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Texas - have you seen this one?
email | 10/14 | anonymous

Posted on 10/14/2005 3:43:58 PM PDT by phatoldphart

When you're from Texas, people that you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?"

They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be.. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is some little bit of Texas in everyone.

Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.

Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.

Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.

Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend.

Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.

Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.

Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.

Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.

Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.

Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in Arlington and the Astrodome.

Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, Rick Husband, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, Lyndon B.Johnson.

Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments and Compaq. And LOCKHEED MARTIN AEROSPACE, Home of the F-16 Jet Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

Texas is NASA.

Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.

Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it.

NO ONE DOES ANYTHING BIGGER OR BETTER THAN IT'S DONE IN TEXAS.

By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

Texas even has its own power grid!!

If you are a REAL TEXAN you won't even need to be told to pass this on!"


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To: phatoldphart

Anybody know who has the Texas ping list?


101 posted on 10/14/2005 5:08:19 PM PDT by phatoldphart (It's a whole nother country)
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To: George Stupidnopolis
Uhhh....it's a nice place, but the writer has obviously never spoken with a Montanan.

I hafta agree with that...They call Montana 'God's Country'...

102 posted on 10/14/2005 5:08:20 PM PDT by Iscool (Your choice...The Republican Party, or the Republic...)
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To: phatoldphart

I know Darrell Royal grew up about 8 miles from here in SW Oklahoma, can't say where he was born off-hand. But WTH this part of Oklahoma used to be part of Texas so you all can claim him. Agree with all the GOOD things said about Texas, but Houston DOES have skeeters the size of hummingbirds, honest!!!!


103 posted on 10/14/2005 5:08:40 PM PDT by epaul
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To: Iscool

Understand the Okies had a similiar feeling last weekend after the big "Red River Shootout" in the Cotton Bowl.

Couldnt wait to get back to Okieland


104 posted on 10/14/2005 5:09:06 PM PDT by 76834 (There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.)
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To: phatoldphart; Eaker; Flyer; thackney; TheMom
Ahh, TEXAS!

It's my most favorite place.

105 posted on 10/14/2005 5:09:23 PM PDT by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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To: phatoldphart

I hate to rain on ya'lls parade, but when I think of Texas, I think of illegal aliens. To be a real cowboy you'd have to be from Montana or Wyoming.


106 posted on 10/14/2005 5:11:38 PM PDT by ozarkgirl
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To: B-Chan

Let's not forget Johnny Bush and Justin Trevino, Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and Lee Trevino...I live in Nevada now, was born in California to a Texan mother. I lived there while attending UTA and have spent the last 5 years trying to convince my wife that we need to retire to Texas. No luck so far...

I was talking football to an Alabama boy the other day and he mentioned to me that folks in Alabama didn't consider Texas to be part of the South. I told him that he might want to explain that to the descendants of the Texas' Brigade members who saved Alabamans at Sharpsburg and who stormed Little Round Top with the Alabamans at Gettysburg. He thought about it for a moment and said, I had a helluva point...


107 posted on 10/14/2005 5:11:44 PM PDT by Crapgame
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To: epaul

3 yarrds and a cloud of dust.

"Only three things can happen when you pass and two of 'em are bad"

My favorite team is whoever is playing UT.


108 posted on 10/14/2005 5:12:24 PM PDT by phatoldphart (It's a whole nother country)
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To: TexasCajun

I was lucky enough to live in Texas for 6 months over 30 years ago. Can't wait until my husband retires and we can put the "not native but got here as soon as we could" bumper sticker on our car. We love Texas.


109 posted on 10/14/2005 5:14:52 PM PDT by Ann de IL
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To: EverOnward
He said Texas has two seasons: Summer and Hell.

To put it mildly.

You know you're in Texas when you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

110 posted on 10/14/2005 5:15:03 PM PDT by Black Tooth (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Crapgame

Depends on where you're from. People in east Texas consider themselves to be part of the south 'cause that's where their ancestors came from.

Other areas associate themselves with the midwest or southwest.


111 posted on 10/14/2005 5:15:42 PM PDT by phatoldphart (It's a whole nother country)
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To: Zacs Mom

Gorgeous pictures. I had to live outside of Texas for 9 years, and pined away for it the whole time. You can take the girl out of Texas, but you can't take Texas out of the girl. Been back for several years now, and have been so at peace since I returned. Texas is all about a unique outlook on life, a special attitude, friendliness, generosity, self-reliance yet knowing you can rely on others, and the all important TexMex! There is nothing that would get me to leave again. Of course, I grumble about the heat, lol.


112 posted on 10/14/2005 5:16:07 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: Black Tooth
A Houston columnist who died in th e eighties had the same column 2 days a year.

"Open window day"

In the early spring you turn off the heater and turn on the AC. In early winter you turn off the AC and turn on the heat for a couple months.
113 posted on 10/14/2005 5:18:24 PM PDT by phatoldphart (It's a whole nother country)
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To: TexasCajun

You must have taken my husband's place, he left as soon as he could. lol


114 posted on 10/14/2005 5:20:03 PM PDT by kalee
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To: phatoldphart

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.


115 posted on 10/14/2005 5:21:07 PM PDT by Black Tooth (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: phatoldphart

bttt


116 posted on 10/14/2005 5:21:20 PM PDT by Guenevere (God bless our military!...and God bless the President of the United States!)
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To: kalee
You must have taken my husband's place, he left as soon as he could. lol

LOL!

117 posted on 10/14/2005 5:21:59 PM PDT by Black Tooth (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Black Tooth

ROTFLMAO!!!!1111


118 posted on 10/14/2005 5:22:38 PM PDT by phatoldphart (It's a whole nother country)
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To: phatoldphart
As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is.

Wow. That's even more-self-indulgent crap than I've seen from New Yorkers.

119 posted on 10/14/2005 5:23:34 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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To: Black Tooth
You know you're in Texas when you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Same can be said for South Florida aka the world's largest open air sauna.

120 posted on 10/14/2005 5:24:54 PM PDT by Clemenza (Gentlemen, Behold!)
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