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Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming
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Posted on 04/30/2007 10:10:39 AM PDT by Omega Man II

Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming

By Biff Scuzzy

Apr 30, 2007, 09:02

NEW YORK - Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise of global warming.

Speaking yesterday afternoon at the Earth Institute's annual solar picnic in New York's Central Park, Mr. Gore declared, "If one out of two mothers in developed countries were to breast feed their children, the mean temperature of the Earth could be lowered one degree by the year 2090."

As he stood beneath a banner that read, "Use your globes to save ours," the former vice president explained how the production, transportation, and preparation of one quart of cow's milk added to the increase in global warming, but the production of one quart of breast milk did not.

Mr. Gore was then joined on stage by his wife, Tipper, spokeswoman for the Earth Institute "Tits for Tots" campaign. Mrs. Gore removed her blouse and demonstrated proper breast feeding techniques on an infant mannequin.

After she had finished her demonstration and had acknowledged the cheers of the crowd, Mr. Gore shouted, "What Tipper just did would get her stared at and mocked in many public places in the United States, even though she's got a fine rack for a woman her age. I mean, any age. Are those some good-looking puppies or what?"

an image Mr. Gore then kissed his wife passionately before she quit the stage.

The former vice president concluded his remarks by urging lawmakers at the state and national levels to pass legislation making it illegal for anyone to stare at or to make lewd remarks about women breast feeding in public places such as buses, restaurants, and amusement parks.

"If you grew 'em, your kids can chew 'em," said Mr. Gore. "Hey, that would make a great campaign slogan, wouldn't it?"


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1 posted on 04/30/2007 10:10:41 AM PDT by Omega Man II
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To: Omega Man II

Um, OK, thanks, Al! I’m sure you’ve done extensive research on all of your topics... [clears throat]...


2 posted on 04/30/2007 10:12:16 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The most dangerous place in the world is between Hillary and the Oval Office)
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To: Omega Man II

The reason he’s so hot on the issue, Algore still feeds that way.


3 posted on 04/30/2007 10:12:23 AM PDT by Al Gator (Refusing to "stoop to your enemy's level", gets you cut off at the knees.)
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To: Omega Man II

i suspect a huge joke here. good one


4 posted on 04/30/2007 10:12:54 AM PDT by mfnorman (Jack Murtha: a Lee Harvey Oswald type of marine)
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To: Omega Man II
Use your globes to save ours

that might have tagline potential... hmm...
5 posted on 04/30/2007 10:12:59 AM PDT by verum ago (The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
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To: Omega Man II
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
6 posted on 04/30/2007 10:14:18 AM PDT by meanie monster
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To: secret garden; Gabz; xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Texan5

ROTFLMAO!!!


7 posted on 04/30/2007 10:14:29 AM PDT by tioga
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To: Slings and Arrows; Huntress; martin_fierro

Hmm.

Kind of reminds you of “Breasts, not Bombs”, no?


8 posted on 04/30/2007 10:14:29 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (Why vote for Duncan Hunter in 2008? Look at my profile.)
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To: Omega Man II

I see Scott Ott has competition.


9 posted on 04/30/2007 10:14:33 AM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: verum ago
Oh, that Al! Always looking for ways to tittilate his audience!
10 posted on 04/30/2007 10:14:43 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The most dangerous place in the world is between Hillary and the Oval Office)
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To: Omega Man II
Geez, the thing is I can really see him saying this, I had to do a double take to see if it was humor or real!
11 posted on 04/30/2007 10:14:59 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
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To: Omega Man II

I’ll check back later when the creativity of the FR world has had a real go at this one...


12 posted on 04/30/2007 10:15:22 AM PDT by hardworking (Being a rapist is one thing, but cheating at golf? Are you sure you want Bubba in the W.H.?)
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To: COBOL2Java

What a BOOB!


13 posted on 04/30/2007 10:15:55 AM PDT by 70th Division (If we loose the Republic we have lost it all.)
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To: Omega Man II

Well, we can rule out those rumors that he’s running for POTUS now....

