From Pee Wee's Playhouse?
Posted on 02/05/2007 10:15:44 AM PST by Magic Sam
2 shakes is all one is allowed.
Yep, two shakes is OK, three is playing with it.
Then I don't want to know where the expression "three shakes of a lamb's tail" came from.
Thats true but the erection would tip you off that this guy is a perv. too bad the carpenter didnt bring his saw and shorten it up for him.
I knew I would be sorry I alluded to such a delicate topic. Please spare me any more, as I am a lady.
Only if the perp "marries" Massachusetts Congressman Bawney Fwank for the name recognition first.
Better yet, he could "marry" Gerry Studds and Dean Hara. That way it could be a necrophilic polygamous "marriage".
The way things are going up here, that's gotta be just around the corner. I mean, why not? Everything else is, er, "up for grabs" in MA.
I gotta get outta here...
I love the way you said that, very lady like.
Maybe the cops can rough this perv up some more.
From Pee Wee's Playhouse?
LOL
I say give the carpenter a medal for not killing the guy."
I say give him a bigger one if he did off the perp.
One less pervert to be harming kids.
One less pervert to be "rehabilitated" and released.
Catch and release should only be for fishing.
Yep. Parents please remember never let your child go to a public restroom by him/her self. Places that cater to children and families are targets of opportunity for pervs.
Be sure to teach your children how to scream very, very loudly if anyone behaves inappropriately around them. And please do not mince words when you tell your children just what is inappropriate.
We are at war with those who see our children as prey. Be on the offensive as well as the defensive.
The drunks and dopers don't bother me so much, it's the pervs-faggots that do. They are either hitting on young boys, committing perverted acts (that's not "sex" by any standard) in the toilet stalls, or trying to get off by getting a look at you urinating.
These sicko's are using public restrooms to sexually harass/molest anyone who walks into them, and should be arrested for loitering in public washrooms. If the law fails to protect citizens, then citizens have to protect themselves.
Or a Giuliani cabinet position.
Only if you shake it more than three times.
Don't touché me there.
I'd feel a little more comfortable with this if the alleged perv was known to have a record as a sex offender -- and maybe he does. But as it is, everything seems to rest on the carpenter's word. Sometimes the 'hero' at a fire turns out to be the arsonist.
Where's that mohel when you need one?
Let's look at the timeline - enough time elapses for one guy to go upstairs complaining, and the carpenter to go back down there and find him - with 'matters still in hand', so to speak.
Unless he has a serious prostate problem - he ought to have been done with business by then, one would think.
I'd guess that things are as they appear - a perv hanging around the bathroom looking for thrills. Besides, the cops did arrest the guy - I would hope that they did little investigation and assessment to ensure that they weren't compounding a miscarriage of justice.
Skate 3 - brings back memories.
I can't believe that place is still open. I used to go there with my Brownie troop a million years ago, when roller skating to Celebration by Kool and the Gang was the epitome of excitement.
Glad this guy caught the perv. Even way back when it was a rather sketchy place for a hang out. Or maybe that was just the late 70's atmosphere.
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