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First US celebrity to become a worshipper of mohammed?
November 28, 2006 | Urbane Guerilla

Posted on 11/28/2006 6:02:10 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla

It is inevitable. Some prominent American will want to be the first on his block to pronounce the shahada and become an official worshipper of mohammed. The publicity will be too delicious, and the ego-augmentation unmatched.

The desire to associate such a successful assassin, murderer, rapist, misogynist, slave-holder and all-around in-your-facer with The One True God, is nothing compared to the lure of a celebro-american associating himself with the mosque of what's happening now.

Cynthia McKinney and John Conyers do not count. Neither does Noam Chomsky. The CNN-worthy frisson of "reversion" has to be present for this prediction to be meaningful. No one will be impressed if a dull bear defecates in the woods.

My guess is between two folks: Jane Fonda and Pat Buchanan.

And my vote goes to Pat. Although I think Jane would be mightily tempted, even if it meant a burka, in the end I think Pat's special ego would win the day.


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KEYWORDS: cluelessness; egotism; islam; needvanityintitle; treason; troll
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It could also be an attention-desperate member of the Kennedy family, yearning for "significance," or even Chelsea, finally getting the love and focus she craves. But I think Pat is more likely.
1 posted on 11/28/2006 6:02:13 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Didn't Cassius Clay, aka Muhammad Ali already do that years ago?!


2 posted on 11/28/2006 6:03:22 PM PST by Tamar1973 (I find your lack of faith disturbing--Darth Vader, Ep. IV)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Your funny


3 posted on 11/28/2006 6:03:28 PM PST by kinoxi
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Dave Chappelle. LOL.


4 posted on 11/28/2006 6:03:51 PM PST by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Cat Stevens, many years ago.


5 posted on 11/28/2006 6:03:57 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Who is it who was reportedly hiding in Africa from tax evasion charges/investigations here in the States?


6 posted on 11/28/2006 6:05:19 PM PST by Petronski (I just love that woman.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Will it be Kramer, or Madonna?


7 posted on 11/28/2006 6:05:20 PM PST by Argus
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Ever hear of a boxer named Clay?


8 posted on 11/28/2006 6:05:21 PM PST by SmoothTalker
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Madonna?


9 posted on 11/28/2006 6:05:32 PM PST by eyespysomething
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Troll


10 posted on 11/28/2006 6:05:42 PM PST by kinoxi
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Delta Burka.


11 posted on 11/28/2006 6:05:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Designing Muslims.)
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To: Tamar1973

Kareem Abdul Jabar used to be a very high profile muslim.


12 posted on 11/28/2006 6:06:05 PM PST by rottndog (WOOF!!!)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Maybe the next one will be that twit from the Dixie Chicks. "So enlightening!! Thank Allah I met Abu the Roadie... he has just changed my life in so many ways..."


13 posted on 11/28/2006 6:06:13 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Pat and Jane? I thought you were talking about celebrities?


14 posted on 11/28/2006 6:06:13 PM PST by umgud (I love NASCAR as much as the Democrats hate Bush)
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To: Izzy Dunne

In the book Prayers for the Assasin, a character in the book theorizes that a famous actress converting to Islam during the academy awards set off a wave.


15 posted on 11/28/2006 6:06:30 PM PST by ozoneliar ("The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants" -T.J.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Orka..uh, I mean Oprah? Osama Obama? Denzel Washington, perhaps? Cindy "Peace Mom" Sheehan? Michael Moore..wait, they can't eat pork, scratch that one...


17 posted on 11/28/2006 6:06:45 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Hailey Barbour/John Bolton 2008)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
Ummmm Mike Tyson converted in Prison. Didn't seem to have prevented him from biting ears off though......
18 posted on 11/28/2006 6:06:49 PM PST by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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To: Petronski

Wesley Snipes


19 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:13 PM PST by Pan_Yans Wife
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Who gives a damn????


20 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:24 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Prayers for my cousin Jeff and his family.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

My money is on Michael Jackson.


21 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:26 PM PST by TNdandelion
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22 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:45 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe (Say "NO" to the Trans-Texas Corridor)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
Kareem Abdul Jabbar Et Al did this in the seventies.

But this was a Black thing. (followers of the Black Panthers)

Good question!

Madonna already figured her new religion, so, I vote for the diva with her arms all tattooed. (Jolie)
23 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:57 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: TNdandelion
My money is on Michael Jackson.

I'm with you.

24 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:21 PM PST by randog (What the...?!)
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To: A_perfect_lady

You are a lot closer than you think.


25 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:25 PM PST by OldEagle (May you live long enough to hear the legends of your own adventures.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

26 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:39 PM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Charlie Schumer...


