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Caption This Picture of Kerry and Shrum
The Boston Globe ^ | 5/28/07 | Boston Globe

Posted on 05/28/2007 5:53:45 AM PDT by randita

Caption this picture of Kerry and Schrum:

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TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: captionarama; kerry; schrum

1 posted on 05/28/2007 5:53:46 AM PDT by randita
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To: randita

"Sorry John, their right...if you lean just a bit forward, I'll be able to tell you the time from the clock on the wall over there.....

2 posted on 05/28/2007 5:56:33 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
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To: randita
Kerry: "I lost because you told me to be for it when I should have been against it."

Shrum: "You're the one who couldn't pick a position and stick to it when the wind shifted direction. Get lost, pal."

Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

3 posted on 05/28/2007 5:57:07 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: randita


"Careful out there John. We overplayed our hand and
the pendulum is starting to swing back the other way..."
4 posted on 05/28/2007 5:57:54 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: randita

Shrum: “Dude! I can’t front you any more pocket change. I don’t care if Teresa cut you off!”


5 posted on 05/28/2007 5:58:23 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: randita

Still wearing that “Can I get me a hunting license here?” jacket, I see.


6 posted on 05/28/2007 5:58:55 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: randita

Shrum “I wish I could quit you”

Kerry “I wish you would”


Shrum “You smell nice”

Kerry “I would think so, it’s your scent- Ode de Failure”


7 posted on 05/28/2007 5:59:50 AM PDT by MacDorcha (Peace is not the highest goal - freedom is. -LachlanMinnesota)
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To: randita

“See that broad over there with the big gazoombies? That’s Bill Clinton’s personal trainer now when Hillary is in D.C.”


8 posted on 05/28/2007 6:02:00 AM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: randita

"Have Novak leak Palme's name. Blame it on Cheney."

9 posted on 05/28/2007 6:04:24 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: randita

We’re both losers but the little people don’t know it.


10 posted on 05/28/2007 6:11:22 AM PDT by billhilly (My former tag line.)
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To: randita
"...and remember... no more blather about Christmas in Cambodia..."

11 posted on 05/28/2007 6:12:22 AM PDT by badgerlandjim (Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
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To: randita
Yup! Two little puncture wounds about an inch and a half apart.

Should of drove a stake through her heart when you had the chance.

12 posted on 05/28/2007 6:12:25 AM PDT by joshhiggins (O you who believe! do not take the MUSLIMS for friends)
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To: randita

John, your fly is undone......


13 posted on 05/28/2007 6:13:34 AM PDT by expatpat
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To: randita
"Your jacket is one nauseating color."

"So is yours."

"Your scarf clashes with your jacket."

"So does yours."

"We think so much alike, you should be my vice-presidential running mate in '08."

"I accept. Gotta run. See ya later, Shrum, old chap."

Leni

14 posted on 05/28/2007 6:19:58 AM PDT by MinuteGal (The Freeper Caribbean Beach Resort Vacation Getaway,Thread is Up! Use keywords "FReeps Ashore".)
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To: randita

“May I be the first one to call you...loser?”

>>Kerry had slept only two hours the night before. He was sitting in a small hotel room at the Westin Copley (in a small irony of history, next door to the hotel where his grandfather, a boom-and-bust businessman, shot himself some 80 years ago). Bob Shrum, Kerry’s friend and close adviser, couldn’t resist the moment. “May I be the first to say ‘Mr. President’?” said Shrum.


15 posted on 05/28/2007 6:22:31 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: MinuteGal

“John, you should think about another botox treatment. Make that appointment soon, John.”


16 posted on 05/28/2007 6:26:22 AM PDT by wheelright
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To: randita

Kerry: What’s that?
Shrum: I have to poop first.


17 posted on 05/28/2007 6:28:51 AM PDT by GoldHorde (iron sharpens iron, so one another)
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To: randita
Doesn't Shrum get credited with the dreaded “Olympic rings” (to use a baseball analogy) by being zero for five in campaign attempts?
18 posted on 05/28/2007 6:29:59 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I buy gas for my SUV with the Carbon Offsets I sell on Ebay!)
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To: randita

A pair of leftist losers


19 posted on 05/28/2007 6:56:32 AM PDT by river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)
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To: ErnBatavia
“Can I get me a hunting license here?”

