Skip to comments.The Ham Sandwich From Hell
Posted on 04/25/2007 4:33:40 AM PDT by expatguy
Benign and seemingly harmless to many, above we see the "ham sandwich" from hell. Unless your name is Mama Cass or you happen to be a Muslim, then you have nothing to worry about.
The "ham sandwich" is the natural predator of devout Muslims around the globe. While it might seem to be nothing more than an innoculous organic compound to some, or perhaps a tasty lunch menu item to others, the "ham sandwich" inflicts fear and terror into the hearts and minds of Muslims, and possesses the the capacity to devour the very soul of a Muslim should they happen to venture to close to it.
Whether it is Minnesota cab drivers refusing passengers who are carrying alcohol or students in Maine frightened and offended by a ham sandwich, Im constantly amazed at both the audacity of these new immigrants and the gullibility of well-meaning Americans who zealously fall all over themselves in these futile and pathetic attempts to appease.
Aided and abbetted by liberal politicians and quisling propagandists, the effrontery and supposed indignity of these reprobates is not founded in any religious doctrine. It is founded in their desire to recreate America into a sick parody of their own home countries, or as it is in many cases, simply to achive "victimhood" ($$$).
Claiming that the "close proximity" to either alcohol or pork violates the tenets of their religion is nothing more than cleverly crafted subterfuge with the sole intent of striking it big in the litigation lottery.
The reality is that Muslims, like Jews or even Rastafarians for that matter abstain for eating pork as one of the tenets of their religion.
So when Steven Wessler, the executive director with the Center for the Prevention of Hate Violence says that the close proximity of a "ham sandwich" is "extraordinarily hurtful and degrading" to Muslims and that their "religion prohibits them from being around ham...[sic]". he just proves himself to be either a charlatan or a patsy.
Unless you have a Somalian student hogtied and are shoving baby back ribs and beer down his throat then you basically have nothing to worry about.
On that note, in my many years spent in both Indonesia and Malaysia I have never once come across a Muslim taxi driver who has refused a passenger who was carrying alcohol or heard of a Muslim who believed that the "close proximity" of pork violated the tenets of their religion.
Dont Be Duped!!!
Gosh, from the way some of these idiots carry on, the only weapon you need in the war on terror is said Ham Sandwich!!
That thing needs to be indicted (after I take a bite).
Even if it were the religion of peace, I would have to pass on the glories of Islam since it would deny me the joy of determining how and where I spend eternity.
It’s long been said that a good prosecutor can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. Now I understand why.
This is just like the Imams who got thrown off the airplane. It is a scam for money.
All the Muslims we've killed or who have blown themselves up should be buried with hog parts. Might just win this thing really quickly.
Public schools are not supposed to involve themselves in religious matters. The fact that this school enforces the religious mores of the Islamic faith is a violation of the Constitution.
I saw an article posted here yesterday about this. How would the immigrant children know what a ham sandwich looks like, if it has always been forbidden to them?
Yeah, kind of silly thought.
He knows all about ham but apparently nothing of their individual soul or heart.
No wonder they fear him he's at best a fraud and at worst a psychopath. In fact that describes most muslims.
One said it looks like America and Britain are becoming Islamic extremists while they expect the rest of the Muslim world to be moderates.
Spam is better.
It is difficult to dip/smear a bullet with actual HAM. You can grip half a dozen 7.62 in your hand and dip them easily. You can treat even more .223—but I personally don’t favor the mousegun these days.
It’s good—in SO MANY ways.
I ythink BBQ Pork sounds good with BBQ beans with onions & bacon.
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