27 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:45 PM PST by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: Lunatic Fringe

my favorite all time sports pic. ("get up and fight you bum, nobody will believe this")


28 posted on 11/28/2006 6:12:11 PM PST by bobby.223
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You forgot Shaquille O'Neal. I'm pretty sure the Big Daddy is, too.


29 posted on 11/28/2006 6:13:02 PM PST by RichInOC ("Stampeding hogs." "That's not much of a crime." "Through the Grand Mosque?" "Kinky. Sign here.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Orka..uh, I mean Oprah? Osama Obama? Denzel Washington, perhaps? Cindy "Peace Mom" Sheehan? Michael Moore..wait, they can't eat pork, scratch that one

Wow ... Oprah would not surprise me. Good suggestion.

30 posted on 11/28/2006 6:13:03 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

31 posted on 11/28/2006 6:14:08 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: MikefromOhio

I don't give a damn either.


32 posted on 11/28/2006 6:14:20 PM PST by unkus
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To: RichInOC

The other two guys were Hakeem Olajuwon and my man the Captain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.


33 posted on 11/28/2006 6:15:21 PM PST by RichInOC ("Stampeding hogs." "That's not much of a crime." "Through the Grand Mosque?" "Kinky. Sign here.")
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To: martin_fierro
You Win!

"Sweatin To Allah" will be a Hit!
34 posted on 11/28/2006 6:16:28 PM PST by cmsgop ( Axis of Evil = North Korea, Iran, Kevin Federline)
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To: unkus

Babs. That full body burqa would be a big plus...


35 posted on 11/28/2006 6:17:49 PM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

My Money is on Pamela Anderson.


36 posted on 11/28/2006 6:18:05 PM PST by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: bobby.223

I have a framed copy in my garage.


37 posted on 11/28/2006 6:18:51 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe (Say "NO" to the Trans-Texas Corridor)
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To: martin_fierro
Re: 31 ... RROOOTTTTFFFFFLLLLL.
38 posted on 11/28/2006 6:19:33 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: Jet Jaguar

NO Angelie Jolie is too wild for Black Muslums I am serious I THINK it going be Jacko this mean he has wear Burka


39 posted on 11/28/2006 6:19:54 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Lew Alcinder


40 posted on 11/28/2006 6:20:38 PM PST by truth_seeker
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To: RichInOC

It's wikipedia, but I don't think Shaq is missing any meals for Ramadan...

"O'Neal, whose mother is a Baptist and stepfather a Muslim, has not formally announced affiliation with a specific faith."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaquille_O%27Neal


I don't personally think that Shaq is a Muslim, but I don't really care one way or another.


41 posted on 11/28/2006 6:21:17 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Prayers for my cousin Jeff and his family.)
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To: truth_seeker
Lew Alcinder

I should have said post-today, when the worshippers of mohammed have made their hatred of this country (and infidels) so well known.

42 posted on 11/28/2006 6:23:27 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: SevenofNine

LOL!!!!


43 posted on 11/28/2006 6:23:44 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
Cindy Sheehan.

Hell, she's done everything else for attention.

44 posted on 11/28/2006 6:23:51 PM PST by SIDENET (Everybody was kung-fu fighting)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

You must be talking about Doperah


45 posted on 11/28/2006 6:24:25 PM PST by Boazo (From the mind of BOAZO)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Who knows. Post-attack #3, I wouldn't be surprised to Islamic militant areas crop up in some cities. Possibly even Chechnya type areas nearby in Canada eventually.


46 posted on 11/28/2006 6:25:16 PM PST by rjp2005 (Lord have mercy on us)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

George "Goober" Lyndsey ?


47 posted on 11/28/2006 6:25:26 PM PST by zook (America going insane - "Do you read Sutter Caine?)
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To: TNdandelion

Ya beat me! Put me down for Michael Jackson too - his bizarre sense of persecuted self-martyrdom, not to mention his reputedly peverse sexual predilection, fits Islamic Jihadism like that icky little glove of his.


48 posted on 11/28/2006 6:27:08 PM PST by leilani (Dimmi, dimmi se mai fu fatta cosa alcuna!)
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To: MikefromOhio
Who gives a damn????

My sentiments, exactly.

May they all die and rot in hell.

49 posted on 11/28/2006 6:27:27 PM PST by OldSmaj (Death to Islam. I am now and will always be, a sworn enemy of all things muslim.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

You know what JJ he did remember he was hanging out in some Middle Eastern country decided wear burka get away from fans I think what the story some Freeper post the photo it funniest thing I ever saw

I wouldn't be suprrise Jacko would wear Burka if he become so call Black Muslum


50 posted on 11/28/2006 6:27:27 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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