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Caption this pic of our President
Jan 21, 2007

Posted on 01/21/2007 7:25:33 PM PST by perfect stranger

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: caption; gwb
This is an old picture (or whatever they call them nowadays) but I'm sure Freepers will have great fun with this.
1 posted on 01/21/2007 7:25:35 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: perfect stranger

Hey Gregory want stick that corn where sun dont' shine


2 posted on 01/21/2007 7:26:15 PM PST by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: perfect stranger

Hard to remain in the realm of PG rating with that one.


3 posted on 01/21/2007 7:26:57 PM PST by kinoxi
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To: perfect stranger

Pass.....


4 posted on 01/21/2007 7:27:12 PM PST by Loud Mime ("She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." - Groucho Marx)
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To: Loud Mime

That was my first choice and second, and third. LOL


5 posted on 01/21/2007 7:29:40 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: perfect stranger

Yo', so your name is what? Mamadude Imagonnajihad? Notice how this ear of corn closely resembles the profile of a Tomahawk missle. They're both about to end up in the same place.


6 posted on 01/21/2007 7:30:15 PM PST by Eagles6 (Dig deeper, more ammo.)
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To: perfect stranger

"Hey, Hugo - sit and spin!"


7 posted on 01/21/2007 7:30:36 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Tell Tom Vilsack to WEAR THE BEAR!)
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To: perfect stranger

"Up yours Iran!!"

8 posted on 01/21/2007 7:30:49 PM PST by mosquewatch.com (The trouble starts with an "I" and ends with a "slam".)
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To: perfect stranger

"Hey Chávez, F- your oil, we got Corn..."

I really wish he would say that...

9 posted on 01/21/2007 7:31:15 PM PST by in the Arena
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To: perfect stranger

Want a bite of this, Hillary?


10 posted on 01/21/2007 7:31:24 PM PST by jaycee
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To: Blue Highway

ping


11 posted on 01/21/2007 7:31:45 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: perfect stranger

With this we can bring down OPEC! BWAHAHAHAH!


12 posted on 01/21/2007 7:32:06 PM PST by 49th (This space for rent.)
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To: perfect stranger; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
Almost too easy...


13 posted on 01/21/2007 7:32:27 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Tell Tom Vilsack to WEAR THE BEAR!)
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To: perfect stranger
Hey, Ahmadinejad, shuck this.
14 posted on 01/21/2007 7:32:30 PM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: Eagles6

Great imagination .. I love it!!


15 posted on 01/21/2007 7:33:12 PM PST by CyberAnt (Drive-By Media: Fake news, fake documents, fake polls)
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To: perfect stranger

"I see Sheehan's people have been on my land again."


16 posted on 01/21/2007 7:33:20 PM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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To: perfect stranger

Im the decider and I decided it's a bananna. You agree Condi?


17 posted on 01/21/2007 7:33:38 PM PST by satan
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To: perfect stranger
I am the Great Cornholio!

Picking the corn national leaders won't pick.

18 posted on 01/21/2007 7:33:57 PM PST by pulaskibush (USA, founded by tolerant Christians. USSR, founded by intolerant Secularist.)
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To: perfect stranger

We gonna make gas out of this stuff and big oil will no longer exist!


19 posted on 01/21/2007 7:34:39 PM PST by RetiredArmy (Marxis-Dimocrats stand for everything I hate and wish to see destroyed, including them!)
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To: perfect stranger

Where is that Cornholio?
20 posted on 01/21/2007 7:34:41 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: perfect stranger
Now see here. When I walked in to have a little chat with mohammed whatever the hell his crybabbly name was, this was green.
21 posted on 01/21/2007 7:36:51 PM PST by kinoxi
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To: perfect stranger

Hard to believe that Algore thinks this is a leading cause of global warming

22 posted on 01/21/2007 7:40:14 PM PST by teacherwoes (A fugitive from a Democratically-controlled Congress)
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To: kinoxi

Looks like I cornholed the republicans this year!


23 posted on 01/21/2007 7:42:32 PM PST by Towsoncrs
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To: perfect stranger

I pull the corn down where even the Jackasses can get it.


24 posted on 01/21/2007 7:42:46 PM PST by TUX
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To: perfect stranger
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Do you want to get husky with me?  I'll tear you a new one.

25 posted on 01/21/2007 7:43:08 PM PST by Radix (My Tag Line has a first name....its O S C A R.)
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To: perfect stranger

"And now, President Ahmadinejad, I'm going to demonstrate why it's called a cornhole."

