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Humor: Airbus to build seven story airliner
Travel Fox ^ | July 5, 2004 | Unknown

Posted on 04/20/2006 1:34:59 PM PDT by Paul Ross

Airbus to build seven story airliner
Passengers will have choice of restaurants and theatres

TOULOUSE, FRANCE -- With delivery of its first 555 passenger, double-deck commercial airliner expected to take place later this year, Airbus announced today that it has initiated preliminary studies for the design and manufacture a 2600 passenger airplane.

The aircraft on the drawing board will have ten decks—seven for passengers, three for cargo and baggage. A prototype of the new aircraft, based on the company's Super Transporter design, will be called the "Airbus A390."

The plane is targeted for international service of flights of over 9,000 nautical miles (about 16,600 kilometers). The A390 will be powered by six Rolls-Royce turbofan engines developing thrusts of over 340,000lb each. According to a company spokesman, Jean-Claude Randele, "The break-even point for operating the airplane will be at a passenger load of about 1760 passengers."

Mr. Randele also noted, "Flights in 9,000 miles-plus range are expected to take 20 hours or longer so the A390 will include lots of amenities to help the passengers pass the time."

Among the features proposed for the future aircraft are six restaurants, three duty free shops, a lounge with a discothèque, two full sized movie theatres, a 14 lane bowling alley, a swimming pool with water slides, a wedding chapel, a fully functional medical clinic, and a 11,000 volume library.

Mr. Randele said that two major international carriers have already placed orders and that the new jets are scheduled to begin service in late summer of 2008.



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airbus; bogus; mammoth
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1 posted on 04/20/2006 1:35:03 PM PDT by Paul Ross
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Hmmm ... illegal immigrants ... deportation .... hmmm ...
2 posted on 04/20/2006 1:37:25 PM PDT by manwiththehands (Lead, follow or shut up.)
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To: Paul Ross

Gotta be weird riding an elevator in an airplane.


3 posted on 04/20/2006 1:37:26 PM PDT by Jack Wilson
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They have enough trouble building one story airliners ... You sure this isn't ScrappleFace?


4 posted on 04/20/2006 1:37:33 PM PDT by sono ("If Congressional brains were cargo, there'd be nothing to unload." - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: Paul Ross

7 stories.


5 posted on 04/20/2006 1:37:46 PM PDT by muawiyah (-)
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To: Paul Ross

How about a Rodeo?


6 posted on 04/20/2006 1:38:49 PM PDT by woofer2425 (Kerry LIED)
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To: manwiththehands
...Hmmm ... illegal immigrants ... deportation .... hmmm ...

I'd prefer converting a large sheep hauling ship.

7 posted on 04/20/2006 1:39:57 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: Paul Ross
Thomas Merton, please call write the office!
8 posted on 04/20/2006 1:40:44 PM PDT by Grut
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To: Paul Ross
The schadenfreude potential here is huge. The 380 has yet to prove itself and may be another year away from actual service.
What can Airbus be thinking?
9 posted on 04/20/2006 1:40:54 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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"Among the features proposed for the future aircraft are six restaurants, three duty free shops, a lounge with a discothèque, two full sized movie theatres, a 14 lane bowling alley, a swimming pool with water slides, a wedding chapel, a fully functional medical clinic, and a 11,000 volume library."

But what you'll actually get is 7 floors of coach seats jammed in a closely as possible so as to maximize passenger load. Remember the 747 "Sky lounge"? Anyone actually ever seen one on a commercial airliner in the real world?


10 posted on 04/20/2006 1:41:31 PM PDT by -YYZ-
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To: manwiththehands

it has to be able to do touch-and-goes on a vacant field in
Mexico.


11 posted on 04/20/2006 1:43:15 PM PDT by Rakkasan1 (they love you in Mexico until you pay in pesos.)
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14 lane bowling alley, a swimming pool with water slides

Swimming and bowling. Two activities that will never happen on an airplane.

12 posted on 04/20/2006 1:45:01 PM PDT by Minn
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To: -YYZ-

Yes. in 1974.


13 posted on 04/20/2006 1:45:14 PM PDT by patton (Once you steal a firetruck, there's really not much else you can do except go for a joyride.)
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To: sono

Did you miss "Humor" in the headlines?


14 posted on 04/20/2006 1:45:42 PM PDT by fish hawk (TU)
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To: -YYZ-

The really cheap seats will be in steerage. They are housed within the Empannage and have no window seats. There are no other amenities. Carry on is limited to 4 liters of water and two sandwiches.


15 posted on 04/20/2006 1:45:53 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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To: woofer2425
Bidets! You gotta have bidets! It's so French!
16 posted on 04/20/2006 1:49:51 PM PDT by HChampagne (I am not an AARP member and never will be.)
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Too convincing. ;')


17 posted on 04/20/2006 1:51:15 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: bert
Can you imagine the yaw you would experience if you rode in the empennage/VS?? LOL Actually it IS big enough to accommodate passengers. Wouldn't be hard to add windows. Heat, cabin pressure and cabin service might be issues. Actually a wing root seat might be cool too.
18 posted on 04/20/2006 1:52:15 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitor)
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To: HChampagne

Each seat comes with its own white linen napkin that doubles as a flag ...


19 posted on 04/20/2006 1:53:17 PM PDT by Blueflag (Res ipsa loquitor)
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Airbus should slap some wings, wheels, and a tail on this thing, and they will be all set:
20 posted on 04/20/2006 1:53:45 PM PDT by Cecily
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