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Open Editorial: You Named Your Baby WHAT???
Onyx Magazine ^
| March, 2006
| Josephine Hammond
Posted on 03/30/2006 12:41:35 PM PST by twippo
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To: Antoninus
Many years ago I knew a set of triplets named Sandy,
Shelly and Rocky Beach.
But that's nothing compared to the wacky names now.
561
posted on
03/30/2006 2:35:24 PM PST
by
wouldntbprudent
(If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
To: Little Bill
The only Heber I knew personally was Heber Jentzsch, a senior official In the Church of Scientology...
562
posted on
03/30/2006 2:36:27 PM PST
by
null and void
(Perhaps hating America is for those for whom hating Jews just isn't enough. - Philippe Roger)
To: usnavy45
563
posted on
03/30/2006 2:36:29 PM PST
by
Don Carlos
("Beer is proof God loves us". B. Franklin)
To: twippo
While doing genealogical research I ran across a long-deceased distant cousin named Parshandatha.
Turns out to be a Biblical name, from Esther 9:7. Only problem was that the original Parshandatha was one of the sons of Haman, and the relative named for him was a girl.
Perhaps the parents picked the name by opening up the Bible and picking the first name they saw.
To: Antoninus
My friend worked in Parkland's ER and they had the Keflin and Keflex twins....FYI antibiotic names
Never mind the little girl named Vagina
565
posted on
03/30/2006 2:37:48 PM PST
by
Kimmers
(Liberals suck the fun out of life)
To: Don Carlos
Re: you tagline,
The full quote is:
"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy". B. Franklin
566
posted on
03/30/2006 2:37:48 PM PST
by
null and void
(Perhaps hating America is for those for whom hating Jews just isn't enough. - Philippe Roger)
To: null and void
Sure! I might not post much, but I'd love to read about it!
Whiled away a week of vacation one year watching one episode after another. Great show!
Anyway, thanks in advance for the pings. I look forward to them.
To: Beelzebubba
You got it: the name is just a proxy for the type of upbringing the kid will receive. It's not the name that dooms the kid, per se. It's that the name reflects that the kid has dumb parents and probably wasn't brought up wisely.
568
posted on
03/30/2006 2:41:08 PM PST
by
wouldntbprudent
(If you can: Contribute more (babies) to the next generation of God-fearing American Patriots!)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
You were talking about a Noble Justice from WV, earlier. He is maybe from Southern WV, McDowell County or Mingo County. There are all kinds of Justices and Justuses in that part of the world.
569
posted on
03/30/2006 2:41:39 PM PST
by
old_sage_says
("Man does not live by his words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them" A S)
To: colorcountry
Mormon names Heber, Nephi, Orrin, Ammon, Lehi.....Okay, you have to be fair to the Mormons. They also have Alan, Wayne, Merrill, Jay, Donny, Marie and Jimmy. Pretty mainstream there.
570
posted on
03/30/2006 2:42:11 PM PST
by
TXBubba
( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
To: pollyannaish
It's a very seldom used list...
571
posted on
03/30/2006 2:42:26 PM PST
by
null and void
(Perhaps hating America is for those for whom hating Jews just isn't enough. - Philippe Roger)
To: D.P.Roberts
Morgan was a strictly male name for a while but just after my brother was born they started naming females Morgan. Sad:(
572
posted on
03/30/2006 2:43:11 PM PST
by
onja
("The government of England is a limited mockery." (France is a complete mockery.)
To: lawdude
I recall a young black girl named Placenta! So does everyone else it appears.
573
posted on
03/30/2006 2:43:49 PM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: floydian7
"Braxton Hicks" - My youngest grandson, 10 weeks old is Braxton. Daughter thought it had a "sound" to it.
574
posted on
03/30/2006 2:43:50 PM PST
by
Don Carlos
("Beer is proof God loves us". B. Franklin)
To: 5Madman2
I grew up with a kid named Thomas Thomas Thomas.
To: wouldntbprudent
Names from second grade:
Ke'Asha
Tyrekis
Anahstrailya
Mynish (mothers name Dinish)
And an incredibly sweet blonde haired, blue eyed beauty named...Anna Nicole.
576
posted on
03/30/2006 2:44:11 PM PST
by
Dianna
To: AppyPappy; lawdude
Along with "Eura" "Ura" "Youra" Pigg/Hogg...who again, never existed.
577
posted on
03/30/2006 2:45:24 PM PST
by
TXBubba
( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
To: eyedigress
Mrs. R2 is a teacher. There - honext to God - is a Shi-thead in 2nd grade at her school.
578
posted on
03/30/2006 2:46:12 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
To: Chickensoup
A friend of mine calls himself Hamma instead of Mohhammed.
579
posted on
03/30/2006 2:46:14 PM PST
by
onja
("The government of England is a limited mockery." (France is a complete mockery.)
To: Little Bill
That's different, how did a Choctaw, get a Mormon name? I was told that when they came to California, they went through Heber, AZ and thought it was a cool name for a kid.
580
posted on
03/30/2006 2:46:35 PM PST
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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