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I take a field trip to Zotland, the capital of Upper Volta

Posted on 04/24/2006 6:32:23 AM PDT by zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...


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To: Delta 21; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; Fedora; OSHA; ..

Not much of a ping if I forgot everybody!


301 posted on 05/01/2006 9:48:28 PM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: NicknamedBob
Or is there something else in the air?

You better not be implying any hanky-panky there! :P

After all, I'm a respectable married woman now...
302 posted on 05/02/2006 1:31:31 AM PDT by FriendDownUnder (A Southern Franchisee of the War on Terror)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Ah, l33t... the one language I read, where I have to move my lips as I read. *Snort*

(I was trained in more classical languages - English, French, and German mainly. Sadly, these days I get more chances to use l337sp34k, than the German or French...)


303 posted on 05/02/2006 1:37:34 AM PDT by FriendDownUnder (A Southern Franchisee of the War on Terror)
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To: FriendDownUnder
"You better not be implying any hanky-panky ... I'm a respectable married woman now..."

It's all right, my dear. Let yourself go. It's allowed now.

You have a license.

304 posted on 05/02/2006 4:53:33 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: King Prout
It's on the web. I accidentally Googled it up yesterday.
305 posted on 05/02/2006 5:47:23 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Faster than a speeding building; able to leap tall bullets at a single bound!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yo!


306 posted on 05/02/2006 6:23:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I'll weigh 50% less on Mars!)
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To: Tax-chick

Okay, it's happened. You've finally snapped.

You're talking to yourself.


Good Morning, T-C!


307 posted on 05/02/2006 6:51:10 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Did somebody water down the booze or something?

Isn't that a hangin' offense?


308 posted on 05/02/2006 7:36:10 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse
"Isn't that a hangin' offense?"

If'n it ain't, it orta be!

Actually, though, I was just commenting on how calm things had been. Besides, we don't need to hang anyone when all we have to do is show them the door.

How well would hanging work in .34 gravity, anyway?

309 posted on 05/02/2006 8:02:06 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: NicknamedBob

The winch bolted to the floor works great. Just gotta be careful to not pull too hard.


310 posted on 05/02/2006 8:03:10 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

You're in a feisty mood today, ain'tcha?


311 posted on 05/02/2006 8:08:10 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: NicknamedBob

The rallies yesterday put me in a killin' mood.


312 posted on 05/02/2006 8:13:46 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: VadeRetro

dang, that's odd... I wonder who put it up, and why? and where they found it, or whether they went through the same translation process I did?

where'd you Google it? what keywords? this has me curious, as I *did* come up with it independently in 1987.


313 posted on 05/02/2006 8:31:30 AM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hey, Bob!


314 posted on 05/02/2006 8:32:26 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I'll weigh 50% less on Mars!)
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To: King Prout
It shows up mostly as a tagline for banned freeper demosthenes the elder. Don't think I knew him.
315 posted on 05/02/2006 9:19:12 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Faster than a speeding building; able to leap tall bullets at a single bound!)
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To: VadeRetro

he was me in my original FR incarnation, so you sort-of know him :)

I didn't realise such things would turn up under Google


316 posted on 05/02/2006 9:37:56 AM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: King Prout
Bwah ha! What goes around DOES come around!
317 posted on 05/02/2006 9:49:22 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Faster than a speeding building; able to leap tall bullets at a single bound!)
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To: Dead Corpse
The illegals were outnumbered by 50-1 here, yesterday. Folks came out in droves to go shopping. I've already started my campaign to boycott companies who hire them, including sending emails about the laws abd letting them know I'm not afraid to name names to INS and HS.

Yah..."killin' mood" it is.

318 posted on 05/02/2006 10:03:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Tax-chick

Hey, yerself, Mama-Chickadee!

Congratulations on the foot mileage.


319 posted on 05/02/2006 10:15:24 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Big Time!


320 posted on 05/02/2006 10:16:30 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

Hang em high ~ Bump!


321 posted on 05/02/2006 10:17:41 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

LOL!

Hi, Steve!


322 posted on 05/02/2006 10:19:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

Mornin sweetie!


323 posted on 05/02/2006 10:20:34 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

How are you? Are you getting settled?


324 posted on 05/02/2006 10:22:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse; sionnsar
Sionnsar says we need a theme song for this month's thread.

Herewith submitted, (To be sung to the tune of Scotland the Brave, which is sung to the tune of My Bonnie Lassie)



Zotland the Craven

Out from the bog comes crawling,
Something that marks the falling,
Down the long food chain sprawling,
Til it hits the spot.
Where nothing lower can be,
A living category,
Except for a stinking body,
That just got the Zot!

Chorus:
Trying to play the game,
Thinking up a clever name,
And, they all sound the same!
Is that all you’ve got?
Then, as they post and hurry,
As if they had to worry,
One has to quickly scurry,
To avoid the Zot!

Now, out in public light,
How lost the appetite,
And how shrinks the hero,
So brave before!
Then how they scamper shrieking,
False hope of havoc wreaking,
Into their hovels creeping,
To lick wounds of war!
Chorus
Somewhere, there must be reason,
Perhaps, they’ve a logic season,
Where, accidentally,
They stumble to accomplishment.
Surprising all and sundery,
And leaving them in a quandary,
How can they boast about,
Something no one meant?
Chorus

325 posted on 05/02/2006 10:24:42 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Has a nice beat and you can dance to it.