26 posted on 01/21/2007 7:44:13 PM PST by RichInOC (NO! BAD Rich!)
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To: perfect stranger
This is what Congressman Barney Frank calls a "girlfriend". Us regular folks like to call it "corn".
27 posted on 01/21/2007 7:46:20 PM PST by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake.)
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To: perfect stranger
"Lend me your ears."
28 posted on 01/21/2007 7:53:33 PM PST by fat city (What part of cognitive dissonance don't you understand?)
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To: perfect stranger

You can see the bite out of it. I rememember when he did this on the campaign trail, thinking now there's a REAL guy. Not afraid to eat raw corn. (Compared to Kerry who would take his photo with a fast-food burger and toss it in the garbage on the way to a "real" restaurant.

If I had to do a caption it would be: "This is dang good corn, and its MY corn. This corn was made for EATIN'. But, if I can toss a bone to the libs, I guess we can turn some of it into some sort'a wimpy "gasoline"."


29 posted on 01/21/2007 7:54:55 PM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: perfect stranger

Listen, Mahmoud Ahmacrazyguy. If you don't knock off the tomfoolery, I'm gonna have the Marines shove this cob so far up your cornhole, the Ayatollah will be spewing kernels.


30 posted on 01/21/2007 8:00:08 PM PST by Alexander Rubin (Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
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To: perfect stranger

"Makes great popcorn."


31 posted on 01/21/2007 8:14:34 PM PST by beyond the sea ( All lies and jest, still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest)
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To: perfect stranger

"Hey, (insert DUmbocRAT name here), shove this up your @$$!"


32 posted on 01/21/2007 8:34:39 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Jawn Eff Qari - what a maroon!)
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To: teacherwoes
Speaking of Algore and global warming...

We got some snow in the Phoenix area today...

Iknow,Iknow, Iknow!

Bush's fault!

33 posted on 01/21/2007 8:37:20 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Jawn Eff Qari - what a maroon!)
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To: geopyg
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34 posted on 01/21/2007 8:48:29 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: Towsoncrs

1. This is my new top secret weapon for Border Patrol Agents.

2. First I'll raise taxes on health care benefits, then I'll raise taxes on corn!


35 posted on 01/21/2007 8:50:04 PM PST by Founding Father (The Pedophile moHAMmudd (PBUH---Pigblood be upon him))
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To: perfect stranger

See this corn? You want to know about surge. I'll show you a little surge!


36 posted on 01/21/2007 8:50:21 PM PST by jonrick46
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To: perfect stranger

It looks like his watch says it's 10:40am.


37 posted on 01/21/2007 8:51:12 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: jonrick46
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38 posted on 01/21/2007 8:55:54 PM PST by perfect stranger
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To: perfect stranger


I'm sorry Madam Pelosi, are you sure this is the Democratic plan for America?


39 posted on 01/21/2007 8:57:58 PM PST by Tzimisce (How Would Mohammed Vote? Hillary for President! www.dndorks.com)
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To: perfect stranger

"Hey - a little help?!"


40 posted on 01/21/2007 8:58:58 PM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: perfect stranger

There we go! Thanks!


41 posted on 01/21/2007 8:59:47 PM PST by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: word_warrior_bob

Bingo!!


42 posted on 01/21/2007 9:04:43 PM PST by HardStarboard (The Democrats are more afraid of American Victory than Defeat!)
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To: perfect stranger

Hey Hillary; If Bill used up all the cigars on Monica.....


43 posted on 01/21/2007 10:02:48 PM PST by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in Vietnam meant never having to say I was sorry......)
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To: perfect stranger; Slings and Arrows

Must resist pretzel jokes... lest the Bushbot Harpies show up......

:-P


44 posted on 01/22/2007 1:22:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: perfect stranger
Good Night! It's the duelling corns ears. Oh No! I think they're playing the theme song to Deliverence.

President Bush: "Kerry, I understand you got ear!"

Kerry: "Yeah, I got two ears."

President Bush: "You're not talking about Obama are you?"

Kerry, showing his ears: "No, I got these!"

President Bush: "You look just like a hog! Come here piggy, piggy, piggy. You're gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. . ."
45 posted on 01/22/2007 10:14:34 PM PST by jonrick46
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To: perfect stranger

Now who is going to pick this corn if I close the borders?


46 posted on 01/22/2007 10:29:34 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Defeat liberalism, its the right thing to do for America.)
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To: perfect stranger

In an effort to reach out to environmentalists, President Bush introduces the new, improved, biodegradable JDAM.

47 posted on 01/22/2007 10:37:51 PM PST by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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