Pinocchio And Friends Converted To Islam

The Telegraph (UK) ^ | 8-31-2006 | Malcolm Moore

[shezza]

Whew, thanks! I could have had my hands chopped off for that.

[ChristianDefender]

I want them converted too...

[Westlander]

Larry, Mohammed, and Curly

[Dumpster Baby]

"IEDsmoke"

"Married, With Martyrs"

"Have Boxcutter, Will Travel"

"I Dream Of Jihad"

"Leave It To Basheer"

"The Destroyed Zionist Love Boat"

[Westlander]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of Uranium
Jack fell down and broke his cranium
And Jill brings to his grave a Geranium

[Malacoda]

Tom Sawyer may always have shirked his homework, but he is more conscientious in learning his Islamic prayers. He is given a "special treat" for learning the Arabic words.

Knowing Mad Mo's (rumored) penchant for buggery and children, I shudder to think of what Tom's "special treat" was.

[Spirited]

Because Allah provides no inspiration at all. Creativity doesn't come from thin air.

[Proud_USA_Republican]

(golf clap)

[Sender]

My God (the real one), they've stolen our literature too. Oh, what the hell.

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
eating her couscous and honey,

she reached for a tater,
'twas the detonator,
and now she's a virgin for money.

[abishai]

They will be changed to the three little goats, and the evil Zionist wolf will come to blow down their tents. But before the wolf can blow down the third tent, (because there is no time to make bricks) the third goat straps on a suicide vest and blows up his lair.

[abishai]

"I Dream of Jihad" was the best.

How about:

"My Three Wives."

"Allah Knows Best."

"Welcome Back to Qatar."

"Good Times (with C4)"

"All Arabian Hero."

"Night Camel Rider"

[Proud_USA_Republican]

There once was a premier named Erdogan,
He took bribes from the Saudis as fast as you can,
in exchange for sharia law,
he destoyed being secular,
and now women are beaten on beaches.

[ET(end tyranny)]

"The Jihad Bunch"

"Trick My Camel"

"Three Arabs and a Goat"

"Three's a Jihad"

"Trading Tents"

[blam]

"Mohammad Knows Best"

[ChristianDefender]

LMAO

[Phocion]

Does Pinocchio's nose grow when he reads the Koran out loud?

[fortunecookie]

Well done! I hadn't considered Snow White as a male. Now the good little chilluns can be properly educated.

[HungarianGypsy]

Wow! Don't ever let these people read the originals. They might be in for a shock.

[HungarianGypsy]

Can you blame Pinocchio? His head is full of sawdust.

Pinocchio was a bad little block of wood from the beginning.

[alecqss]

Let's also rewrite "The Emperor's New Clothes", so the emperor will be mohammed.