Posted on 04/22/2007 10:20:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Ahhh....because it's normal?
Wow...my brilliance just overwhelms me at times.
But it’s sooo much easier to be a whining pussy like a Geico caveman.
Or John Edwards.
FYI
A real man is a good father and family man... Very few of those in the liberal ranks (IMO)... A real man spends time with his children and is loving towards them...
First Mate Spunk: Alright, please, everybody, please! Welcome aboard The Raging Queen! Now, of course, I can’t possibly introduce everybody, so you’re just going to have to wear your little name tags. And if that’s the worst thing you’ll wear on this voyage, you’re lucky. Now, before I introduce Captain Ned, there’s some quiche over here, some salad, and some banana bread in the bowl, and there should be a brie around, if someone hasn’t eaten it. And now, here is our own Captain Ned!
[ Captain Ned steps up ]
Captain Ned: Thank you, Mr. Spunk. Gentlemen, we have on board a young man whose name is Miles Cowperthwaite! And I have promised his guardian to teach him the man’s life at sea! To show him man’s ports, such as Key West and San Fransisco! I expect him to be treated manfully! Well, Miles, have you anything to say?
Miles Cowperthwaite: [ stsnds, cheerful ] Well.. I’m very grateful for this opportunity, Captain Ned! Up ‘til now, my life has been the most degrading, pathetic, soul-destroying, humiliating, awful grovel..
Captain Ned: [ interrupting ] That’s enough, Miles.. [ Miles sits ] Now, men, I run a mans’ ship. I will run it in a manful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who act in such a way so as to discredit their manhood and manliness! Do I make myself clear?
To note, my husband is very much a manly man. When he gets mad he will often not say anything to avoid making it worse. Or should I say, he does this when he's upset with me. It drives me nuts. Also he will only really cry over an injury when it's really bad.
That aside, I must laugh about the caveman comment. I was really laughing last week over the one when the caveman is talking to the doll in the psych's office. My husband just looked at me with a straight face and said, "Us cavemen don't find that humorous."
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Men are not interested in “female stuff.”
...........um, could you define “female stuff”
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
#1 reason - chicks dig a manly man
ok, I agree with you
.......but there’s other “stuff” that can be pretty interesting ie. “body parts”
And guns.
Regards
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
So you believe it's healthy to keep everything all bottled up until one becomes a basketcase, then driven to drink to excess, or kill 32 people?
OK..you go out and kill that deer but you had better make darn sure you don't bring the carcass home so us women have to deal with it's left over bodily functions,
the scrapbook pictures of you wearing it's antlers on your head,
having to listen to your emotional hooping and hollering about the big "catch"
or sending us down to the mall to buy a plaque for you to put the thing on. :)~
Just because a guy has a headful of issues and opinions and is willing to share them with either males or females, doesn't mean he's a pussy, whimp, or some mind controlled feminist robot.
Yeah, right, all men who aren’t whining crybabies are potential mass murderers, according to you? Did Oprah tell you that?
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