"Wrong U! I don't know why the article is from Ann Arbor, but it is about Michigan State."
Good catch there! As a UM grad, we like to distinguish ourselves as much as possible from MSU.
Perhaps this young man's motivation is to be a politically 'incorrect' as possible, and he succeeded in doing that, at least.
There really isn't much difference between graduates of the 2 universities I am afraid.
A U of M graduate can usually be found behind a desk leading large numbers of people in successful enterprises, or pacing up and down the office pondering momentous business decisions.
Pretty much the same with a State grad, except that it's not behind but rather under the desk with a fifth of whiskey, it's not inside the office but outside in a back-alley, and instead of pacing they are knuckle-dragging.