Skip to comments.Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders
Posted on 05/01/2007 8:01:42 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Reid: Bush Must Halt Slaying of Terrorist Leaders
by Scott Ott
(2007-05-01) As unconfirmed news broke that the chief of al-Qaeda in Iraq may have been killed in a battle with a rival terror group, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid called on President George Bush to step in and halt the slaying of terror leaders.
Its a known fact that every time a terror leader is killed, another rises to take his place, said Sen. Reid. Therefore, the only way to stop the spawning of new terror leaders is to halt the slaying of the current ones.
The Nevada Democrat said Mr. Bush should petition the United Nations to send in an unarmed peacekeeping force to protect the known terror leaders from accidental or intentional execution by Iraqi and U.S. forces, as well as by their own colleagues in the terror industry.
If these guys keep getting knocked off, Sen. Reid said, how will we ever build relationships that lead to negotiations and peace treaties? The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him. When Democrats talk about bringing stability to the region, this is what we mean.
“Kumbayah, my Lord, Kumbayah!
Someone’s whining, Lord, Kumbayah...”
Scott Ott for FauxPresident ‘08!! ;-)
I was more frightened at believing the headline was real than I was of the headline itself.
This story is fake but true.
Because it could be?
Reid IS siding with terrorists...think not, OK read the article.
Pay attention and get motivated.
It Scrappleface, but he hits it so close to home you don’t know if it’s real or not, man is he good.
“The longer a terror leader stays at the helm, the more we can get to know him.”
Yeah Harry, YOU’VE been around quite a long time and we’re getting to know you REAL well. It’s time YOU said goodbye.
This guy is THE definition of the word MORON.
They have NO idea who we’re all up against. Not a clue.
Again, I thought this was real until I noticed the Scrappleface byline. The Democrats really have gone so far off the deep end that they are self-parodies, so actual parodies are harder and harder to spot...
sadly, based on Sen Reid’s recent treason I actually thought this might be true.
Harry Reid read this and immediately held a news conference.
He stated he agrees with this completely.
What’s so terribly sad is when reading it I thought it was true. I wouldn’t have been a bit surprised if he really would have said such a thing.
At first I thought that this was a real article. That is how crazy that man is. This is really something that he would say!
He could easily have said, “Therefore, the only way to stop the spread of the flu virus is to halt the innoculation of potential victims.”
This guy is more dangerous than anyone in the Al-Qaeda organization.
Actually...it ISN'T that funny, being as true as it is...
He’s full of good advice - we just need to listen to him.
He’s going to make an announcement soon on why we shouldn’t use bullets because lead pollutes the atmosphere.
Of course, not everyone does that (like me.)