Posted on 09/23/2005 10:08:23 AM PDT by kiriath_jearim
Nasty.
Elimination techniques vary widely between men and women, a guy can go without touching anything but his zipper. Theoretically.
The ladies require a bit more hands on to tidy up.
I bet, they didn't scrub under those nasty-ass long nails.
And when I go duck hunting in sub-freezing weather, I always wash my hands in the lake after breaking through the ice with my shotgun./sarcasm
Speaking of men's room bathroom behavior...What is it with the continual flushing?! One flush is usually all I need, but most guys come in the stall and start with a beginning flush, then three or four "in the process" flushes, then a final one or two goodbye flushes.
" ... the mints may be contaminated with urine"
Don't forget about the peanuts in the bowl on the restaurant bar counter.
Very, very true, that's 'cause we work for a living.
;o)
A lot of times at stadiums and airports, it is much cleaner not to wash, than to risk touching the faucets.
I think we have a guy here that can top that. This has been about ten years ago but I was in the restroom and the guy comes out of the #2 stall and heads straight for the door. He also had a half eaten Hostress cupcake in his hand.
Gross!!!
Why not just toss the cupcake into the toilet, and cut out the middleman?
This same guy had to be told by management to take a bath and use deodorant.
"Women's Hands Cleaner Than Men, Study Says"
That's because we are always touching women. ;)
Must be some kind of get even revenge nuttiness for having to clean them at home I guess.
Just to clarify - it's OK to eat the mints that space aliens take out by hand, their fecal and urine residue doesn't have an effect on us.
(just latching on to the use of the word 'human' and poking fun)
omg...that is the first time I have ever spit a lit cigarrette out my mouth by laughing! Thanks! :-)
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