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Are You a Moonbat? (I am a bug on the zotmobile’s windshield)
Squashed Buggerboy

Posted on 08/01/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by bug thomas houseboy

If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.


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To: bug thomas houseboy

here kitty shitty kitty


51 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:36 AM PDT by italianquaker (Democrats and media can't win elections at least they can win their phony polls.)
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To: bwteim

LOL!


52 posted on 08/01/2006 8:52:48 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (The right wants victory, the left wants to surrender. It's that simple.)
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To: Dooderbutt

Once the Mods change the title post to indicate Zot fodder you are in after the Zot.

If you reply before the title change then you are in before the Zot.


53 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:09 AM PDT by A message (We who care, Can Not Fail)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

54 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:15 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Get off my lawn!)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

That's actually "Taxpayer funded healthcare" moonie. If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.

Here's the real choice moonie - American soldiers dying overseas or American citizens dying in the streets of the US.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

If you don't think that raising the minimum wage will put low income Americans out of work and raise prices for the rest of us.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.

The government is only listening in on calls made from suspected terrorists overseas to the US. If you that worries you, you're more than a moonbat.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.

I'd slice them into little pieces and feed them to hogs if I thought it would prevent another 911.

If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.

The Muslims are targeting civilians hiding in civilian neighborhoods and that doesn't seem to bother you.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

No one I know of is against stem cell research. We're against using unborn baby parts. There are other sources of stem cells that don't involve chopping up unborn babies to get them.

55 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:19 AM PDT by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
If you think embryonic stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.

Embryonic stem cell research has produced bupkis. Adult stem cell research has produced several treatments already and shows great promise for lots more.

56 posted on 08/01/2006 8:53:50 AM PDT by RebelBanker (If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you're a moonbat.

If you can't grasp that taking money from one person to make something more affordable for another person is wrong, you're a moonbat.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you're a moonbat.

If you think peace and security can be achieved without anyone dying, you're a moonbat. If you don't think that Americans in the military die during times of peace, due to accidents, suicides, and so on (which are included in the Iraqi death toll), then you're a moonbat.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you're a moonbat.

If you believe you should get paid more than your work is worth, then you're a moonbat.

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you're a moonbat.

If you believe the government is spying on your private phone calls, you're a moonbat -- or a terrorist, at which point I want the Government to spy on your calls.

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you're a moonbat.

If you think keeping a prisoner up for 48 hours while asking them questions or putting or even putting panties on their head or making them pile up in a naked human pyramid is "torture", then you're a moonbat.

I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you're a moonbat.

If you think you can kill the bad guys who hide behind civilians without ever killing civilians, then you're a moonbat. If you blame America and Israel, who do everything they can not to kill civilians, rather than the terrorists that hide behind them and endanger them, then you're a moonbat.

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you're a moonbat.

If you don't care about the destruction of the unborn needed to get those stem cells, then you're a moonbat. If you don't know or care that they can do research on adult stem-cells, then you're a moonbat.

57 posted on 08/01/2006 8:54:03 AM PDT by Question_Assumptions
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To: bug thomas houseboy


If you think the terrorists were framed you're a moonbat.

If you think Bush had a personal involvement in 9-11 you're a moonbat.

If you're just posting a flaming vanity on Free Republic you're pathetic.


58 posted on 08/01/2006 8:55:10 AM PDT by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

This has to be one of the fastest ever, don't you think? It was zapped and then restored for playtime within a few minutes.


59 posted on 08/01/2006 8:55:59 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: A message; Tijeras_Slim

Thank ya'll for the explanation. I thought it might have something to do with that, but now I know what to aim for! Woo hoo!


60 posted on 08/01/2006 8:56:39 AM PDT by Dooderbutt (It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our job to arrange the meeting.)
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To: Question_Assumptions; mbynack

HA! Beat both of you to it!


61 posted on 08/01/2006 8:56:48 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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To: tiredoflaundry

BTW, one anagram of bug thomas houseboy describes his medical condition.... "gaseous hobby mouth"


62 posted on 08/01/2006 8:57:52 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: dead

I hope this message comes out right, I can't see what I'm typing because that picture made my eyes shrivel up and out of existence.


