Skip to comments.The Kwanzaa Hoax
Posted on 11/23/2005 1:24:45 PM PST by OldArmy94
The Kwanzaa Hoax William J. Bennetta "Anywhere we are, Us is."
That looks like a line from an Amos 'N Andy show. One can easily imagine that it served as the motto of the Mystic Knights of the Sea, and that it was recited by such characters as The Kingfish, Andy Brown and Algonquin J. Calhoun.
In fact, however, the line that I have quoted is the motto of a real organization -- a real organization that was originally named United Slaves but now calls itself The Organization Us (or simply Us or US). It was created some 40 years ago, in Southern California, by a black racist who had begun life as Ron N. Everett but later had assumed the name Maulana Karenga.
Karenga -- known chiefly as the inventor of Kwanzaa, a fake "African" holiday that he contrived in 1966 -- has enjoyed a truly colorful career. He was a prominent black nationalist during the 1960s, when his organization was involved in various violent operations. He was sent to prison in 1971, after he and some of his pals tortured two women with a soldering iron and a vise, among other things. He emerged from prison in 1974, and a few years later -- in a maneuver that even The Kingfish might have found difficult -- he got himself installed as the chairman of the Department of Black Studies at California State University at Long Beach. CSULB wasn't the only American university that got the racial willies during the 1970s and set up a tin-pot black-studies department, but CSULB (as far as I know) was the only one that hired a chairman who was a violent felon.
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"He was sent to prison in 1971, after he and some of his pals tortured two women with a soldering iron and a vise, among other things. He emerged from prison in 1974..."
Ignore it and it will go away.
BLACKS IN AMERICA have suffered an endless series of insults and degradations, the latest of which goes by the name of Kwanzaa.
Ron Karenga (aka Dr. Maulana Ron Karenga) invented the seven-day feast (Dec. 26-Jan. 1) in 1966, branding it a black alternative to Christmas. The idea was to celebrate the end of what he considered the Christmas-season exploitation of African Americans.
According to the official Kwanzaa Web site -- as opposed, say, to the Hallmark Cards Kwanzaa site -- the celebration was designed to foster "conditions that would enhance the revolutionary social change for the masses of Black Americans" and provide a "reassessment, reclaiming, recommitment, remembrance, retrieval, resumption, resurrection and rejuvenation of those principles (Way of Life) utilized by Black Americans' ancestors."
Karenga postulated seven principles: unity, self-determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity and faith, each of which gets its day during Kwanzaa week. He and his votaries also crafted a flag of black nationalism and a pledge: "We pledge allegiance to the red, black, and green, our flag, the symbol of our eternal struggle, and to the land we must obtain; one nation of black people, with one G-d of us all, totally united in the struggle, for black love, black freedom, and black self-determination."
Now, the point: There is no part of Kwanzaa that is not fraudulent. Begin with the name. The celebration comes from the Swahili term "matunda yakwanza," or "first fruit," and the festival's trappings have Swahili names -- such as "ujima" for "collective work and responsibility" or "muhindi," which are ears of corn celebrants set aside for each child in a family.
Unfortunately, Swahili has little relevance for American blacks. Most slaves were ripped from the shores of West Africa. Swahili is an East African tongue.
To put that in perspective, the cultural gap between Senegal and Kenya is as dramatic as the chasm that separates, say, London and Tehran. Imagine singing "G-d Save the Queen" in Farsi, and you grasp the enormity of the gaffe.
Worse, Kwanzaa ceremonies have no discernible African roots. No culture on earth celebrates a harvesting ritual in December, for instance, and the implicit pledges about human dignity don't necessarily jibe with such still-common practices as female circumcision and polygamy. The inventors of Kwanzaa weren't promoting a return to roots; they were shilling for Marxism. They even appropriated the term "ujima," which Julius Nyrere cited when he uprooted tens of thousands of Tanzanians and shipped them forcibly to collective farms, where they proved more adept at cultivating misery than banishing hunger.
Even the rituals using corn don't fit. Corn isn't indigenous to Africa. Mexican Indians developed it, and the crop was carried worldwide by white colonialists.
The fact is, there is no Ur-African culture. The continent remains stubbornly tribal. Hutus and Tutsis still slaughter one another for sport.
Go to Kenya, where I taught briefly as a young man, and you'll see endless hostility between Kikuyu, Luo, Luhya and Masai. Even South African politics these days have more to do with tribal animosities than ideological differences.
Moreover, chaos too often prevails over order. Warlords hold sway in Somalia, Eritrea, Liberia and Zaire. Genocidal maniacs have wiped out millions in Rwanda, Uganda and Ethiopia. The once-shining hopes for Kenya have vanished.
Detroit native Keith Richburg writes in his extraordinary book, "Out of America: A Black Man Confronts Africa," that "this strange place defies even the staunchest of optimists; it drains you of hope ..."
Richburg, who served for three years as the African bureau chief for The Washington Post, offers a challenge for the likes of Karenga: "Talk to me about Africa and my black roots and my kinship with my African brothers and I'll throw it back in your face, and then I'll rub your nose in the images of rotting flesh."
