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Three arrested over microwaved cat
Herald Sun ^ | 29 December 2005

Posted on 12/29/2005 4:34:20 AM PST by Aussie Dasher

THREE men have been arrested in northern Britain following the discovery of a dead cat in a microwave, police said today.

The gruesome find was made at a house in the Blue Hall Estate, Stockton, Teesside, on Boxing Day, following a party.

Cleveland Police took the female cat and the microwave away for examination and announced that three men had been arrested and bailed in connection with the incident.

More arrests were expected.

The cat's five kittens would be found new homes in the New Year.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: animalcruelty; arrested; cat; cookedcat; jail; monsters; poms; subhumans
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I prefer mine a little more on the rare side...
1 posted on 12/29/2005 4:34:21 AM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher
Had a cat once who loved to open cabinet drawers and push buttons.

It's not beyond belief that the cat did this to herself.

2 posted on 12/29/2005 4:36:57 AM PST by muawiyah (-)
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To: Aussie Dasher

There's no shortage of sick people in this world.


3 posted on 12/29/2005 4:36:57 AM PST by dropzone
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To: Aussie Dasher
Cat Chowmein
4 posted on 12/29/2005 4:38:21 AM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

5 posted on 12/29/2005 4:40:12 AM PST by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I wonder what you taste like. Troll meat?


6 posted on 12/29/2005 4:50:50 AM PST by nuf said (as you wish)
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To: dropzone
"There's no shortage of sick people in this world."

Amen to that! There appears to be a few of those around here as well.

7 posted on 12/29/2005 4:52:13 AM PST by davisfh
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To: Aussie Dasher

Oh the jokes I could come up with. Ok... I'm leaving now.


8 posted on 12/29/2005 4:52:40 AM PST by Shaun_MD (Peace isn't pretty and freedom isn't free)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll neve
r know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys: They fry it real crisp in dough.

(To the tune of Cat in the Cradle)

9 posted on 12/29/2005 4:53:16 AM PST by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: nuf said

You trying to start a cat fight?


10 posted on 12/29/2005 4:53:59 AM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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To: Jaxter

See #4


11 posted on 12/29/2005 4:54:39 AM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I remember , back in the sixties, when We got our first MW, that was one of the first things I pondered. (after the egg thing) I'm such a sick puppy!


12 posted on 12/29/2005 4:58:42 AM PST by wolfcreek
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To: Aussie Dasher

That's not even funny.....to show humor in an article like this says alot.....I hope those subhuman monsters get exactly the same treatment they did to a helpless animal. Very sick....it's not a joke.


13 posted on 12/29/2005 5:01:50 AM PST by Fawn
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To: Fawn

I knew I wouldn't get the cat-lover vote.


14 posted on 12/29/2005 5:04:59 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
This is extremely sick. Some time ago we had a patient admitted with chest pain. Her house had been robbed. The thieves hung out awhile. Put her cat in the microwave and cooked it. They took pictures of the cat with her camera. When they developed the film that is what they found.

And no cat can close a microwave door and while in it, turn it on. Are you serious?

15 posted on 12/29/2005 5:07:56 AM PST by AmericaUnite
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To: Aussie Dasher

Lol! Posting cat threads is a very dangerous endeavor to say the least :)


16 posted on 12/29/2005 5:08:33 AM PST by Shaun_MD (Peace isn't pretty and freedom isn't free)
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To: Shaun_MD

Before I get yelled at, let me say that I'm a cat lover. I have 4 that own my house. We are just pay the cats rent so we can stay here.


17 posted on 12/29/2005 5:10:50 AM PST by Shaun_MD (Peace isn't pretty and freedom isn't free)
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To: muawiyah
Yep...first she set the temp and the timer then using the handy (inside) door handle closed the door on herself, then couldn't get out...

How did the cops even know this happened?...someone's conscience got the better of them.

imo

18 posted on 12/29/2005 5:12:14 AM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

I was in a Chinese eatery once. A it was a "fast food" type establishment. I was standing in line with about 5 or 6 other people and we all heard yelling and loud talk coming from the kitchen area in Chinese. A gentleman behind me asked "I wonder what they're talking about". I replied they were probably arguing over whether the cat was fresh or frozen.


19 posted on 12/29/2005 5:15:17 AM PST by joesbucks
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To: Aussie Dasher

What kind of sick person would enjoy a joke from that? I hope I don't see any votes from this....


20 posted on 12/29/2005 5:16:21 AM PST by Fawn
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To: Shaun_MD

Yeah, I know. Sometimes I just can't help myself...


21 posted on 12/29/2005 5:17:07 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Fawn

If they are guilty, the three should be fed to the lions at the zoo.


22 posted on 12/29/2005 5:17:31 AM PST by Free Dominoes
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To: muawiyah
It's not beyond belief that the cat did this to herself.

OK Columbo, how did the cat close the microwave door after it got in and then push the buttons?

23 posted on 12/29/2005 5:17:43 AM PST by Maceman (Fake but accurate -- and now double-sourced)
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To: All
honestly, I found her like that, yes she is just sleeping in a bisquit pan. but I lost her a few months later to cytauxzoon(kitty lime disease.)
24 posted on 12/29/2005 5:17:56 AM PST by Kewlhand`tek
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To: Aussie Dasher

It takes a real man to abuse and kill an 8 pound cat.


