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“True Christian” troll zotted to kingdom come. No apologies forthcoming.
Bishop Nigel Zotworthy

Posted on 09/19/2005 4:03:51 AM PDT by ForkedTongueFreepers

True Christians would not lie to cover up for their criminal negligence and failures leading up to the attacks of the 11th September 2001, which killed thousands of innocents.

True Christians would not ignore other countries human rights abuses, in order to get their support for a so called "war on terror".

True Christians would not lie, and decieve their people into believing that another nation posed a "clear and present danger" in order to initiate an attack on another nation which would kill innocent people.

True Christians would not ignore torture and abuse, and would not attempt to make excuses for the scumbags who carry out that torture and abuse, and those who ordered people to torture and abuse captives.

True Christians would not argue about legal niceties, or their role in helping their own countrymen, women and children following a natural disaster. They would offer their help unconditionally.

True Christians would not deny help for those in need.

True Christians would speak out against those who speak with a forked tongue. When those who claim to be Christians don't act in a Christian manner, then Christian leaders must speak out. Church of England Bishops have called on Christian leaders to speak out and publicly apologise for the Iraq war. It's long past time for true Christians to speak up.


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To: NicknamedBob

I knew that all it would take would be for us to sit down and talk reasonably amongst ourselves. I feel that the schism between the branches may be close to being healed.


101 posted on 09/19/2005 7:14:02 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: StarCMC; NicknamedBob

I think that in a situation like this, you should strike the attacker hard enough to spin them around - causing them to thereby "turn the other cheek." At that point, you can strike that one as well.

But I'm willing to listen to anything that Bob might have to offer in this regard as well.


102 posted on 09/19/2005 7:15:37 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: Tennessee_Bob; StarCMC
"...the schism between the branches may be close to being healed."

Sure thing! Um, what kinda beer ya got?

103 posted on 09/19/2005 7:16:16 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: DaveLoneRanger

So the world is spinning faster.
Are you dizzy when you’re stoned?
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master’s call?

--Led Zeppelin, "Houses of the Holy"


104 posted on 09/19/2005 7:17:07 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hey, Cindy Sheehan, grow up!)
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers
Just once I'd like to hear that an Anglican/Episcopalian meeting ended with a resolution calling on people to seek God's forgiveness for their sins and to repent, rather than some silly political resolution that has nothing to do with spreading the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
105 posted on 09/19/2005 7:20:22 AM PDT by quadrant
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To: StarCMC; Tennessee_Bob
"But what about the turn the other cheek -- "

"And so we wandered on a bit and learned to cope with life.
I grew somewhat stronger when I first encountered strife.
It was the prudent thing to do, to turn the other cheek,
One cheek too many though, could mean that you were weak.

From "Before There Was Dirt ..." on my about page.

106 posted on 09/19/2005 7:21:48 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Same thing I was thinking - I've got Bud, in the bottom of the fridge so it's good and cold. Can't get the stuff I want - John Smith's Best Bitters, so what I do drink has to be ice cold to hide the taste.


107 posted on 09/19/2005 7:22:59 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: Tennessee_Bob; StarCMC
"...so what I do drink has to be ice cold to hide the taste."

And you always drink your best beer first!

*sniff* We are brothers!

... in pure loving friendship, of course.

108 posted on 09/19/2005 7:27:33 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tennessee_Bob

ROFL!!

Do you accept non-Bob members?


109 posted on 09/19/2005 7:38:03 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: StarCMC
"Do you accept non-Bob members?"

"Sure thing! Um, what kinda beer ya got?"

110 posted on 09/19/2005 7:41:52 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Um, non, but I could gopher. Wait!! One Bud Light in the bottom of the fridge.


111 posted on 09/19/2005 7:45:12 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: StarCMC; NicknamedBob
One Bud Light in the bottom of the fridge.

Brother Bob - I'm not too sure about the Bud Light. Remember Beverages, Chapter 7, verse 3 - Drinkest thou not the lite beers - for they have not the flavor of ordinary beer, and will lead you down a path of darkness.

112 posted on 09/19/2005 7:48:50 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: StarCMC; Tennessee_Bob

Cool! You're in!

Worship service is next Sunday. When you open your eyes, be thankful.


113 posted on 09/19/2005 7:49:36 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob

Hmmm... well, my favorites are Erlanger and Grizzly, but they're hard to come by. Does that count for anything? OH -- and the Grizzly has to be bought IN CANADA cause what you cna buy here doesn't taste the same. Short of those I like Sam Adams.


114 posted on 09/19/2005 7:50:18 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!!!


115 posted on 09/19/2005 7:51:04 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob; StarCMC
"Drinkest thou not the lite beers ..."

Of course, of course. But then there is Beverages, Chapter 7, verse 11. Adhering always to the recognition that lite beer is not less expensive than proper nourishment. And at the end of that path of darkness, remember to flush and put the seat back down.

116 posted on 09/19/2005 7:58:25 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob; StarCMC

Well - the Yankee says you're in - so - you're in. Welcome aboard. Where's the bottle opener??


