Posted on 12/01/2005 10:21:05 AM PST by dukeman
Democrat mommies think Michael Moore is a real man.
Someone's gotta come up with a list like the "you know you're a redneck when..." for the Dems. We've got a lot of creative and talented Freepers - give it a shot.
No, it probably means there is no "daddy" around.
Democrats will make sure we can kill our offspring, just like Mommy does. *erk*
Democrats will make sure that criminals can steal, kill, and rape in safety, just like Mommy does.
It's real. Follow the link.
In that group, I'd put my money on the cat.
Mommy got you from a squirt gun, honey!
Not a man in the bunch, I'd guess.
Mommy is a Democrat because he's too stupid to be a Republican.
I wish I hadn't been sentenced to school for having committed the crime of being born.
The Prussian mind, which carried the day, held a clear idea of what centralized schooling should deliver: 1) Obedient soldiers to the army; 2) Obedient workers for mines, factories, and farms; 3) Well-subordinated civil servants, trained in their function; 4) Well-subordinated clerks for industry; 5) Citizens who thought alike on most issues; 6) National uniformity in thought, word, and deed.Thanks, dumbocrats!
Democrats like mommies killing babies until we get a keeper.
Democrats like you having sex as soon as possible.
Democrats like to take lots of your money.
Democrats like no God, anywhere, ever.
Democrats give you condoms and abortions.
Democrats like you to be queer.
Democrats like Marxism.
Democrats like you to be lazy and ignorant.
Democrats never say it's your fault.
So good, it's worth repeating.
Here are a few "You might be a Democrat if..." links:
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=118507
http://www.joke-archives.com/political/democrat.html
http://blogthings.com/democrat.html
http://www.theconversationcafe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1646&goto=nextoldest
Something more suited to the author's ability.Of course,having been a democrat all her life,children's books are nothing new for her,what with the limited attention span and difficulty in grasping onto abstract concepts.Does anyone need any further proof that the democrats represent the nanny state?
hey THANKS!
holy brainwashing batman!
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Quite frankly, "Mommy" looks like a Vulcan squirrel. |
Translation: ...Mommy's a slut.
"Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Mommy does."
Translation: Mommy keeps a supply of condoms.
"Democrats make sure children can go to school, just like Mommy does."
Translation: Mommy's having a hard time with 8th grade...
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