[dighton]

A hijacked big rig that police believed was carrying tons of potentially dangerous fertilizer was actually holding a less threatening cargo — vacuum cleaners . . .

Excuse me, those things are scary.

(Public private joke. Everyone else, carry on).

[MozarkDawg]

Excuse me, those things are scary.

Reason No. 856 why it is better to have a dog for a pet than a cat: