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First US celebrity to become a worshipper of mohammed?
November 28, 2006 | Urbane Guerilla

Posted on 11/28/2006 6:02:10 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla

It is inevitable. Some prominent American will want to be the first on his block to pronounce the shahada and become an official worshipper of mohammed. The publicity will be too delicious, and the ego-augmentation unmatched.

The desire to associate such a successful assassin, murderer, rapist, misogynist, slave-holder and all-around in-your-facer with The One True God, is nothing compared to the lure of a celebro-american associating himself with the mosque of what's happening now.

Cynthia McKinney and John Conyers do not count. Neither does Noam Chomsky. The CNN-worthy frisson of "reversion" has to be present for this prediction to be meaningful. No one will be impressed if a dull bear defecates in the woods.

My guess is between two folks: Jane Fonda and Pat Buchanan.

And my vote goes to Pat. Although I think Jane would be mightily tempted, even if it meant a burka, in the end I think Pat's special ego would win the day.


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KEYWORDS: cluelessness; egotism; islam; needvanityintitle; treason; troll
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

My money is on Michael Jackson.


21 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:26 PM PST by TNdandelion
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22 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:45 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe (Say "NO" to the Trans-Texas Corridor)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla
Kareem Abdul Jabbar Et Al did this in the seventies.

But this was a Black thing. (followers of the Black Panthers)

Good question!

Madonna already figured her new religion, so, I vote for the diva with her arms all tattooed. (Jolie)
23 posted on 11/28/2006 6:07:57 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: TNdandelion
My money is on Michael Jackson.

I'm with you.

24 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:21 PM PST by randog (What the...?!)
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To: A_perfect_lady

You are a lot closer than you think.


25 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:25 PM PST by OldEagle (May you live long enough to hear the legends of your own adventures.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

26 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:39 PM PST by GraniteStateConservative (...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Charlie Schumer...


27 posted on 11/28/2006 6:10:45 PM PST by Sir Francis Dashwood (LET'S ROLL!)
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To: Lunatic Fringe

my favorite all time sports pic. ("get up and fight you bum, nobody will believe this")


28 posted on 11/28/2006 6:12:11 PM PST by bobby.223
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You forgot Shaquille O'Neal. I'm pretty sure the Big Daddy is, too.


29 posted on 11/28/2006 6:13:02 PM PST by RichInOC ("Stampeding hogs." "That's not much of a crime." "Through the Grand Mosque?" "Kinky. Sign here.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Orka..uh, I mean Oprah? Osama Obama? Denzel Washington, perhaps? Cindy "Peace Mom" Sheehan? Michael Moore..wait, they can't eat pork, scratch that one

Wow ... Oprah would not surprise me. Good suggestion.

30 posted on 11/28/2006 6:13:03 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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31 posted on 11/28/2006 6:14:08 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: MikefromOhio

I don't give a damn either.


32 posted on 11/28/2006 6:14:20 PM PST by unkus
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To: RichInOC

The other two guys were Hakeem Olajuwon and my man the Captain, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.


33 posted on 11/28/2006 6:15:21 PM PST by RichInOC ("Stampeding hogs." "That's not much of a crime." "Through the Grand Mosque?" "Kinky. Sign here.")
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To: martin_fierro
You Win!

"Sweatin To Allah" will be a Hit!
34 posted on 11/28/2006 6:16:28 PM PST by cmsgop ( Axis of Evil = North Korea, Iran, Kevin Federline)
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To: unkus

Babs. That full body burqa would be a big plus...


35 posted on 11/28/2006 6:17:49 PM PST by null and void (To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. --Reba McEntire)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

My Money is on Pamela Anderson.


36 posted on 11/28/2006 6:18:05 PM PST by sgtbono2002 (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: bobby.223

I have a framed copy in my garage.


37 posted on 11/28/2006 6:18:51 PM PST by Lunatic Fringe (Say "NO" to the Trans-Texas Corridor)
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To: martin_fierro
Re: 31 ... RROOOTTTTFFFFFLLLLL.
38 posted on 11/28/2006 6:19:33 PM PST by Urbane_Guerilla
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To: Jet Jaguar

NO Angelie Jolie is too wild for Black Muslums I am serious I THINK it going be Jacko this mean he has wear Burka


39 posted on 11/28/2006 6:19:54 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Urbane_Guerilla

Lew Alcinder


40 posted on 11/28/2006 6:20:38 PM PST by truth_seeker
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