Posted on 02/01/2007 6:35:01 PM PST by An Old Man
Oh, my! It seems 'global warming' is universal
The sky is falling, and I feel so guilty. This global warming thing is making me feel so guilty.
Sure I drive a gas guzzler, and heat and cool my home, but did I cause this global warming? According to the newspapers, it is my fault and George Bush's for not signing that Kyoto treaty.
But wait, just put "Global Warming, Mars" in your search engine, and guess what? Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn have global warming, too. Their ice caps are shrinking. Something to do with increased solar flare patterns, according to NASA.
Maybe I didn't cause global warming.
Wait just a minute. "Mankind"? Aren't the libs supposed to use "Humankind"? Why, when the news is 'bad', it's "Mankind". I want an apology!
No, it's "personkind".
AL Gore should get himself crucified to atone for the sin of mankind...Gore in Excelsis!
I blame mankind for Al Gore and the Clintons.
Quick, someone tell when was the last time the UN was right about anything?
NOTE: they always leave off the UN part of UN IPCC. I wonder why that is?
That is a very neat graphic george, thank you!
Good post devolve.
"To what politician can I write a check to assuage my guilt"
It's all a Socialist money grab by 3rd World nations and the UN and an extortion scam by algore and Ted Kazinski
It could also spark the death of the UN as U.S. funding dries up.
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"mankind blamed for global warming......."
and the hard-core leftists who believe it will take care of mankind.
just like the propagandists of the 1940's, they will manipulate information and arrange that they will be the arbiters of everything that "mankind" does. (of course, the arbiters of everything will be the new jetsetters of the liberal/marxist/communist age.)
think things are going to hell in a handbasket? just wait until hell actually arrives in the form of a smarmy, bearded, eye-glass wearing,marxist scu&bag, who will negate the concept of private property and remove your expectations of life. (continue to vote democrat)
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