Didn’t Clinton once say, “If an intern grew ‘em, I can chew ‘em”???


14 posted on 04/30/2007 10:16:01 AM PDT by TWohlford
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To: COBOL2Java

So abreast of earth saving trends!


15 posted on 04/30/2007 10:16:52 AM PDT by verum ago (The Iranian Space Agency: set phasers to jihad!)
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To: Omega Man II
Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming

Doomonyou says algore is a clinically insane.

16 posted on 04/30/2007 10:16:57 AM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Me thinks Bill made this known to Al.
“Say Al, this global warming thing, it needs a little pizazz, and I got just the thing” Bill has volunteered to personally promote exposed breasts as a way to reduce global warming.


17 posted on 04/30/2007 10:17:43 AM PDT by Waverunner
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To: Omega Man II

I suspect this is satire.


18 posted on 04/30/2007 10:18:05 AM PDT by American Quilter (You can't negotiate with people who are dedicated to your destruction.)
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To: Omega Man II
Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise of global warming.

I LOVE this nut. He's worth a million laughs. The first thing I thought about is just how did he do the research on this subject. LOL! The visuals are hilarious. ;o)

19 posted on 04/30/2007 10:18:08 AM PDT by NRA2BFree ("The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves!")
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To: Omega Man II

So THAT’S how he put on all that weight. Cut back on the dairy bub!


20 posted on 04/30/2007 10:20:23 AM PDT by MomwithHope
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To: Omega Man II

This thread is worthless without pecks!.......


21 posted on 04/30/2007 10:23:25 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: Omega Man II
I like a good parody that starts off marginally credible (indicting the subject by the silliness being believable) then getting progressively more absurd. NMPR’s April fools stories have this down to an art form.
22 posted on 04/30/2007 10:27:36 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
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To: Omega Man II

I like a good parody that starts off marginally credible (indicting the subject by the silliness being believeable) then getting progressively more absurd. NPR’s april fools stories have this down to an art form.


23 posted on 04/30/2007 10:27:45 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed (Your FRiendly FReeper Patent Attorney)
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To: Omega Man II

You had me going until “Tits for Tots.”


24 posted on 04/30/2007 10:29:29 AM PDT by TxCopper
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To: Omega Man II
Don't chicken out, use'em!


25 posted on 04/30/2007 10:29:32 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: Omega Man II
I wonder what his opinion is regarding preparation of cafe latte?


26 posted on 04/30/2007 10:30:03 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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To: VRWCmember

I would be happy to feed off her, if only to save the earth.


27 posted on 04/30/2007 10:33:06 AM PDT by HarmlessLovableFuzzball
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To: Omega Man II
Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise of global warming.

The only thing this bozo has said that works for me!

(8-}

28 posted on 04/30/2007 10:33:15 AM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: tioga

My fear is that someone will post that pic of Fat Ted on the boat.


29 posted on 04/30/2007 10:33:21 AM PDT by secret garden (Dubiety reigns here)
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To: HarmlessLovableFuzzball

The things I’m willing to do for my planet!


30 posted on 04/30/2007 10:34:35 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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To: Omega Man II

what a BOOB!


31 posted on 04/30/2007 10:34:41 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Omega Man II
If one out of two mothers in developed countries were to breast feed their children, the mean temperature of the Earth could be lowered one degree by the year 2090.

He made that up.

32 posted on 04/30/2007 10:34:57 AM PDT by You Dirty Rats (I Love Free Republic!)
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To: camle

Let’s nip this thing in the bud quickly!


33 posted on 04/30/2007 10:36:23 AM PDT by aviator (Armored Pest Control)
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To: Omega Man II
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"You know, education - if you make the most of it - you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck believing in algore and global warming."