117 posted on 09/19/2005 8:02:15 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: Tennessee_Bob

Cheers!


118 posted on 09/19/2005 8:03:43 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob; StarCMC
"Where's the bottle opener??"

Church key ... bottle opener ...

Coincidence?

119 posted on 09/19/2005 8:05:54 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers

These Muslim loving Bishops are not Christians. They have been working for two decades to remove the basic Christain tenants from the Church and all references to the old testament.


120 posted on 09/19/2005 8:07:16 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Jamie Gorelick is responsible for more dead Americans(9-11) than those killed in Iraq.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob

Um, I'm not much on the beer drinking which is actually a good thing since I wouldn't be drinking the last one. I will be a gopher on occasion.

It's that sleeping in part. I like that. Do I have to fill out an application or something?

Let me know.

Sally Bob Jones


121 posted on 09/19/2005 8:08:00 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (Rita, if you have to visit Texas, the King Ranch area is nice this time of year!)
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To: Sally'sConcerns; NicknamedBob

What kind of beer do you have? Or, barring that - got any pretzels?

Brother Bob! Another applicant!


122 posted on 09/19/2005 8:11:22 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers

The Church of England doesn't represent true Anglicanism, and isn't even really a Christian religion anymore, rather it is a left-wing political-social-environmentalist organization. The latent Christianity of members too stubborn to realize this is the only tie that they maintain, and they are chasing this membership off

So, what were you saying?


123 posted on 09/19/2005 8:15:57 AM PDT by RFEngineer
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers
"True Christians would speak out against those who speak with a forked tongue."

You mean like Bill "I did not have sex with that woman" Clinton?
124 posted on 09/19/2005 8:17:19 AM PDT by DocRock (Osama said, "We love death, the U.S. loves life, that is the main difference between us.")
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To: Tennessee_Bob

No pretzels but I have lots of the homemade chex mix. Also new, unopened bags of several different types of chips. Oh, and a brand new unopened tub of french onion dip. Of course I can be persuaded (rather easily) to go after bean dip and Frito's.

Living in a small town like I do, the choice in beer is rather limited. I have a couple of the large size Heineken's. If I want the better stuff I have to preorder and wait for it to come in so it's just easier to buy Heineken and suffer in silence.


125 posted on 09/19/2005 8:17:29 AM PDT by Sally'sConcerns (Rita, if you have to visit Texas, the King Ranch area is nice this time of year!)
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To: NicknamedBob
Coincidence?

Not at all -- it's fate!

126 posted on 09/19/2005 8:18:55 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob; Sally'sConcerns; StarCMC
The drinking of beer is not a necessary sacrament, which is a good thing, because I have to yield to the realities of my drinking problem.

I keep running out of beer...

Actually, it goes more along these lines...


My Frequent Prayer
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

My eyes are stained glass windows,
God’s light shines to my soul.
With every breath I take,
I thank God for my role.

I have a part to play, you see.
With loneliness around.
For every only child I know,
A brother he has found.

There’s music in the world, I hear,
A drumbeat booms within my chest.
I’m mindful that God wrote the score,
With every drummer’s rest.

And flutes there are, and fifes so sweet,
That glide across the day.
The feathered players know the tunes,
And never ask for pay.

My friends go by, they’re off to church,
And pray that I will follow.
But water becomes wine to me,
A sacrament to swallow,

And every crust of bread, to me,
Is sacred to behold,
And every coin that comes to me,
I feel is made of gold.

I’m thankful for each breath I take,
With every word I say,
I just wish folks could understand,
That this is how I pray.



NicknamedBob . . . . . . 18 January 2004

127 posted on 09/19/2005 8:24:57 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers

"In 2002, Richard Harries, Anglican Bishop of Oxford, said Christians should pray to “God the Mother” (The Times, Nov. 3, 2002). That same year, retired Bishop Spong proposed a “new Christianity,” which must be able to “incorporate all of our reality. It must be able to allow God and Satan to come together in each of us. ... It must unite Christ with Antichrist, Jesus with Judas, male with female, heterosexual with homosexual” (World, July 8, 2002)."

Rev. Harries has also affixed his imprimatur on cloning human babies for parts.

Wanna see some more cloning? ZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOTZOT








128 posted on 09/19/2005 8:25:57 AM PDT by Translates
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To: Translates
This video reminds me of ForkedTongue...

Click Image to Watch the Video - 1.1 MB .wmv Video

129 posted on 09/19/2005 8:41:24 AM PDT by DocRock (Osama said, "We love death, the U.S. loves life, that is the main difference between us.")
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers
True Christians would not ignore torture and abuse, and would not attempt to make excuses for the scumbags who carry out that torture and abuse, and those who ordered people to torture and abuse captives.

We watched a documentary on the History Channel last night called "The Horrors of Saddam" It was about the horrors Saddam and his sadistic sons visited on the people of Iraq. Now that was torture and abuse! I was so mad I was about to waste my hard gotten DU account to go in there and tell those liberal moonbats to tune in and watch but I figured they didn't want to see the truth. They are having too much fun harboring their fantasies about what a great guy Saddam was.

