Posted on 12/15/2006 11:12:41 PM PST by Dallas59
Number 1 Worst :
Libra - Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn’t like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive.
2nd Worst Position :
Aquarius - Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 They’re impulsive, and ruled by the Planet of speed and rebellion. Aquarians need to get a better grip behind the wheel.
3rd Worst Position :
Aries - Mar. 21 to Apr. 19
Its symbol is the ram. Not good a sign to have for avoiding accidents. Aries have a "me first" child-like nature, that drives Aries into trouble.
4th Worst Position :
Pisces - Feb. 19 to Mar. 20
This sign enjoys daydreaming. So wake up Pisces, driving in the “real world" requires your complete attention.
5th Worst Position :
Scorpio - Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
The scorpion’s instinct is to get revenge, and driving is the perfect avenue to vent a little Scorpion road rage. If you pass a Scorpio, plan on being chased.
6th Worst Position :
Taurus - Apr. 20 to May 20
The astrological sign for Taurus is the bull. They’re stubborn, and have an urge to charge at red lights.
7th Worst Position :
Sagittarius - Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
They’re risk-takers, but they’re experienced risk takers, and know that stunt driving should be left to the professionals. This is a talkative group, and they should consider putting their cell phone down and just driving.
8th Worst Position :
Capricorn - Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Capricorn is goal oriented. They’re more concerned about the destination than the journey. They feel that the rules of the road are for other drivers to follow so that Capricorns can get to their destination faster.
9th Worst Position :
Virgo - Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Virgos have a nervous attention to detail. They made the cover of the Car Carma book. They’d be slamming their brakes on to avoid hitting a squirrel, but cause a 10 car pile-up.
3rd Best Position :
Cancer - June 21 to July 22
They’re homebodies, and consider the roadway of drivers their extended family. But they’re a moody group, and would be the ones to honk at you for no reason at all.
2nd Best Position :
Gemini - May 21 to June 20
Geminis are the original multi-taskers. They can eat, drink, read the newspaper, shave, or apply make-up all while driving, although this is NOT recommended, even if you're a Gemini. It’s the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots.
Number 1 Best :
Leo - Jul. 23 to Aug. 22
Leo is generous, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They‘re known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best.
Accidents & The Driver's Sign
Here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of accidents, from worst to best.
1. Libra – Worst
2. Scorpio
3. Capricorn
4. Aries
5. Aquarius
6. Sagittarius
7. Pisces
8. Taurus
9. Virgo
10. Gemini
11. Cancer
12. Leo – Best
I'M NUMBER 7! I'M NUMBER 7!
Well I'm number 7 in the first list. I'm a Scorpio and admit I have a temper but I have had NO accidents in my 62 years.
That's me, I'm a Leo.
Hmmm... What sign was I born under? Oh yeah "Maternity Ward".
Isn't this a pro-christian forum?
I thought that astrology was akin to paganism and satanism here?
Man get that stick removed from your butt.
Well, I don't believe in astrology but I like to play games.
I'm a scorpio and this has been previously posted, dammit!
Yeah? Well I'm a scorpio and I'll get you for that remark!!!!!
Me too and I am plotting my revenge right now.
Don't start copying my plans, buddy!
I'm up for some scrabble! :)
LOL. You are trying waaay to hard.
"Geminis are the original multi-taskers.... It’s the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots."
Gemini Here!
LOL -- number 6 on the first list. Taurus.
You'd better watch out for me! Says I charge at red lights....lol.
We have Jews here,.....but maybe they're pro-Christian?
We also have at least one atheist.
What do you think about THAT?
Yeah, I'm just having fun with you guys.
I'm an Aries, I'm just so hardheaded!
I still find it ridiculous though, for a forum that is so against anything slightly anti-religion to be embracing an astrology thread.
I mean, I didn't grow up old school or anything but I was always told that astrology was the devil's tool. I mean, it's pretty much a sin to muse on such things. Yet, other sins are reviled as the downfall of society?
I know people who pay retarded amounts of money to have their star signs interpreted. It's a racket is what is is.
anyone on the planet who pays even a little bit of attention to "astrology" should pull their head out of its respective anus, wipe the feces off the skin, and join the real world.
What sign are you?....From a historical perspective only..
Yeah, I never understood the fascination with astrology.
I've tried to reason with people who were otherwise completely logical, yet they insist that their horoscope is totally accurate and changing their life.
Born the second week of February. I am SO sure it matters.
You will experience life changing experiences in your future, also you will die at some point.
Oh my, astrology wins again!
Oh well, supposedly Aries are good lovers. I sure hope astrolog is true!
I'm an Aries, too.. and I Know ARIES are the best drivers alive! ;)
Virgos have a nervous attention to detail. They made the cover of the Car Carma book. They’d be slamming their brakes on to avoid hitting a squirrel, but cause a 10 car pile-up."
I'm a Virgo and I like the sound of squishy rabbits under the BF Goodrich's on my F-250 SD. Those rabbits get very thin. Like 1/16" thin.
It's true with Virgos. Break the bed at night. And spend the next day looking for a better bed. Problem solved.
When you get a BIG traffic ticket, look up the 7th amendment to the constitution.
Cool. Now all I need to do is put bumper stickers on my car saying "Libra Woman Driver" and I should have the road to myself.
The Three Wisemen, soon to be on center stage next week, were astrologers.
Yet I highly doubt that modern astrologers have experienced divine intervention.
And yes, I realize the irony of my last name being that of one of the three wisemen.
I know someone who was born on Jul 31 (Number 1 Best : Leo - Jul. 23 to Aug. 22) and has had more tickets and several accidents than I do (2nd Worst Position : Aquarius - Jan. 20 to Feb. 18). My last (warning for going 37 in a 35 school zone) ticket was in 1987, and my speedometer was broken. The cop let me off, because I had the broken cable on the seat in a rag and I explained I was on the way to the dealer to get a new part.
"The Three Wisemen, soon to be on center stage next week, were astrologers."
For what it's worth, the Biblical patricarch Enoch was taught astrology by an angel, according to the apocryphal Book Of Enoch. He in turn passed this knowledge down to Abraham, who taught astrology to the Egyptians, according to Genesis.
I guess some people just need to be able to blame their bad (or good) habits on.
You realize traditional "Sun Signs" are tied to the vernal equinox of approximately year 1 AD? The vernal equinox point traverses the Zodiac every 26,000 years, so all signs should have shifted almost one full month since then. I was born in the period attributed to Libra, but the Sun was actually in middle of Virgo at the time I was born.
Hey now I know three freepers who at least acknowledge astrology. We're a rather "conservative" lot when it comes to the esoteric.
All astrologers experience divine intervention in that they observe the planets motion and their effects, which God created.
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