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UF requirement for partner benefits: You must have sex
Gainsville Sun ^ | 1/23/06 | JACK STRIPLING

Posted on 01/23/2006 7:40:24 AM PST by Millee

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To: Lazamataz

tmi?

heart attack?


41 posted on 01/23/2006 8:29:55 AM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: peacebaby
heart attack?

Probably at about time number 278.

42 posted on 01/23/2006 8:30:56 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have a Chinese family renting an apartment from me. They are lo mein tenants.)
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To: Lazamataz

278! You're pretty sure of yourself, kiddo!

LOL.

must be a menage a trois going on....

How does UF handle health care coverage for menage a trois partners or orgy participants?


43 posted on 01/23/2006 8:32:44 AM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: peacebaby
How does UF handle health care coverage for menage a trois partners or orgy participants?

Simple.

First come, first serve.

:o)

44 posted on 01/23/2006 8:33:33 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have a Chinese family renting an apartment from me. They are lo mein tenants.)
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To: massgopguy

"What is the definition of sex?"


That depends on what the definition of "is" is.


45 posted on 01/23/2006 8:33:39 AM PST by Blzbba (Sub sole nihil novi est)
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To: Lazamataz

take a number?


46 posted on 01/23/2006 8:35:02 AM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: peacebaby

Did you get my pun/joke?


47 posted on 01/23/2006 8:35:54 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have a Chinese family renting an apartment from me. They are lo mein tenants.)
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To: Lazamataz

first come, first serve?

yes...I think...

maybe not... kind of slow today.


48 posted on 01/23/2006 8:37:21 AM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: Millee

Some U of F administrator must have been watching the cartoon series "Drawn Together" recently (and if you'd rather not know what Xander and Spanky Ham were up to, don't ask).


49 posted on 01/23/2006 8:39:34 AM PST by MajorityOfOne
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To: peacebaby

Think of the other definition of the second word.


50 posted on 01/23/2006 8:40:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have a Chinese family renting an apartment from me. They are lo mein tenants.)
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To: peacebaby

"So what if my hubby and I have sex 3,4,5 times a week. Do we get a deduction in premiums?
"

I doubt it, but you might well get a new dependent to list on your insurance. [grin]


51 posted on 01/23/2006 8:41:31 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: LIConFem

When the blood test is returned.


52 posted on 01/23/2006 8:42:21 AM PST by Vaduz (and just think how clean the cities would become again.)
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To: El Gato

That is soooo funny.


53 posted on 01/23/2006 8:45:07 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: gridlock

Sounds to me like a new way to get laid for college students...


54 posted on 01/23/2006 8:48:56 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: DouglasKC
Read the rest of the article it does apply to both homosexual and heterosexual coupes who sign up for Domestic partnership benefits.

"The partners of homosexual and heterosexual employees are eligible for coverage under UF's plan, which will take effect in February. The enrollment process began this month, and some employees have expressed concern about an affidavit that requires a pledge of sexual activity"
55 posted on 01/23/2006 8:50:29 AM PST by FloridianBushFan (God Bless our Troops and President Bush)
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To: MineralMan

:`)


56 posted on 01/23/2006 8:57:31 AM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: Lazamataz

HAHAHAHA

clever, my dear.


57 posted on 01/23/2006 8:58:02 AM PST by peacebaby (thanks for reminding me that it's not about me)
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To: Millee; Calpernia; Congressman Billybob; Bob J; CyberAnt; Common Tator; DirtyHarryY2K; ...

IN OTHER NEWS, SUDDENLY THE LEFT'S DRIVE TO KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF THE BEDROOM IS OFF THE FRONT PAGE...



This puts the employees in the position of either perversion or perjury and it's intended to void the coverage of 'Straights' who would file for benefits in a platonic relationship.


58 posted on 01/23/2006 8:59:23 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: FloridianBushFan; OXENinFLA

See my #58


59 posted on 01/23/2006 9:00:47 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Millee

"UF requirement for partner benefits: You must have sex "

LOL!
When I spent one tax season working for H&R Block, I got an education...
about the MESS of today's fluid relationships and the mind-boggling complexity
they create in terms of taxes, finances...let alone emotional messes.
Now UF will help stir the pot and creat more problems!


60 posted on 01/23/2006 9:04:24 AM PST by VOA
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