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Oh Happy Day -- The Wonderful Joyous Events of a ZOT

Posted on 07/15/2006 7:59:51 AM PDT by rapture tonight

I am traveling from blog to blog to spread the wonderful news.

The current events in the Middle East are the most wonderful happenings I have ever seen. Surely, we are in the end times. The very end times. I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend. Probably today. Won't you join me?


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: endtimes; sionnsar; troll; zot
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1 posted on 07/15/2006 7:59:53 AM PDT by rapture tonight
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To: rapture tonight

IBZT


2 posted on 07/15/2006 8:00:34 AM PDT by lonestar67
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To: rapture tonight

IBTZ


3 posted on 07/15/2006 8:00:41 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: rapture tonight
Your rapture is about to be zotted...
4 posted on 07/15/2006 8:01:05 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: rapture tonight

" I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend."

let me guess, you found the perfect steak recipe.


5 posted on 07/15/2006 8:01:09 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: rapture tonight

no man knows the hour or the place... so if you think you do, well...


6 posted on 07/15/2006 8:01:14 AM PDT by pipecorp (Al Lahsucks coxswain hell)
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To: rapture tonight

Zap!!


7 posted on 07/15/2006 8:01:14 AM PDT by RDTF ("We love death. The US loves life. That is the big difference between us two. Osama Bin laden)
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To: rapture tonight
IBTZ! Yay!
8 posted on 07/15/2006 8:01:39 AM PDT by AnnaZ (I think so, Brain, but if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?)
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To: rapture tonight

liberals are so confused.


9 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:01 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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Sorry, don't believe in the rapture.

You must be a DU'er with a deathwish.


10 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:01 AM PDT by OpusatFR ( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
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To: rapture tonight

Sorry, don't believe in the rapture.

You must be a DU'er with a deathwish.


11 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:04 AM PDT by OpusatFR ( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
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To: rapture tonight

Bye.


12 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:06 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Sgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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Good bye


13 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:08 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: rapture tonight; sure_fine

ZOT coming... sniff, sniff, sniff.


14 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:10 AM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (The recipe's at my FR HomePage. Try it!)
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To: rapture tonight

"Surely, we are in the end times."

No but you are!

IB4Z


15 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:11 AM PDT by oxcart (Journalism [Sic])
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To: rapture tonight

Drunk, high or liberal?


16 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:27 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: rapture tonight

yuk


17 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:45 AM PDT by hocndoc (http://www.lifeethics.org/www.lifeethics.org/index.html)
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Go to hell.


18 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:49 AM PDT by RedRover (God bless Israel and all who love her.)
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You may not be raptured from the Earth, but I think you are just about to be raptured from this site.


19 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:53 AM PDT by HayekRocks
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Frankly, I have been hearing that we are in the end times my entire life. If I'm not mistaken, the Bible says nobody knows when the end will occur. Perhaps you should lighten up a bit.


20 posted on 07/15/2006 8:02:58 AM PDT by SALChamps03
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Give my regards to the saints.


21 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:01 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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22 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:24 AM PDT by P8riot ("You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone)
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To: rapture tonight
I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend.

Do write back and tell us about it, pretty please?

23 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:25 AM PDT by T. Buzzard Trueblood ("No one cried when Clinton spied." -Crosslake)
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24 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:29 AM PDT by mware (Americans in armchairs doing the job of the media.)
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IBTZ!


25 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:32 AM PDT by blueminnesota
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IBTZ


26 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:33 AM PDT by Popman ("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
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To: rapture tonight

IBTZ for once in my long FR career??


27 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:45 AM PDT by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: rapture tonight
God may call home the remnant, but the Zotfather will be calling on you first!

MEOW!

28 posted on 07/15/2006 8:03:50 AM PDT by Jim Noble (And you know what I'm talkin' 'bout!)
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To: lonestar67

My first IBTZ!


29 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:06 AM PDT by ShandaLear (Gringos Unite!!!)
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To: popdonnelly

Can I have your car?


30 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:08 AM PDT by Raebie
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31 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:12 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (What is our exit strategy in the war on poverty?)
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To: DJ MacWoW
Drunk, high or liberal?

Yes.

32 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:13 AM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (I think, therefor I Zot!)
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To: rapture tonight

IBTZ and farewell to you.


33 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:34 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit (Apparently, most who protest for peace do so at the expense of hygiene.)
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To: Jim Noble

The only thing that is about to be blown off the map is Lebanon...and then, maybe this post.


34 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:38 AM PDT by Quark606
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Buddy, you're going to be in our paradise in moments.

IB4TZ!

35 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:40 AM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
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IBTZ ??


36 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:42 AM PDT by Chi-townChief
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I expect to be in paradise by the end of the weekend.

Are you trying to tell us you're finally getting married to your same sex partner, or are you gleefully anticipating a sleepover with Michael Jackson?

Inquiring minds want to know!
37 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:52 AM PDT by Pox (If it's a Coward you are searching for, you need look no further than the Democrats.)
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To: rapture tonight

Bye.


38 posted on 07/15/2006 8:04:58 AM PDT by gate2wire ("Not the Craw, the Craw.")
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39 posted on 07/15/2006 8:05:07 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: Trampled by Lambs; DJ MacWoW

Son, drunk, high and liberal is no way to go through life......


40 posted on 07/15/2006 8:05:25 AM PDT by SW6906 (6 things you can't have too much of: sex, money, firewood, horsepower, guns and ammunition.)
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To: rapture tonight

When you see the blue flash and smell your own carcass burning, be assured that it's not any kind of "rapture," just your well-deserved ride on the Zot Eternal.


41 posted on 07/15/2006 8:05:32 AM PDT by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: rapture tonight

IBTZ


42 posted on 07/15/2006 8:05:40 AM PDT by B Knotts (Newt '08!)
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To: Trampled by Lambs

LOL


43 posted on 07/15/2006 8:05:57 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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rapture tonight wants to join his main man Zarqawi and all those virgins in Allah's great whorehouse in the sky.


44 posted on 07/15/2006 8:06:31 AM PDT by Chi-townChief
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To: HereInTheHeartland
let me guess, you found the perfect steak recipe.

LOL!

45 posted on 07/15/2006 8:06:40 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit (Apparently, most who protest for peace do so at the expense of hygiene.)
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To: rapture tonight

Which universe are you speaking from? Please, close the portal.


46 posted on 07/15/2006 8:06:47 AM PDT by Clara Lou (A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
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Say hello to Neville Chamberlain when you get to paradise.


47 posted on 07/15/2006 8:07:01 AM PDT by AdvisorB (For a terrorist bodycount in hamistan, let the smoke clear then count the ears and divide by 2.)
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You are on your own for this ride Hoss, In before the zot.


48 posted on 07/15/2006 8:07:03 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: HereInTheHeartland
We're doing a big mess of green beans and ham (with those little potatoes).
49 posted on 07/15/2006 8:07:17 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (BTUs are my Beat.)
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50 posted on 07/15/2006 8:07:22 AM PDT by Popman ("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
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