25 posted on 12/29/2005 5:19:45 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("Sharpei diem - Seize the wrinkled dog.")
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To: Maceman
We had a microwave at a place I once worked (concessionaires stand at a drive-in movie ~ wow does that date me, eh).

It was set up so that all you had to do was close the door and it would instantly start heating sandwiches at the prescribed settings ~ if nothing was inside, it wouldn't turn on.

Door would close by itself too (spring loaded).

26 posted on 12/29/2005 5:19:56 AM PST by muawiyah (-)
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To: Aussie Dasher
You like Lynx eehh?

The Forest Service had employees arrested for placing fake lynx hair in the forest to make people believe there was a presence of the rare cat.

27 posted on 12/29/2005 5:21:19 AM PST by bert (Slay Pinch)
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To: bert

Lynx? Don't tell me it tastes just like chicken...


28 posted on 12/29/2005 5:22:50 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher
Cleveland Police took the female cat and the microwave away for examination They checked it's sex? they should be out catching terrorists!
29 posted on 12/29/2005 5:24:56 AM PST by vimto (Life isn't a dry run)
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To: davisfh
"There appears to be a few of those around here as well."

People on FR are usually the most intelligent, generous and capable people compared to the average person. However, many of them seem to have no empathy for the suffering of animals -- some even find it amusing. I will never understand this.

Carolyn

30 posted on 12/29/2005 5:25:07 AM PST by CDHart (The world has become a lunatic asylum and the lunatics are in charge.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Cats are indeed microwavable, you just need to add more paprika.

HI FAWN! Knew you'd be here!!


31 posted on 12/29/2005 5:26:41 AM PST by Al Gator (Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
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To: joesbucks

Last time I ate Chinese, the food was so fresh it was still miowing.


32 posted on 12/29/2005 5:28:21 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

If this is true then put them in a microwave and turn up the juice.


33 posted on 12/29/2005 5:28:49 AM PST by YOUGOTIT
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To: Aussie Dasher

More like lynx sausage.


34 posted on 12/29/2005 5:29:01 AM PST by Safetgiver (Noone spoke when the levee done broke, Blanco cried and Nagin lied.)
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To: Maceman

"It's not beyond belief that the cat did this to herself.
OK Columbo, how did the cat close the microwave door after it got in and then push the buttons?"

Yeh. More like "Clousseau" than "Columbo".


35 posted on 12/29/2005 5:29:11 AM PST by RoadTest (Religion never saved a soul - that's Jesus' job.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

If they need a new cat, here is one

36 posted on 12/29/2005 5:29:16 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: Aussie Dasher

Pretty damned sick, IMO.


37 posted on 12/29/2005 5:29:26 AM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
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To: Safetgiver

"More like lynx sausage."

No, no, no, its Sausagelynx.


38 posted on 12/29/2005 5:30:51 AM PST by Al Gator (Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
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For all the dog lovers on FR


39 posted on 12/29/2005 5:31:18 AM PST by WKB (If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
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To: RabidBartender

If some people knew how loud I laughed then, I'd be in BIG trouble!


40 posted on 12/29/2005 5:31:21 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: RabidBartender

Now there's a picture of a really GOOD kitty.


41 posted on 12/29/2005 5:31:37 AM PST by Al Gator (Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
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To: WKB

Just Damn! When didju sneak a shot of my dawgs?


42 posted on 12/29/2005 5:32:33 AM PST by Al Gator (Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!)
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To: WKB

Hey, look! Dem dawgs!!!


43 posted on 12/29/2005 5:35:57 AM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: Al Gator
Just Damn! When didju sneak a shot of my dawgs?

While your watch dogs weren't watching.


44 posted on 12/29/2005 5:36:06 AM PST by WKB (If you can't dazzle them with brilliance.. then Baffle them with BS)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Oven broiling makes better cats.


45 posted on 12/29/2005 5:38:30 AM PST by Modok
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To: muawiyah
"Had a cat once who loved to open cabinet drawers and push buttons.

It's not beyond belief that the cat did this to herself."

And closed the door behind itself? Come on! I don't know of a single microwave (unless it's ancient) that will work with the door open. They have a safety feature that shuts them off as soon as the door latch is popped.

We have three cats, and while I will admit that sometimes I am amazed at what they can get into (thank you Lord for not giving them opposable thumbs!), cooking themselves in the microwave is beyond even their craftiness.

I don't think that even the Viking Kitties could do it!

46 posted on 12/29/2005 5:47:57 AM PST by Pablo64 ("Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.")
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To: Aussie Dasher

Is this the thread where we can restart the debate on hunting cats in Wisconsin?


47 posted on 12/29/2005 6:05:08 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth (The problem with being a 'big tent' Party is that the clowns are seated with the paying customers.)
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To: Fawn
I hope those subhuman monsters get exactly the same treatment they did to a helpless animal.

Put on your flak jacket when you say stuff like that around here. You're going to get mightly flamed for being an animal rights extremist.

48 posted on 12/29/2005 6:09:02 AM PST by A Ruckus of Dogs
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To: Free Dominoes
Some times the Lions meals are delivered.
49 posted on 12/29/2005 6:19:13 AM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Viking kittens put trolls in the microwave.


50 posted on 12/29/2005 6:23:11 AM PST by Alouette (Happy Hanukkah FReepers!)
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