New Children's Book: "Why Mommy is a Democrat"

littledemocrats.net ^ | Jeremy Zilber

[dukeman]

"Please, Mommy. Why, why, whhhhhhhhy are you a Democrat?"

[printhead]

Are mommies' toys battery operated?

[jw777]

"democrats undermine the authority of the head of household (the President) just like mommy does to daddy"

[RichInOC]

WHY MOMMY IS A DEMOCRAT

Which one?

[msnimje]

"Mommy, why do you and your Democrat friends like to kill babies?"

[Phantom Lord]

and my academic training in fields such as political psychology and socialization.

Also known as, "Re-education camp instructor training".

This book will not sell as well as 'Theres a liberal under my bed.' And I strongly suspect it was written hastly as a response to it.

[Blood of Tyrants]

And that is the problem, the Democrats see themselves as the country's mommys. I don't need my mommy anymore.

[Abathar]

I wonder how many people pay for this book with their assisted living check?

[Khepera]

I remember asking my mother this when I was young. She said, "I'm not, I am a Republican!"

[ZGuy]

If this is for democrats, they'd better put out a books-on-tape edition.

[tdewey10]

Is Mommy a democrat or a communist?

[kiki04]

Improved Sample Pages:


"Democrats make sure we all share our toys, so we are all equally poor."

"Democrats make sure we are always safe, who needs those naughty firearms anyway?"

"Democrats make sure children can go to school, and get the same crappy education."

[Blood of Tyrants]

Democrats will make sure that it stays legal for mommy to murder her unborn babies.

[ArrogantBustard]

I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia,

Of course!

[dead]

"Democrats make sure we all share other people’s toys, just like Mommy does."
"Democrats make sure the terrorists are always safe, just like Mommy does."
"Democrats make sure children can get indoctrinated in socialist values at school, just like Mommy does."

[Clemenza]

Which mommy are they speaking of? We know that Young Democrats have two mommies!

[kenth]

How sad is that? At least it's honest. It shows that dems, no matter how old, see the government as mommy.

[Petronski]

I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia, her daughter Isabella (age six), and our cat Zachary -- all lifelong Democrats.

Not man enough to marry her, eh?

[VegasCowboy]

Does Mommy take your toys by force and give them to the kids next door, knowing full well they will immediately break them? Well, then I guess Mommy really is a democrat!

[popdonnelly]

And the sequel, "Why You Have Two Mommies".