63 posted on 08/01/2006 8:58:10 AM PDT by MikefromOhio
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To: dead

That's cold.


64 posted on 08/01/2006 8:58:29 AM PDT by sauropod (Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." PJO)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
The post was a good attempt, but here is the authoritative info


65 posted on 08/01/2006 8:59:00 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. We will screw you inshallah)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

If you believe posting a bunch of idiotic spin is going to have any effect, you are a moonbat.


66 posted on 08/01/2006 8:59:03 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: bug thomas houseboy

I am curious. Do you even realize your aggressive stupidity is an evolutionarily regressive trait? I DO hope your parents have other children to carry on the family line. If all their hopes are locked up in you, I fear they are doomed to disappointment


67 posted on 08/01/2006 8:59:10 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Fire Murtha Now! Spread the word. Support Diana Irey. http://www.irey.com/)
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To: bwteim; dead

bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind

No thank you.

68 posted on 08/01/2006 8:59:18 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Wonderful Troops.)
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To: MNJohnnie
Awesome post! (#26) Morondom? ROFL!

That made my day!

69 posted on 08/01/2006 8:59:20 AM PDT by MountainDad
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To: bug thomas houseboy
"If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat."

Livable wages are funny things. In a free market society, they are determined by market forces. In these situations, even the poorest are richer than most people in the rest of the world. In a socialist society, they are imposed by the government, which usually results in everybody being poorer than the poorest of those in free countries.

Now... what was your question again?? Oh, that's right, you appear to prefer the socialist imposition of livable wages over free markets. Maybe you should go live where you would be more comfortable.
70 posted on 08/01/2006 8:59:35 AM PDT by AaronInCarolina
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To: bug thomas houseboy

71 posted on 08/01/2006 9:00:12 AM PDT by OSHA (Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

72 posted on 08/01/2006 9:00:42 AM PDT by mysterio
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To: dead

That...is...awesome.


73 posted on 08/01/2006 9:00:50 AM PDT by Bluegrass Federalist
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To: bug thomas houseboy

So what's your point?


74 posted on 08/01/2006 9:01:02 AM PDT by poobear (Political Left, continually accusing their foes of what THEY themselves do every day.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged

75 posted on 08/01/2006 9:01:50 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.

This one gets me every time. Where are the people dying of poverty or starvation?
76 posted on 08/01/2006 9:02:27 AM PDT by Seamoth (Kool-aid is the most addictive and destructive drug of them all.)
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To: dead

OMG dead, that is THE best graphic I've ever seen.


77 posted on 08/01/2006 9:03:18 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: jigsaw; dead; tiredoflaundry

Well, I'm insulted. That's awful... think of the children.

I'm changing my tagline for a while until the photo receptors in the eyeballs have had a chance to settle down!


78 posted on 08/01/2006 9:03:22 AM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Swiss Cheese of Transcribers, so many holes you can't count)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.

If you think irrelevant strawman questions are an effective means of debate, then you're a moonbat.

79 posted on 08/01/2006 9:03:54 AM PDT by Smedley
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To: devolve; Smartass

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1675770/posts?page=17#17


80 posted on 08/01/2006 9:05:05 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

Like a gnat, you're out of here, bugboy!


81 posted on 08/01/2006 9:05:22 AM PDT by Paperdoll (.........on the cutting edge)
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To: dead

LOL!!


82 posted on 08/01/2006 9:05:52 AM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: bug thomas houseboy

You're a Moonbat, alright


83 posted on 08/01/2006 9:07:11 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

If you spent time putting this list of symptoms together, then your a moonbat.


84 posted on 08/01/2006 9:07:19 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (War Monger...In the name of liberty, let's go to war!!!!)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
This moonbat got in line twice when God was handing out stupid.
85 posted on 08/01/2006 9:07:42 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (12th district Freeper.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

This account has been banned or suspended.

That was fast


86 posted on 08/01/2006 9:07:54 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (War Monger...In the name of liberty, let's go to war!!!!)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
87 posted on 08/01/2006 9:08:11 AM PDT by b4its2late (Liberals are as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care,
It is! Idiot.

