Caption This Picture of Kerry and Shrum

The Boston Globe ^ | 5/28/07 | Boston Globe

[randita]

Caption this picture of Kerry and Schrum:

[Doogle]

"Sorry John, their right...if you lean just a bit forward, I'll be able to tell you the time from the clock on the wall over there.....

[goldstategop]

Kerry: "I lost because you told me to be for it when I should have been against it."

Shrum: "You're the one who couldn't pick a position and stick to it when the wind shifted direction. Get lost, pal."

Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Liberty Valance]

"Careful out there John. We overplayed our hand and
the pendulum is starting to swing back the other way..."

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Shrum: “Dude! I can’t front you any more pocket change. I don’t care if Teresa cut you off!”

[ErnBatavia]

Still wearing that “Can I get me a hunting license here?” jacket, I see.

[MacDorcha]

Shrum “I wish I could quit you”

Kerry “I wish you would”

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Shrum “You smell nice”

Kerry “I would think so, it’s your scent- Ode de Failure”

[geezerwheezer]

“See that broad over there with the big gazoombies? That’s Bill Clinton’s personal trainer now when Hillary is in D.C.”

[Diogenesis]

"Have Novak leak Palme's name. Blame it on Cheney."

[billhilly]

We’re both losers but the little people don’t know it.

[badgerlandjim]

"...and remember... no more blather about Christmas in Cambodia..."

[joshhiggins]

Yup! Two little puncture wounds about an inch and a half apart.

Should of drove a stake through her heart when you had the chance.

[expatpat]

John, your fly is undone......

[MinuteGal]

"Your jacket is one nauseating color."

"So is yours."

"Your scarf clashes with your jacket."

"So does yours."

"We think so much alike, you should be my vice-presidential running mate in '08."

"I accept. Gotta run. See ya later, Shrum, old chap."

Leni

[raccoonradio]

“May I be the first one to call you...loser?”

>>Kerry had slept only two hours the night before. He was sitting in a small hotel room at the Westin Copley (in a small irony of history, next door to the hotel where his grandfather, a boom-and-bust businessman, shot himself some 80 years ago). Bob Shrum, Kerry’s friend and close adviser, couldn’t resist the moment. “May I be the first to say ‘Mr. President’?” said Shrum.

[wheelright]

“John, you should think about another botox treatment. Make that appointment soon, John.”

[GoldHorde]

Kerry: What’s that?
Shrum: I have to poop first.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Doesn't Shrum get credited with the dreaded “Olympic rings” (to use a baseball analogy) by being zero for five in campaign attempts?

[river rat]

A pair of leftist losers

[johnny7]

“Can I get me a hunting license here?”

LOL... he spent a whole day watching “Petticoat Junction” episodes to get that down pat.

[Condor51]

I knew something was 'wrong' with that picture when I first opened this thread - and I was right.

It's from Jan 2004 and Kerry threw that Barn Coat away on Nov 13th 2004.

[jetson]

"John, you have a stand of TP trailing behind your left shoe."

[COBOL2Java]

"Tell me again how we managed to get your forehead crazy-glued to my cheek?"

[So Circumstanced]

“Sorry to tell you Bob, the writing is on the wall for all of us Democrat bird brains.”

[RoseofTexas]

DUMB AND DUMBER

[big'ol_freeper]

“I thought you were the master of the flip-flop...but Romney sure has you beat.”

[martin_fierro]

Commentators often point out a "curse" associated with the presidential campaigns that he [Shrum] runs since he has yet to claim victory for any of his candidates in over eight presidential elections.[2] Other insiders point to Shrum's involvement in the Kerry campaign as detrimental, citing that Shrum (and his firm's partners) will be getting a $5 million cut for Kerry's media buys (another $3 million will go to other media firms used by the campaign) which likely tainted his advice [3]. Interestingly, during Kerry's improbable comeback during the Iowa caucuses in fall of 2003, Shrum was on a 10-day vacation in France. [4]

[bray]

About that, “let me be the first to call you Mr President”...

[Caipirabob]

"I won't support you in 2008 because you're an arrogant blue-blooded spaz with delusions of grandeur, a treasonous coward who betrayed his own brother soldiers during a time of war, a gigolo and *sniff*...you smell funny..."

[albee]

Shrum: I don't want to say this out loud, but,.....

"You are full of crap!"

[crazyshrink]

Just keep telling yourself “YOU ARE NOT A LOSER”. The people are too dumb to see the truth.

[ShorelineMike]

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[reagan_fanatic]

"About 50 yards to your left is a news reporter and a bum begging for money. I'll distract the reporter with these nude pictures of Theresa and throw my coat over the bum's head while you sprint past, OK?"

[hattend]

"John, we'll always have Paris..."

[pogo101]

Curse of the Shrummy.

Every 4 years he rises from the salons and custom tailor shops of Washington, from the resorts of Amalfi and southern France.

Rises again to ... suck the donations, the campaign funding of another liberal would-be president.

THE SHRUMMY.

It has been nearly 4 years. The Shrummy must FEED!

[They'reGone2000]

Speaking of Dumb and Dumber:

Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) was given the Chancellor’s Medal yesterday before delivering the commencement speech at UMass-Dartmouth’s 107th graduation ceremony, where he addressed students, family and faculty.

Teresa Heinz Kerry received an honorary degree for philanthropy.

[Slings and Arrows]

Schmoozers and losers.