326 posted on 05/02/2006 10:27:11 AM PDT by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
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To: NicknamedBob

I couldn't have said it better had I been sane. ;o]


327 posted on 05/02/2006 10:28:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

You'd think that in 37 years someone would have taken the time to teach me how to dance. I just kinda lumber around and desperately try not to step on my dance partners toes.


328 posted on 05/02/2006 10:29:45 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: FriendDownUnder

I took four years of French in high school--and hardly remembering a thing...

And as a PoliSci/pre-law student, can't forget legalese...;)


329 posted on 05/02/2006 10:35:23 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: Monkey Face
"I couldn't have said it better had I been sane."

I make no pretenses to harboring sanity, or to its supposed advantages or disabilities.

I yam what I yam, Sweet Potato.

330 posted on 05/02/2006 10:36:49 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The only Latin I know comes from Taglinus.)
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To: Dead Corpse
I was fortunate in that my mother sent me to ballet school when I was 2-5 and tap when I was 12. And dance was on the docket during the winters, when it was too cold and/or snowy to go out for recess. So I learned how to dance.

I'm awful rusty, now. I guess you probably wouldn't know it, though...;o]

331 posted on 05/02/2006 10:42:02 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I only composed one good poem in my entire life, and I have no idea where it is. I thought I had a copy of it, but like my baby footprint, it's gone.

It was pretty funny. (Well, I thought so, anyway!)


332 posted on 05/02/2006 10:43:28 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: VadeRetro

so it would appear :)


333 posted on 05/02/2006 10:48:48 AM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: VadeRetro

but, seriously: WHAT did you Google that brought up my old tagline as a response???


334 posted on 05/02/2006 10:49:37 AM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

Nope. Oddly enough, we are looking into a local dance school for Ana already.


335 posted on 05/02/2006 10:52:39 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Monkey Face

so, anyway... what is this thread about?


336 posted on 05/02/2006 10:52:53 AM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: King Prout

"All you Fnord, are belong to us..."


337 posted on 05/02/2006 10:54:47 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I hear it's cold as Hell.


338 posted on 05/02/2006 10:56:09 AM PDT by P8riot
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To: Dead Corpse

hail eris, and all that


339 posted on 05/02/2006 11:04:18 AM PDT by King Prout (many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

: ) : )


340 posted on 05/02/2006 11:12:51 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
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To: Dead Corpse
...Oddly enough, we are looking into a local dance school for Ana already.

She's about the age I was when I started. The lessons have always been good memories for me. It will be good for her in a lot of unexpected ways.

341 posted on 05/02/2006 11:26:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: King Prout
I was trying "catch me if you can" plus several different Latin words but I forget what I hit it with. Googling "gingibrati" directly gets three hits.
342 posted on 05/02/2006 11:29:09 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Faster than a speeding building; able to leap tall bullets at a single bound!)
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To: King Prout
so, anyway... what is this thread about?

I have no clue, KP...I'm only here for the beer!! ;o]

343 posted on 05/02/2006 11:29:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: sionnsar; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; calrighty; Capn TrVth; clamper1797; Darkchylde; ...

Just thought y'all could use a heads up!

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Since our last update, users have added 25 new "alleged" illegal alien employers to the WeHireAliens.com website. Currently your account preferences show that you would like to be notified when new employers are added.

The table below contains a synopsis of their information. To view or take action on each name (notify the company or report the company to authorities), click the hyperlinks provided.

Name Area of Operation

National Cleaners and Laundry Long Beach, CA
Devault Home Improvement Murfreesboro, TN
Crocket Enterprizes Gardnerville, NV
Pancho and Lefty's State of HI
Home Depot State of CA
WonderfulWindows.com Orange County, CA
C & R Refrigeration Center, TX
Summit Steel Works Corp Santa Clara County, CA
Mohawk Industries, Nation
Schreiner's Iris Gardens, Nation
Manzanita Landscaping Sonoma County, CA
Printex Packaging State of NY
Dockers Restaurant Branson, MO
Tim Gibson www.hobbytron.com, Nation
Jakel Inc., Murray, KY
Acres and Son Plumbing Inc. Collier County, FL
Pilgrim's Pride Corporation, Nation
Brock Farms Garden World, State of NJ
Con Agra/ Butter Ball, Nation
Dynasty Boats
Brown Family Communities, State of AZ
Airborne Express, Clinton County, OH
Graymere Country Club, Maury County, TN
Alabama Blade Runners, State of AL
Diversified Human Resources, State of AZ


Don't forget to send this to your friends and relatives who may be in a position to patronize these employers. We need to get as many people involved as possible if we want the hiring of illegal aliens to stop.


344 posted on 05/02/2006 11:36:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face; JRios1968; NonLinear; sully777; FriendDownUnder; SquirrelKing; IYellAtMyTV; ...
Ping to Post #325!


What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The May Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The April Chronicles

345 posted on 05/02/2006 12:00:12 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi 2006 | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0urs)
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To: sionnsar

346?


346 posted on 05/02/2006 12:02:16 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face

Hello!

Is this the new place?

;o)


347 posted on 05/02/2006 12:02:32 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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To: A CA Guy

Y*E*S !!!!!


348 posted on 05/02/2006 12:02:46 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Yes, it is!!

Welcome home!


349 posted on 05/02/2006 12:03:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I can resist anything but temptation.)
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To: Monkey Face

Hiya 'Face!


350 posted on 05/02/2006 12:04:45 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA
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