Posted on 02/06/2007 8:39:00 AM PST by redstates4ever
"Nancy you might need to check your underwear. I think something sneaked out?"
Nancy: "Two Point Nine Trillion?"
Bush: "I will raise you 100 Billion to Three Trillion!"
"Oh George, Three Trillion, you are making me hot!"
Now that I've got the Congress I've always wanted, I think we can get a lot of things done!
1. Stop blinking, you are annoying everyone.
2. Please spit that gum out.
3. Nancy, I'm not talking over you head again, am I?
4. Allah Ackabah! Just kidding.
5. Did you know that John Kerry was in Vietnam?
6. You remember what Hillary did to people that traveled alot, right?
7. You are not my Ma ma.
8. Speaking of Hillary, I have not seen Howard Dean in a while.
9. Oh, that silly Harry there he goes again.
10. Poofy hair, purple blazer. Hey, are you going to another pride parade when you fly back?
"Bring me the votes for amnesty & I'll get you that big jet to California."
Keep screwing around with me and next time I will wring your chicken neck instead of just crushing your hand.
"I think there's some Global Warming coming from your Armani."
"Quit digging those claws into my hand or I'll have to flip you over in front of all these people."
If we get attacked again by these Islamonazis because of you guys emboldening the enemy. Be warned I'm going to delare marshall law, arrest all you and try you for treason. Now smile!
Who's the old ugly bit* h with the plastic face standing next to our POTUS?
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