Posted on 11/21/2005 5:31:54 PM PST by SJackson
MOHAMED WENT BACK IN TIME AND CONVERTED THEM.
The thing I can't figure is if Jesus (nice guy, fair, but tough) was sent by Allah, why was he the exact opposite of Mohammed (mean, evil, child molesting, murdering, nasty bastard)? Or did someone mention that Allah was the first schizophrenic and that those who aren't schizo are sinners? Allah's boy Mo (and some of his current boys) make the devil look like a saint.
The time warp was invented by John Kerry?
You dummy. It was Al Gore. Not kerry.
They'll claim anything for islam so they can jihad for it later. Luckily, we called dibs on their moon god, and left the footprints on his face to prove it.
Where do they get this crap. Oh, I know, they make it up.
ACTUALLY, AL GORE ANCESTORS INVENTED AND SOLD THE SECRET TO MOHAMED; SO THAT HE COULD GO BACK IN TIME, AND CONVERT DAVID WITH THE HELP OF OUTGOING KING SAUL.
This is getting funny. Algore invented the internet but we all know it was really the muzzles who invented it before they invented electricity.
These POS ROP remind me of the Soviets during the Cold War claiming they invented everything. Sure sign of immaturity in a country and a cult.
LMAO!!!!
So, David and his son Solomon the Great were kings of- Persia? Or was it Mesopotamia? This is too much!
Last time I checked, "Solomon's seal" and "The Star of David" were these funny six-pointed stars.
I seem to have seen those elsewhere. . .
The time machine really makes this whole thing a lot more reasonable! I hadn't taken that into account. I am forgetting my muzzle history or whatever you call the description of something that happened before it happened but you never got around to writing about until before it happened.
Now I can sleep with a clear mind tonight.
The time machine!
LOL, fair comments and questions. I just can't fathem how you kill your own Muslem adherents at random, women, children, anyone at all, yet claim the high moral ground. Unreal.
See, a 'slime will tell you that islam is the "din al-hanif" or "original religion" and predates the pedophile prophet. It was always here, see, and Mo was only the latest messenger.
Islam has a lie for every occasion, and Muslims are free to use this one when they tell people the are trying to brainwash into their cult - they are not "converting to islam," but actually "reverting" to islam!
That's easy. Koran Katch 22.
I'd like to see the rest of his resume' (cough)
No, silly. The egyptians were, muslims.
I'd not gotten to that chapter yet. LOL
The Irish are deeply hurt by the Muslim's failure to include Saint Patrick.
That's next.
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