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Caption This Picture of Kerry and Shrum
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Posted on 05/28/2007 5:53:45 AM PDT by randita
Caption this picture of Kerry and Schrum:
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TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: captionarama; kerry; schrum
posted on 05/28/2007 5:53:46 AM PDT
"Sorry John, their right...if you lean just a bit forward, I'll be able to tell you the time from the clock on the wall over there.....
posted on 05/28/2007 5:56:33 AM PDT
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
Kerry: "I lost because you told me to be for it when I should have been against it."
Shrum: "You're the one who couldn't pick a position and stick to it when the wind shifted direction. Get lost, pal."
Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus
posted on 05/28/2007 5:57:07 AM PDT
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
"Careful out there John. We overplayed our hand and
the pendulum is starting to swing back the other way..."
posted on 05/28/2007 5:57:54 AM PDT
by Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
Shrum: “Dude! I can’t front you any more pocket change. I don’t care if Teresa cut you off!”
posted on 05/28/2007 5:58:23 AM PDT
by Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
Still wearing that “Can I get me a hunting license here?” jacket, I see.
posted on 05/28/2007 5:58:55 AM PDT
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
Shrum “I wish I could quit you”
Kerry “I wish you would”
Shrum “You smell nice”
Kerry “I would think so, it’s your scent- Ode de Failure”
posted on 05/28/2007 5:59:50 AM PDT
(Peace is not the highest goal - freedom is. -LachlanMinnesota)
“See that broad over there with the big gazoombies? That’s Bill Clinton’s personal trainer now when Hillary is in D.C.”
posted on 05/28/2007 6:02:00 AM PDT
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
"Have Novak leak Palme's name. Blame it on Cheney."
posted on 05/28/2007 6:04:24 AM PDT
(Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
We’re both losers but the little people don’t know it.
posted on 05/28/2007 6:11:22 AM PDT
(My former tag line.)
"...and remember... no more blather about Christmas in Cambodia..."
posted on 05/28/2007 6:12:22 AM PDT
(Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
Yup! Two little puncture wounds about an inch and a half apart.
Should of drove a stake through her heart when you had the chance.
posted on 05/28/2007 6:12:25 AM PDT
(O you who believe! do not take the MUSLIMS for friends)
John, your fly is undone......
posted on 05/28/2007 6:13:34 AM PDT
"Your jacket is one nauseating color."
"So is yours."
"Your scarf clashes with your jacket."
"So does yours."
"We think so much alike, you should be my vice-presidential running mate in '08."
"I accept. Gotta run. See ya later, Shrum, old chap."
posted on 05/28/2007 6:19:58 AM PDT
(The Freeper Caribbean Beach Resort Vacation Getaway,Thread is Up! Use keywords "FReeps Ashore".)
“May I be the first one to call you...loser?”
>>Kerry had slept only two hours the night before. He was sitting in a small hotel room at the Westin Copley (in a small irony of history, next door to the hotel where his grandfather, a boom-and-bust businessman, shot himself some 80 years ago). Bob Shrum, Kerry’s friend and close adviser, couldn’t resist the moment. “May I be the first to say ‘Mr. President’?” said Shrum.
“John, you should think about another botox treatment. Make that appointment soon, John.”
Kerry: What’s that?
Shrum: I have to poop first.
posted on 05/28/2007 6:28:51 AM PDT
(iron sharpens iron, so one another)
Doesn't Shrum get credited with the dreaded “Olympic rings” (to use a baseball analogy) by being zero for five in campaign attempts?
posted on 05/28/2007 6:29:59 AM PDT
(I buy gas for my SUV with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
posted on 05/28/2007 6:56:32 AM PDT
by river rat
(Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
Can I get me a hunting license here?
LOL... he spent a whole day watching Petticoat Junction episodes to get that down pat.
posted on 05/28/2007 6:56:39 AM PDT
("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
I knew something was 'wrong' with that picture when I first opened this thread - and I was right.
It's from Jan 2004 and Kerry threw that Barn Coat away on Nov 13th 2004.
posted on 05/28/2007 6:58:42 AM PDT
(Rudy makes John Kerry look like a Right Wing 'Gun Nut' Extremist)
"John, you have a stand of TP trailing behind your left shoe."
posted on 05/28/2007 7:04:26 AM PDT
"Tell me again how we managed to get your forehead crazy-glued to my cheek?"
posted on 05/28/2007 7:06:46 AM PDT
(The Democrat Party: radical Islam's last hope)
“Sorry to tell you Bob, the writing is on the wall for all of us Democrat bird brains.”
DUMB AND DUMBER
“I thought you were the master of the flip-flop...but Romney sure has you beat.”
posted on 05/28/2007 7:20:37 AM PDT
(It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
About that, “let me be the first to call you Mr President”...
posted on 05/28/2007 7:29:10 AM PDT
(The co-clintons freed more terrorists than they killed)
"I won't support you in 2008 because you're an arrogant blue-blooded spaz with delusions of grandeur, a treasonous coward who betrayed his own brother soldiers during a time of war, a gigolo and *sniff*...you smell funny..."
posted on 05/28/2007 7:39:01 AM PDT
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
Shrum: I don't want to say this out loud, but,.....
"You are full of crap!"
posted on 05/28/2007 7:59:29 AM PDT
(The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
Just keep telling yourself “YOU ARE NOT A LOSER”. The people are too dumb to see the truth.
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posted on 05/29/2007 9:58:16 AM PDT
(Constituo, ergo sum.)
"About 50 yards to your left is a news reporter and a bum begging for money. I'll distract the reporter with these nude pictures of Theresa and throw my coat over the bum's head while you sprint past, OK?"
"John, we'll always have Paris..."
posted on 05/29/2007 10:15:18 AM PDT
(Two thirds of the world is covered by water, the other third is covered by Champ Bailey - Go Broncos)
Curse of the Shrummy.
Every 4 years he rises from the salons and custom tailor shops of Washington, from the resorts of Amalfi and southern France.
Rises again to ... suck the donations, the campaign funding of another liberal would-be president.
It has been nearly 4 years. The Shrummy must FEED!
posted on 05/29/2007 11:24:51 AM PDT
Speaking of Dumb and Dumber:
Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) was given the Chancellors Medal yesterday before delivering the commencement speech at UMass-Dartmouths 107th graduation ceremony, where he addressed students, family and faculty.
Teresa Heinz Kerry received an honorary degree for philanthropy.
posted on 05/29/2007 11:48:35 AM PDT
(And I DON'T want to have to change my name to They'reBack2008!)
Schmoozers and losers.
posted on 05/29/2007 12:06:43 PM PDT
by Slings and Arrows
("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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