LOL... he spent a whole day watching “Petticoat Junction” episodes to get that down pat.

20 posted on 05/28/2007 6:56:39 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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To: randita
I knew something was 'wrong' with that picture when I first opened this thread - and I was right.

It's from Jan 2004 and Kerry threw that Barn Coat away on Nov 13th 2004.

21 posted on 05/28/2007 6:58:42 AM PDT by Condor51 (Rudy makes John Kerry look like a Right Wing 'Gun Nut' Extremist)
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To: randita

"John, you have a stand of TP trailing behind your left shoe."

22 posted on 05/28/2007 7:04:26 AM PDT by jetson
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To: randita

"Tell me again how we managed to get your forehead crazy-glued to my cheek?"


23 posted on 05/28/2007 7:06:46 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The Democrat Party: radical Islam's last hope)
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To: randita

“Sorry to tell you Bob, the writing is on the wall for all of us Democrat bird brains.”


24 posted on 05/28/2007 7:08:37 AM PDT by So Circumstanced
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To: COBOL2Java
DUMB AND DUMBER

25 posted on 05/28/2007 7:18:18 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: randita

“I thought you were the master of the flip-flop...but Romney sure has you beat.”


26 posted on 05/28/2007 7:20:37 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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To: randita
Commentators often point out a "curse" associated with the presidential campaigns that he [Shrum] runs since he has yet to claim victory for any of his candidates in over eight presidential elections.[2] Other insiders point to Shrum's involvement in the Kerry campaign as detrimental, citing that Shrum (and his firm's partners) will be getting a $5 million cut for Kerry's media buys (another $3 million will go to other media firms used by the campaign) which likely tainted his advice [3]. Interestingly, during Kerry's improbable comeback during the Iowa caucuses in fall of 2003, Shrum was on a 10-day vacation in France. [4]
27 posted on 05/28/2007 7:26:48 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: randita

About that, “let me be the first to call you Mr President”...


28 posted on 05/28/2007 7:29:10 AM PDT by bray (The co-clintons freed more terrorists than they killed)
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To: randita

"I won't support you in 2008 because you're an arrogant blue-blooded spaz with delusions of grandeur, a treasonous coward who betrayed his own brother soldiers during a time of war, a gigolo and *sniff*...you smell funny..."

29 posted on 05/28/2007 7:39:01 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: randita
Shrum: I don't want to say this out loud, but,.....

"You are full of crap!"

30 posted on 05/28/2007 7:59:29 AM PDT by albee (The best thing you can do for the poor is.....not be one of them. - Eric Hoffer)
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To: albee

Just keep telling yourself “YOU ARE NOT A LOSER”. The people are too dumb to see the truth.


31 posted on 05/28/2007 8:42:31 AM PDT by crazyshrink
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; A knight without armor; aardvark1; albee; albertp; ...
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32 posted on 05/29/2007 9:58:16 AM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: randita


"About 50 yards to your left is a news reporter and a bum begging for money. I'll distract the reporter with these nude pictures of Theresa and throw my coat over the bum's head while you sprint past, OK?"
33 posted on 05/29/2007 10:06:59 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Put illegals on ICE)
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To: randita

"John, we'll always have Paris..."

34 posted on 05/29/2007 10:15:18 AM PDT by hattend (Two thirds of the world is covered by water, the other third is covered by Champ Bailey - Go Broncos)
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To: randita

Curse of the Shrummy.

Every 4 years he rises from the salons and custom tailor shops of Washington, from the resorts of Amalfi and southern France.

Rises again to ... suck the donations, the campaign funding of another liberal would-be president.

THE SHRUMMY.

It has been nearly 4 years. The Shrummy must FEED!


35 posted on 05/29/2007 11:24:51 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: RoseofTexas
Speaking of Dumb and Dumber:

Sen. John F. Kerry (D-Mass.) was given the Chancellor’s Medal yesterday before delivering the commencement speech at UMass-Dartmouth’s 107th graduation ceremony, where he addressed students, family and faculty.

Teresa Heinz Kerry received an honorary degree for philanthropy.

36 posted on 05/29/2007 11:48:35 AM PDT by They'reGone2000 (And I DON'T want to have to change my name to They'reBack2008!)
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To: randita

Schmoozers and losers.

37 posted on 05/29/2007 12:06:43 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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