Many faces of Hillary -- none a winner

LATimes.com ^ | 26 January 06 | Jonah Goldberg

[YaYa123]

Even liberals are fed up with what they see as the senator's 'triangulation, calculation and equivocation' designed to offend no one.

LIBERALS ARE sizing up Hillary Clinton for the umpteenth time, and they don't like what they see.

To be honest, I never understood what they saw in her in the first place. The amazing thing about Clinton is that she's so unappealing. She isn't a particularly gifted speaker. She's smart, but in a conventional and lawyerly way. She doesn't connect well with audiences. Her idea of improvisation seems to be leaping from the prepared text to prepared note cards.

[Carolinamom]

Her idea of improvisation is to leap from a prepared speech to prepared notecards.

Perfect! LOL

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[sinbad17]

I have yet to locate even one thing this "female?" has accomplished that merits consideration for becoming president of the United States. She never "managed" anything other than the MSM and to the best of my knowledge never met a payroll, so what are her gifts for the country?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[mombonn]

Many faces of Hillary --

And, they're all ugly.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[Sooth2222]

"I think Hillary will have a very hard time winning the Democratic nomination."

I think the moonbat core of the Democrat party wants to see her win the nomination, and so she will.

It will be difficult/impossible for her to win the general election -- unless there is a third-party spoiler in the race.

(Think John Anderson, think Ross Perot, think McCain's "hero" -- Bull Moose Teddy Roosevelt -- think John McCain!)

[samtheman]

Plus... she has the HUGE problem of having to think hard of what the 'correct' answer is, since she can't just speak from her convictions.

Well, she does have convictions, just like Kerry does. But they are all on the left and must remain mostly hidden. So, like Kerry, she will struggle with how to express the "correct" mix of true conviction (leftism) and vote-getting opportunism. And like Kerry, she will fumble and flip-flop. She won't be any better or worse than Kerry and will probably end up with a somewhat similar (though I suspect slightly lower) vote.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

The many faces of Hillary:

[PBRSTREETGANG]

[RayStacy]

bttt

[dinasour]

she has the HUGE problem of having to think hard of what the 'correct' answer is

Especially since the days when she could give the 'correct' answer to one group and the other 'correct' answer to another group are over.

[tx_eggman]

So, PBRSTREETGANG, is this a pic of Hillary's clever imitation of Monica?

[backhoe]

Run, Hillie, run...

[Loud Mime]

Does Hillary have a dog named "Checkers?"

No jokes about Chelsea....please.

[Loud Mime]

Can that be made into a urinal target?

[COBOL2Java]

Looks like Hillary doing stand-up!

[scattered applause]
Hillary: "Ya know, men are pigs, right? Too bad we own them!" [rimshot]
[one or two laughs]
Hillary: "I mean, where would we be without them?" [someone in the audience yells "still in Arkansas!"]
Hillary: "Ya know, it looks like we've got a Freeper in the audience!" [awkward silence]
Hillary: "Y'all better laugh, or I'll have you audited!" [few boos]

[Bahbah]

I'm still waiting to hear this CNN/Gallup poll discussed and written about.

Matthews actually brought this up near the end of Hairball last night. He had reporters from both the NYT and the WaPo and it was hilarious. "It's too early for polls to mean anything...she can turn this around...it depends on how the question is asked..." How subtle is the question whether you would DEFINITELY not vote for her? LOL.