34 posted on 04/30/2007 10:37:17 AM PDT by teacherwoes (A fugitive from a Democrat Congress)
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To: Omega Man II

This would be the same Al Gore that pissed in that whirlpool bath on SNL. ( that is true! )


35 posted on 04/30/2007 10:37:56 AM PDT by Beagle8U (FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super Walmart for news .)
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To: Omega Man II

I think that Gore has really missed the true potential of this solution to Global Warming. He’s only confined it to babies and their mothers. However, Global Warming is SO serious of an issue that we’ve got to do everything possible to cool the planet - NO sacrifice is too high. Therefore, I think that Gore should propose making this mandatory for all people (but especially males, who consume more milk because they are larger). We could even harness the power of the capitalistic system by giving women an incentive to produce and provide more milk, by folding this program in with the carbon credit program that Gore has already proposed.

:>)


36 posted on 04/30/2007 10:40:21 AM PDT by Ancesthntr
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To: Omega Man II

the guy is the biggest boob since Joe McCarthy


37 posted on 04/30/2007 10:41:42 AM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: VRWCmember

And to think that I was feeling guilty for not doing my part. Apparently, I have! /sarc


38 posted on 04/30/2007 10:42:20 AM PDT by jnygrl
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To: aviator

naw! this is the kind of thing
I can really sink me teeth inta!


39 posted on 04/30/2007 10:43:42 AM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Omega Man II

“”If one out of two mothers in developed countries were to breast feed their children, the mean temperature of the Earth could be lowered one degree by the year 2090.””

Bwhahahahahah

I cant believe anyone is taking him seriously anymore!


40 posted on 04/30/2007 10:44:10 AM PDT by N3WBI3 (Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....)
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To: aviator
Let’s nip this thing in the bud quickly!

Would that be the left bud or the right bud? And when did we start calling them buds anyway?

41 posted on 04/30/2007 10:44:33 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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To: Omega Man II
“”If one out of two mothers in developed countries were to breast feed their children, the mean temperature of the Earth could be lowered one degree by the year 2090.””

Umm Albie, women who breastfeed eat more, thus more food has to be grown and transported...

42 posted on 04/30/2007 10:45:31 AM PDT by N3WBI3 (Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....)
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To: Omega Man II

I dare ya to post this over a at DU.com, I double dog dare ya!


43 posted on 04/30/2007 10:45:53 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: N3WBI3
I cant believe anyone is taking him seriously anymore!

If you were to click the link to read the "article" at its source, you would find the following news stories as well:

In other news, Alec Baldwin has hired two extra body guards to protect him against possible reprisals from his daughter, Ireland, who is said to be livid because Mr. Baldwin called her a "rude little pig."

Other Headlines:

Rosie O'Donnell Replaced by Don Imus on The View

Sheryl Crow's Cat Demands More Litter Paper

Lindsay Lohan Falls in NFL Draft

Hugh Grant, Richard Gere, Alec Baldwin Make Apologies

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that perhaps this story is satire.

44 posted on 04/30/2007 10:51:53 AM PDT by VRWCmember (Go Rudy Go! (And take McCain with you!))
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To: N3WBI3
Umm Albie, women who breastfeed eat more, thus more food has to be grown and transported...

I cant believe anyone is taking him seriously anymore!

This is satire, not real news.

45 posted on 04/30/2007 10:52:39 AM PDT by Ancesthntr
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To: Omega Man II

AND, if every man would pee off the back porch, think of all the water we would save.

Guys, this is all Great news....it’s back to the caves.


46 posted on 04/30/2007 10:54:12 AM PDT by Gator113
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To: Omega Man II
Folks you cannot make this stuff up. That the MSM giving this guy coverage is unbelievable.
47 posted on 04/30/2007 10:54:38 AM PDT by Uncle Hal
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"If you grew 'em, your kids can chew 'em," said Mr. Gore. "Hey, that would make a great campaign slogan, wouldn't it?"
48 posted on 04/30/2007 10:55:00 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Got Towel?)
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To: Ancesthntr

yea, I gotta read the whole thing before responding.. And I did it twice... ugg

Still it says something that I would not be amazed if Al Gore came out and said this..


49 posted on 04/30/2007 10:55:56 AM PDT by N3WBI3 (Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak....)
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To: Omega Man II
They are alreading heeding his advice in the Far East.
50 posted on 04/30/2007 11:06:54 AM PDT by Daffynition (If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.)
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