Syria warns 'gates of hell will open' if U.S. attacks

Daily Star ^ | October 12 2005 | Leila Hatoum

[Barnacle]

the gates of hell

Wow! I wonder how that compares to the "Mother of all wars"?

[SuziQ]

ROTFL!!

[SmoothTalker]

"Finally, a field the Arabs excel in: BS-ing."

They are quit good at suicide bombings too.

[RobbyS]

Now both Iran and Syria are making loud noises.

[Jaysin]

I remember in 2003 or 2004 when Israel bombed an empty terrorist camp a few outside of Damascus as a warning to the Syrians after a suicide bombing in Haifa.

Syria's response was.......ummmmm still waiting.......

[BlueNgold]

yeah yeah .. the mother of all battles .. yeah yeah

[JRios1968]

Will it be the Mother of All Battles?

More like the second cousin, twice removed, on the mother's side...

[SuziQ]

Whatever happened to Baghdad Bob? He was always good for a laugh.

[kellynla]

What these camel jockeys have yet to learn is that we Marines never die...
we just go to hell and regroup. LMAO

Semper Fi,
Kelly

[JRios1968]

Cool the Great Satin opens the gates of hell in Syria.

"Oh, stop it! Why would I want to open those gates!?"

[Billthedrill]

Not up to Baghdad Bob's "roasting their stomachs in hell" comment, frankly. I mean, come on - no flowery rhetoric, no picturesque phrases, no imagery at all. Nothing like "the infidels will have their viscera spread over the desert sand for the vultures to feed on," or "the crusaders will have their eyelids nailed to the treads of our tanks as the invincible army of Allah rolls through Tel Aviv" or anything. The guy didn't even try. I give it a charitable four.

[Drill Thrawl]

All your Gates are belong to us!

Seems like the eye doctor is looking at the world with rose colored glasses.

Baby Assad, please wait your turn, we'll get to you don't worry.

[JRios1968]

90% of Arabs are like Baghdad Bob, totally delusional about their power and the power of their enemy, and that is why they can never ever win a war.

"I assure you, you will not find any delusional Arabs! We have yet to lose any battle against you decadent infidels! How do you like them apples?"

[JRios1968]

Hey Syria...

[jveritas]

LOL! This idiot should have a least wore more fashionable glasses.

[rlmorel]

[JRios1968]

Whatever happened to Baghdad Bob? He was always good for a laugh.

"I have been busy, spreading the truth! Saddam Hussein is still free! All your base are belong to us!"

[PISANO]

If the United States EVER fights another war the way we did WWII, [NON-PC] with the troops we have and the firepower we can unleash, the entire world would stand in awe and SYRIA would vanish faster than Saddam entered his rat hole.

[Free Vulcan]

Hey Assad, let me translate. We will kill goats, many, many goats.

[Just Lori]

ROFLMAO!