His book concludes: "I have been here, and I have seen -- and frankly, I want no part of it. .... By an accident of birth, I am a black man born in America, and everything I am today -- my culture and my attitudes, my sensibilities, loves and desires -- derives from that one simple and irrefutable fact."
Nobody ever ennobled a people with a lie or restored stolen dignity through fraud. Kwanzaa is the ultimate chump holiday -- Jim Crow with a false and festive wardrobe. It praises practices -- "cooperative economics, and collective work and responsibility" -- that have succeeded nowhere on earth and would mire American blacks in endless backwardness.
Our treatment of Kwanzaa provides a revealing sign of how far we have yet to travel on the road to reconciliation. The white establishment has thrown in with it, not just to cash in on the business, but to patronize black activists and shut them up.
This year, President Clinton signed his fourth Kwanzaa proclamation. He crooned: "The symbols and ceremony of Kwanzaa, evoking the rich history and heritage of African Americans, remind us that our nation draws much of its strength from our diversity."
But our strength, as Richburg points out, comes from real principles: tolerance, brotherhood, hard work, personal responsibility, equality before the law. If Americans really cared about racial healing, they would focus on those ideas -- and not on a made-up rite that mistakes segregationism for spirituality and fiction for history.
Unfortunately the ACLU and the rest of the politically correct establishment won't let that happen.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Probably not so difficult.
What can you do? The man obviously new how to party down.
"No matter where you go ... there you are."
-- Buckaroo Banzai
Thanks for the translation, I'm not fluent in ebonics. fo'zizzle!
A black Ward Churchill, of sorts
Reminds me of that classic Richard Pryor comedy skit based on the Roots story, in which he pretends to be an African-American who goes back to Africa in search of his roots. He flies to a major airport . . . then gets a ride to a remote village on a river . . . then takes a boat ride up the river to an even more remote village . . . then hikes through the jungle to an even more remote village . . . and finds an old, wise tribal leader in a hut . . . and then he pays his respects to the tribal leader and sits before him on the floor of the hut.
"I'm here to find my roots, O wise one!" he says.
The old wise man closes his eyes and thinks deep thoughts, then goes through piles of ancient texts that tell the long, storied history of the noble tribe. Finally, the old man's eyes light up . . . "I found something, my son!" he says excitedly.
The visitor sits wide-eyed before him, savoring this moment he has been waiting for his entire life . . . "You found out about my roots?" he asks.
"Yes, I have . . . You're from Cleveland, n%##er!!"
Im dreaming of a white Kwanzaa
But I guess that is not PC
Kwanzaa is such baloney it's made up and phony
Karenga laughs at you and me
Im dreaming of a white Kwanzaa
For pagan whites, oh what a coup
I could make up the rules, you see
And then you could start celebrating me
Im dreaming of a white Kwaanzaa
Are racist thoughts deep in my head?
But it could get messy protesting Jesse
Might say that I would be better dead
Im dreaming of a white Kwanzaa
Would Maxine Waters go insane?
Shed be on the television what's new?
Shed be screaming Ill get DFU
You got that right, Buckaroo.
later Happy Holidays pingout.
I heard before it was a curling iron.
But here's what we don't hear enough about. Black Americans don't observe Kwanzaa. Oh, maybe a few academics and some other folks posing for the camera pretend to celebrate Karenga's silly, made-up rituals, but actual flesh-and-blood African-American families know less about Kwanzaa than the typical Freeper who's read about it on this forum over the years, and do nothing to participate in it.
Kwanzaa is wholly the child of the left and its guilt-ridden sycophants in the lily white liberal media. Blacks themselves pay no attention to it.
FESTIVUS for the Rest of US
Where been the buses? Where be all the gumint buses at?!
Festivus is the best holiday.
Ron N. Everett had as much right to start Kwanza as L. Ron Hubbard had to start Scientology.
If people are stupid enough to fall for their scams then what right has anyone else got to complain.
IMO these people are Con Artists just like the guy who puts burnt oil on your driveway and calls it sealer. However because its a religion of sorts the Govt. allows it.
We even lost when we tried to keep our holiday for General Washington.
Personally I'll be celebrating Festivus this year. A Festivus for the rest of us! /Sienfeld
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Response. No not a hoax, simply expected silliness.
Blacks, in America, are among the strongest of Christians, so why would devout Christians want to celebrate anything by the Birth of Christ aka Christmas -- this or any holiday season? Granted there is a certain number who have become Muslim, but they would celebrate the Muslim holidays, not a phony holiday.
Wait just a dog gone moment. Go back and re-read your comment... to me that signals defeatism and that we've given up... I prefer to think we've just begun to fight and we will defeat the ACLU and their ilk.
I've seen it celebrated in LA CA.
I didn't know what the hell was going on.
Typically celebrated by the "Black Power" type crowd - the black racists. Especially the middle class types, enjoying the benefits of quotas etc.
"Black Americans don't observe Kwanzaa."
While working in Harlem through the 90's, I found the large red ribbons (supposedly a Kwanzaa decoration) quite prevelent on residences.
prevelent = prevalent
It keeps the kooks out of my holiday!