I take a field trip to Zotland, the capital of Upper Volta

[zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak]

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...

[Delta 21]

Not much of a ping if I forgot everybody!

[FriendDownUnder]

Or is there something else in the air?

You better not be implying any hanky-panky there! :P

After all, I'm a respectable married woman now...

[FriendDownUnder]

Ah, l33t... the one language I read, where I have to move my lips as I read. *Snort*

(I was trained in more classical languages - English, French, and German mainly. Sadly, these days I get more chances to use l337sp34k, than the German or French...)

[NicknamedBob]

"You better not be implying any hanky-panky ... I'm a respectable married woman now..."

It's all right, my dear. Let yourself go. It's allowed now.

You have a license.

[VadeRetro]

It's on the web. I accidentally Googled it up yesterday.

[Tax-chick]

Yo!

[NicknamedBob]

Okay, it's happened. You've finally snapped.

You're talking to yourself.


Good Morning, T-C!

[Dead Corpse]

Did somebody water down the booze or something?

Isn't that a hangin' offense?

[NicknamedBob]

"Isn't that a hangin' offense?"

If'n it ain't, it orta be!

Actually, though, I was just commenting on how calm things had been. Besides, we don't need to hang anyone when all we have to do is show them the door.

How well would hanging work in .34 gravity, anyway?

[Dead Corpse]

The winch bolted to the floor works great. Just gotta be careful to not pull too hard.

[NicknamedBob]

You're in a feisty mood today, ain'tcha?

[Dead Corpse]

The rallies yesterday put me in a killin' mood.

[King Prout]

dang, that's odd... I wonder who put it up, and why? and where they found it, or whether they went through the same translation process I did?

where'd you Google it? what keywords? this has me curious, as I *did* come up with it independently in 1987.

[Tax-chick]

Hey, Bob!

[VadeRetro]

It shows up mostly as a tagline for banned freeper demosthenes the elder. Don't think I knew him.

[King Prout]

he was me in my original FR incarnation, so you sort-of know him :)

I didn't realise such things would turn up under Google

[VadeRetro]

Bwah ha! What goes around DOES come around!

[Monkey Face]

The illegals were outnumbered by 50-1 here, yesterday. Folks came out in droves to go shopping. I've already started my campaign to boycott companies who hire them, including sending emails about the laws abd letting them know I'm not afraid to name names to INS and HS.

Yah..."killin' mood" it is.

[NicknamedBob]

Hey, yerself, Mama-Chickadee!

Congratulations on the foot mileage.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Big Time!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hang em high ~ Bump!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Hi, Steve!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Mornin sweetie!

[Monkey Face]

How are you? Are you getting settled?

[NicknamedBob]

Sionnsar says we need a theme song for this month's thread.

Herewith submitted, (To be sung to the tune of Scotland the Brave, which is sung to the tune of My Bonnie Lassie)



Zotland the Craven

Out from the bog comes crawling,
Something that marks the falling,
Down the long food chain sprawling,
Til it hits the spot.
Where nothing lower can be,
A living category,
Except for a stinking body,
That just got the Zot!

Chorus:
Trying to play the game,
Thinking up a clever name,
And, they all sound the same!
Is that all you’ve got?
Then, as they post and hurry,
As if they had to worry,
One has to quickly scurry,
To avoid the Zot!

Now, out in public light,
How lost the appetite,
And how shrinks the hero,
So brave before!
Then how they scamper shrieking,
False hope of havoc wreaking,
Into their hovels creeping,
To lick wounds of war!
Chorus
Somewhere, there must be reason,
Perhaps, they’ve a logic season,
Where, accidentally,
They stumble to accomplishment.
Surprising all and sundery,
And leaving them in a quandary,
How can they boast about,
Something no one meant?
Chorus

[TASMANIANRED]

Has a nice beat and you can dance to it.

[Monkey Face]

I couldn't have said it better had I been sane. ;o]

[Dead Corpse]

You'd think that in 37 years someone would have taken the time to teach me how to dance. I just kinda lumber around and desperately try not to step on my dance partners toes.

[rzeznikj at stout]

I took four years of French in high school--and hardly remembering a thing...

And as a PoliSci/pre-law student, can't forget legalese...;)

[NicknamedBob]

"I couldn't have said it better had I been sane."

I make no pretenses to harboring sanity, or to its supposed advantages or disabilities.

I yam what I yam, Sweet Potato.

[Monkey Face]

I was fortunate in that my mother sent me to ballet school when I was 2-5 and tap when I was 12. And dance was on the docket during the winters, when it was too cold and/or snowy to go out for recess. So I learned how to dance.

I'm awful rusty, now. I guess you probably wouldn't know it, though...;o]

[Monkey Face]

I only composed one good poem in my entire life, and I have no idea where it is. I thought I had a copy of it, but like my baby footprint, it's gone.

It was pretty funny. (Well, I thought so, anyway!)

[King Prout]

so it would appear :)

[King Prout]

but, seriously: WHAT did you Google that brought up my old tagline as a response???

[Dead Corpse]

Nope. Oddly enough, we are looking into a local dance school for Ana already.

[King Prout]

so, anyway... what is this thread about?

[Dead Corpse]

"All you Fnord, are belong to us..."

[P8riot]

I hear it's cold as Hell.

[King Prout]

hail eris, and all that

[stephenjohnbanker]

: ) : )

[Monkey Face]

...Oddly enough, we are looking into a local dance school for Ana already.

She's about the age I was when I started. The lessons have always been good memories for me. It will be good for her in a lot of unexpected ways.

[VadeRetro]

I was trying "catch me if you can" plus several different Latin words but I forget what I hit it with. Googling "gingibrati" directly gets three hits.

[Monkey Face]

so, anyway... what is this thread about?

I have no clue, KP...I'm only here for the beer!! ;o]

[Monkey Face]

Just thought y'all could use a heads up!

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Since our last update, users have added 25 new "alleged" illegal alien employers to the WeHireAliens.com website. Currently your account preferences show that you would like to be notified when new employers are added.

The table below contains a synopsis of their information. To view or take action on each name (notify the company or report the company to authorities), click the hyperlinks provided.

Name Area of Operation

National Cleaners and Laundry Long Beach, CA
Devault Home Improvement Murfreesboro, TN
Crocket Enterprizes Gardnerville, NV
Pancho and Lefty's State of HI
Home Depot State of CA
WonderfulWindows.com Orange County, CA
C & R Refrigeration Center, TX
Summit Steel Works Corp Santa Clara County, CA
Mohawk Industries, Nation
Schreiner's Iris Gardens, Nation
Manzanita Landscaping Sonoma County, CA
Printex Packaging State of NY
Dockers Restaurant Branson, MO
Tim Gibson www.hobbytron.com, Nation
Jakel Inc., Murray, KY
Acres and Son Plumbing Inc. Collier County, FL
Pilgrim's Pride Corporation, Nation
Brock Farms Garden World, State of NJ
Con Agra/ Butter Ball, Nation
Dynasty Boats
Brown Family Communities, State of AZ
Airborne Express, Clinton County, OH
Graymere Country Club, Maury County, TN
Alabama Blade Runners, State of AL
Diversified Human Resources, State of AZ


Don't forget to send this to your friends and relatives who may be in a position to patronize these employers. We need to get as many people involved as possible if we want the hiring of illegal aliens to stop.

[sionnsar]

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[A CA Guy]

346?

[EsmeraldaA]

Hello!

Is this the new place?

;o)

[A CA Guy]

Y*E*S !!!!!

[Monkey Face]

Yes, it is!!

Welcome home!

[EsmeraldaA]

Hiya 'Face!