only a small percentage of Muslims in the world dislike the US (although the MSM only shows those that do). If you think every (or even most) Muslims are terrorists than the terrorist's job is complete.

[freeperfromnj]

What? You mean they don't want to share the rides with the infidels?