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If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq
Nobody 'wants' that! Idiot.

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If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans,
IT is 'AVAILABLE'....work for it like I do! Idiot!

~~

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls
We understand that it necessary to 'track suspicous activity'....it helps stop terrorism. Idiot!!

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If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners,
Are you SERIOUS??? Idiot!!

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If you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians
We are above that....we are 'defending' our civilians...DEFENDING ourselves from attacks on CIVILIANS. It's war. IDIOT!!

~~~~~

If you think stem cell research could help save lives
Yes....we all think it could. That's why Bush is #1 in spending $$$ for research. IDIOT!!

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God are you IGNORANT.

88 posted on 08/01/2006 9:08:15 AM PDT by Fawn (BUILD A LONG TALL WALL)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you think all Americans should have access to affordable health care, then you’re a moonbat.
Nice try, but your position is actually, steal from the those who have, and give to those who do not.

If you want American kids to stop dying in Iraq, then you’re a moonbat.
You would rather innocent people get killed here, as long as you are last to die right? You are fodder for the Islamist, and will either convert you, or chop your head off with a rusty dull knife.

If you believe a livable wage should be available for all Americans, then you’re a moonbat.
Set by who? You?

If you believe it is wrong for the Government to spy on our private phone calls, then you’re a moonbat.
I'm sure traitors like you would love to use modern technology for your support of the global anti-american, pro-jihadist movement right?

If you think it is wrong for America to torture prisoners, then you’re a moonbat.
No, I think that Islamist prisoners should be quickly milked for info, then promptly killed. It would be doing you a favor, but you don't know that because you hate yourself too probably

I f you think America and Israel should be above killing civilians, then you’re a moonbat.
I think the civilians there who support Hezbiswines, should die along with them

If you think stem cell research could help save lives, then you’re a moonbat.
You forgot to mention stem cell research which snuffs the life out of humans. Too bad you are too stupid to even make a moonbat argument

I hope you read this you traitorous POS.

...waiting for the day when Treason is once again a crime.

89 posted on 08/01/2006 9:09:05 AM PDT by lormand (Kill every Islam-0-facist and supporter in the world, only then will we have peace. No Islamo POWs)
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To: dead

LOL!!!


90 posted on 08/01/2006 9:09:54 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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91 posted on 08/01/2006 9:12:54 AM PDT by oldleft
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To: bug thomas houseboy
I've got it:

If you beg the question repeatedly you're a moonbat.

92 posted on 08/01/2006 9:16:54 AM PDT by Reactionary (The Barking of the Native Moonbat is the Sound of Moral Nitwittery)
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To: bug thomas houseboy
Its the rare MoonBat that is 180 degrees out from reality..
You passed the test.. most run about 160 degrees...
93 posted on 08/01/2006 9:21:07 AM PDT by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole..)
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To: Lunatic Fringe
LF you could have also added:

If you think that life should always be fair, then you're a moonbat.

If you think there are not people out there that want to kill you just because you're American and/or non-Muzzlim, then you're a moonbat.

....Here's your sign.

94 posted on 08/01/2006 9:21:23 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

Mr. Houseboy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


95 posted on 08/01/2006 9:21:23 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: bug thomas houseboy
If you insist on advertising your ignorance on the Internet, YOU are a moonbat.
96 posted on 08/01/2006 9:24:45 AM PDT by msnimje (Uni-FAIL - UN peace keeping force in Lebanon has lived up to its name.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

damn missed it again


97 posted on 08/01/2006 9:25:37 AM PDT by joe fonebone (Time to bring back tar and feathering.)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

If you post stuff like this, then you're a moonbat.

DUmmie ZOTWANKER


98 posted on 08/01/2006 9:26:06 AM PDT by roaddog727 (Bullsh## doesn't get bridges built.)
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To: dead
=8-0

There went my lunch :(

99 posted on 08/01/2006 9:27:05 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: bug thomas houseboy

They just don't make trolls like they used to.


100 posted on 08/01/2006 9:28:03 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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