Skip to comments.Trooper had sex in patrol car
Posted on 09/23/2007 7:07:12 AM PDT by Copernicus
That trooper left his loaded gun in her car while having sex, where young children later found it, and also had affairs with two other women.
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Honestly, you could not script this stuff for movie,theatrical or print venues.
Best regards to all,
One of NC’s finest. Unbelievable.
“...where young children later found it, and also had affairs with two other women”
Maybe you could. If I were scripting, I think I’d rearrange some wording in the above...
So he left his gun in the car? What about his weapon? Did a 1st grader write this story?
He left his loaded gun in her car? How awful. What about his service sidearm?
Sometimes you just too busy with family life to get everything done at home and you have to take care of it “on the job”.
beat ya by 3 minutes
Yeah, you never know what kids will get up to these days.
This is my rifle, this is my gun...
(for some stupid reason that phrase has been going through my head for a week, now I see it had a purpose. ;))
... maybe, but was it worth it? We need pictures!! ;-)
If the children used it in connection with those two other women, wouldn't that be rape, rather than affairs?
Or, were the other women so impressed that the kids had a cop's gun...?
Lots of script possibilities from this.
Move on, nothing to see here.
Exactly why I posted this to the *banglist*.
The reporter or the trooper?
If all the troopers who had sex in their patrol cars were fired there would be a shortage of troopers.
If all the troopers who had sex in their patrol cars were laid end-to-end there would be fewer cases of trooper rage.
This is all so wrong. Not the sex, per se, but the entire disdain for rules or laws among the enforcers of the law.
Seconds. Great minds think alike.
Ain’t civil service great! ROFLMAO
Bill Clinton’s now a cop????
Who's going to lay them all; and, which end to which end, to what end?
"Don't ask, don't tell"
This should put a stop to all those Larry Craig jokes!
Sounds like a good sound healthy relationship these days.
Some troopers have been trying to have sex in their patrol cars since the first night they were out on the job.
If they only knew how ridiculous they look in their Smoky Bear trooper hat lunging across the front seat of their car.
Read a story from years ago where a trooper was having sex with a local 17 y/o prostitute in the back seat of his patrol car. He had taken his pants off and left them on the ground outside the car. Two kids snuck up and kicked the back door closed, locking the two in the back. They then called the sherrif.
Where I used to work, a female security guard left her gun in the stall in the lady’s room. It was never seen again.
I understand once it enters the bloodstream it's all over.
"Where can I get me one of them State Trooper permits?"
My long, long time ago (they’re all dead now) CHP neighbor (pre-Smokey hats, even) didn’t bother with the seat...he draped her across the hood, out in the brush.
Little did he know that her husband, a Forest Service Ranger, was parked on the opposite mountainside, and had his binoculars with him....
“Who’s going to lay them all; and, which end to which end, to what end?”
hmmm thats a tough one. Paris or Britney is my guess.
Lots of people have sex in the office, and a trooper’s car is his office really. The question is did the trooper radio in he was taking his break and was unavailable for calls, or was he still on the clock.
btw Badge Bunnies love cops and can be very persistant.
I have heard Herpes is a lifelong gift that keeps on giving.
OK, now I am dying to hear from the “Cops do no wrong” crowd. I’m sure there is a tortured excuse for this. People? People?
We get what we pay for. Given the low salaries offered to cops, we can't expect high quality.
So we have armed children having affairs with women?
I'm not buying that. I do not see a corresponding mediocrity in the US military in spite of low pay. The real problem is in the selection process and criteria and in the local command and control. When the police and civil management start getting fined, fired, and jailed for the actions of their subordinates, like the military, we will see better rank and file level performance.
Is that why they’re all dead now?
and the rest of the story is ......?
No, but it was close. The ranger arrived on the scene before they finished the dirty deed. The cop had just barely enough brains to keep his weapons out of it.
Chippy was reassigned. He MIGHT be alive, but I’ve heard he wasn’t.
Wife was divorced, lost custody of their kids, and moved out of the area; last I heard, she had died about 15-20 years ago.
Ranger died of cancer several years later, and had a campground named for him.
This happened back about 1958, when I was in 6th grade. My oldest brother worked at the same Forest Service fire station as the ranger.
My best buddy’s dad was the Chippy’s landlord.
It was a VERY small community.
We had a trooper close by who had a woman trooper with him. They stopped to have a short meal. He had a hot dog in his hand and reached over to call in that he was out for a meal. As he started to put the mike back in the holder his hot dog fell on the floor. He noticed his mike button hung up, but alas, the woman said You arent going to eat that dirty thing are you?? He replied Say hot dog, Say hot dog
Did she bobbit him?