130 posted on 09/19/2005 8:51:28 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: DocRock

What an idiot!


131 posted on 09/19/2005 8:57:50 AM PDT by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers
Anglicans have some weak Christian brothers. It's one thing to blame other Christians but it's another to ignore the evil that Islam is doing on a daily basis. Is also another thing to ignore the plans that Islam has for all NONMUSLIMS.

You think Islam is going to stop because you pray very very hard? Somebody needs to actually go out there and pull the trigger.

If Muslims were to start bombing and killing here in the US you would be the first to be hiding behind me to defend you.

These people have no clue what Islam is nor do they know Christianity. Idiots.
132 posted on 09/19/2005 9:12:50 AM PDT by SQUID
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To: SQUID
These people have no clue what Islam is nor do they know Christianity. Idiots.

I agree!

Nor do they know God...

God isn't a "touchy-feely, lovey-dovey" kind of God, though He does show that side. He is a just God and will judge sin where it stands. He loves us all by the virtue of being His creation and by what He does for us. However, he does call believers to not be cowards and stand up and fight for what's right and requires us to possibly lose our earthly existance for that.

Of course we aren't to be careless, but Christians do not have to be doormats, nor are we called to be.

133 posted on 09/19/2005 9:35:50 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
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To: NicknamedBob

ROFLOL!!!! You are too talented.


134 posted on 09/19/2005 9:45:26 AM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Translates
ack !!!!!!!!! what is that unbelieveable tripe??

Church of England in disgrace

135 posted on 09/19/2005 9:45:55 AM PDT by Sisku Hanne (Deprogramming the left, one truth at a time.)
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To: Sisku Hanne

What's tripe, that those guys are degenerates and that Rev. Harries wants cloning for parts? It's all true, anyone can see that he's a sick human.

I just cloned my ZOTS for him. Do you have a problem with that?


136 posted on 09/19/2005 10:12:44 AM PDT by Translates
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To: Translates

what the degenerates are saying is tripe.


137 posted on 09/19/2005 10:16:55 AM PDT by Sisku Hanne (Deprogramming the left, one truth at a time.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob
I am in the Netherlands at the moment but I will return to the UK (West Midlands/Birmingham) tomorrow till Saturday. I will gladly consume any bitter you suggest as your proxy.
138 posted on 09/19/2005 3:26:22 PM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers

True Christians don't worship politics as their god.


139 posted on 09/19/2005 3:27:39 PM PDT by k2blader (Hic sunt dracones..)
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To: OSHA

When I was in the USAF, I had the great fortune of working with the Royal Air Force on several occasions. They introduced me to John Smith's Best Bitters, and when they left, I couldn't get it anymore. I've been a broken man since then.


140 posted on 09/19/2005 3:37:52 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: Zavien Doombringer

Got your back


141 posted on 09/19/2005 6:20:30 PM PDT by SQUID
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To: ForkedTongueFreepers

142 posted on 09/19/2005 6:22:19 PM PDT by wolicy_ponk (If we're not the mainstream, how come we nearly control all three branches of Government?)
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To: StarCMC

Hey, I was on a roll. They shouldn't make it so EASY, though!

;o)


143 posted on 09/19/2005 9:08:46 PM PDT by Watery Tart (Babe Ruth is dead. Throw strikes.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Is that a fact? President George W. Bush missed a Bin Laden capture moment. I am simple minded enough, to request your pointed reference in the 9-11 Omission report. You do have a reference, right?


144 posted on 09/19/2005 10:57:35 PM PDT by Treader (Hillary's dark smile is reminiscent of Stalin's inhuman grin...)
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To: Treader

I went ahead and researched the 9/11 commission report. As it turns out, you are right. There were no real opportunities to "get" Bin Laden that were missed by Bush. The only possible one involved a disagreement on whether to use armed Predator drones to get him, even if they knew he was at a certain place. I filed an abuse report on my own comment to have it deleted, since it turned out to be factually inaccurate. Hope that helps.

But I heard the news claim that Bush missed six opportunities. At worst, he missed one. The media f*cked me.


145 posted on 09/20/2005 7:33:14 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hey, Cindy Sheehan, grow up!)
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To: Tennessee_Bob
Had a chance to try John Smith's on the next to the last day here in the UK. I found it comparable to Brew XI which I tried only because they must have got it right by #11.

It was good but I like a slightly nuttier taste in ale.

Have you considered a transatlantic pipeline?

146 posted on 09/22/2005 1:44:52 PM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: OSHA
Have you considered a transatlantic pipeline?

Yeah - but I want the terminal at my house, and the city won't zone for it. Do you know of anything stateside that comes close to it?

147 posted on 09/22/2005 1:54:27 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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To: Tennessee_Bob

Call it performance art and apply for federal funding.


148 posted on 09/22/2005 2:10:24 PM PDT by OSHA (I've got a hole in my head too, but that's beside the point.)
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To: OSHA

Excellent way to think outside the box. They won't make me wear a beret, will they?


149 posted on 09/22/2005 5:47:24 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob ("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
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