PAINFUL TACKLE FOR PLAYER (Soccer - a game played by real men! ;o) )

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13437430,00.html ^

[Budgie]

A footballer had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle.

Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

His shorts were "soaked with blood" but team doctors managed to patch Yankow up.

Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.

And the German went on to score in his side's 2-0 win over Frankfurt.

[Ignatz]

"Chavdar Yankow" translated to English is "Les Johnson", isn't it?

[rdcorso]

I heard they were serving mini Frankfurters that were split and smothered in ketchup.

[sharktrager]

After a tackle like that a "real man" becomes a neuter.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

AMEN, I love the UFC!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"A footballer SOCCER PLAYER had to have six stitches in his penis after it was ripped open in a tackle. "

Um, I am not trying to cause too much trouble here, but I have to know something. Call it odd curiosity.

After the game how many times did he approach women, point to his wound, and ask them to kiss it and make it better?

[Darksheare]

LOL, well.. someone once said, "We don't kiss owwies anymore.."
That's all I will say on the subject of kissing scrapes and cuts.

[najida]

oh.
Oh oh oh oh.

[End Times Sentinel]

What kind of a real man plays a game where you tackle a fella by the penis?

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[madball]

You prefer spelling bees? Real Pansy. Or did you play soccer with girls. Are you a girl?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"What kind of a real man plays a game where you tackle a fella by the penis? "

I think it is a sport all its own in San Francisco.

[Slicksadick]

[MassExodus]

Rugby players eat their dead

During a match my friend Skip found himself at the bottom of a Ruck.
Someone either accidentally or intentionally stomped on his head shearing his ear nearly off.
He called for "a minute" as time outs aren't really recognized as we know it.
From the side line came a roll of althetic tape and we taped what was hanging off back onto his head and he played out the rest of the match.

Only after a long night of post match festivities did we finally stroll into the E.R. to have it sewed up correctly.

[albee]

"Football (soccer that is) is the most popular sport in the world, so it must have something going for it."

It is popular because Turd World Countries need only the men and 1 ball to get a game up!

Fortunately, The U.S. is wealthy enough for most schools, begining at the high school level, can afford the equipment necessary to truly entertain sports fans with the thrills of American Football!

[LiveBait]

I disagree... I enjoyed the first half, but fell asleep in the second, woke up half an hour later only to realize I had missed absolutely nothing.


I do enjoy soccer sometimes though, and loved watching the Skins beat the Bears 9-7....

[Lekker 1]

As for popularity, the worlds most popular spectator sport is auto racing.

Spectator Sport? Gee, I thought this thread was about those who actually PLAY the game. What kind of man sits and watches someone else play a game? :-)

[ctlpdad]

Actually the thread was about a weenie who ripped up his weenie flaying metric football.

I know of MILLIONS who watch football. Millions watch metric football, too, but

Oh, and I participate, too.

[Phantom Lord]

I didn't say I prefered spelling bees. Only that watching them is more exciting than watching soccer.

[uglybiker]

Chavdar Yankow in a bar: "Hey baby! Wanna see my scar?"

[sinclair]

I hope those stitches are made with rubber bands.

[ctlpdad]

If a chick wants to really hurt him, it wouldn't be too hard! She wouldn't even have to touch him.