You have a "real" conservative party: it's the Reform Party; vote for their candidate.
The Reform Party (aka the Deformed Party) is no more conservative than either of treh two major parties. It's simply an echo of the two major parties, with perhaps somewhat cleaner ethical standards.
The conservative party in this country today is the Constitution Party. I don't agree with all its policies, but I certainly agree with most of them, and they're far closer to mainstream conservatism than any other party.