Don't Tase Me, Bro (Song Parody)

Original to Free Republic | 09/24/2007 | VRWCmember

[VRWCmember]

Don't Tase Me, Bro (to the tune of Don't Bring Me Down by Electric Light Orchestr)

I asked a question and you got all upset, (Don't Tase me, Bro)
You didn't answer and you still haven't yet.
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.

You make a speech and you get lots of cash, (Don't Tase me, Bro)
One little question and I'm thrown on my ass,
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.

Don't tase me, Bro, ahhhhhhhg
Don't tase me, Bro, Yeeaaaaaargh
Don't tase me, Bro, ouch
Don't tase me, Bro.

Whatever happened to my freedom of speech, (Don't Tase me, Bro)
Am I a thug or did the cops overreach,
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.

I should be studying for mid-term exams, (Don't Tase me, Bro)
Instead of preening for the videocams.
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.

Don't tase me, Bro, ahhhhhhhg
Don't tase me, Bro, Yeeaaaaaargh
Don't tase me, Bro, ouch
Don't tase me, Bro.

You've got a nightstick and some cuffs and a gun, (Don't Tase me, Bro)
You grabbed me like I was a crook on the run.
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.

You got me shakin got me screamin' in pain, (Don't Tase me, Bro)
I'm gonna sue you if you tase me again,
Don't tase me Bro, no no no no no, oooo-woooo, hooo.
I'll tell you once more before wrythe on the floor
Don't tase me, Bro.

[VRWCmember]

I'm certainly no Doug from Upland, but I thought I would offer up a song parody relating to one of the more memorable recent moments on the political scene. I wish I had the audio equipment, software, and mixing skills to take a recording of ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down" and remix it with these lyrics (along with the audio from the infamous Don't Tase Me Bro videos on the internet)

[VRWCmember]

Song Parody Ping

[justanotherfreeper]

Well, it made me laugh!

[Red Badger]

LOL!!!!!.....................REALLY GREAT!...............

[xsmommy]

i love this! a great addition to the DON”T TASE ME BRO genre!

[massgopguy]

I was just about to commend DFU as this being one of his best before I noticed your accompanying post. Well done.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Has anyone photoshopped “Don’t Taze Me, Bro!” onto the wearing apparel of both Looter Guy, Green Helmet Guy, Wailing Iraqi woman and Tourist Guy?

[VRWCmember]

I heard this in my mind to the ELO tune as I was driving home and a news story mentioned the Don’t Tase Me Bro videos, so I decided to put the song parody together.

[rockrr]

You done good!

[xsmommy]

not that i have seen, but i imagine someone will now that you have suggested it!

[secret garden]

Well done!

[doug from upland]

That is very good. I should have perhaps chosen that song instead of the one I did.

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DFU SONG: Don't Make Me Over (pathetic whining liberal begs, "Don't taser me, bro")
DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 9-2007 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 09/18/2007 9:49:01 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - DON'T MAKE ME OVER

Don't taser me, bro...it hurts like hell and I'll start whining
Don't taser me, bro...my undies have no plastic lining

I am an obnoxious fool...that makes me cool with DUmmies beneath the ground
Insanity abounds
I'm begging you, please

Don't taser me, bro...that is so '60s, yes, I know it
Don't taser me, bro...my 15 minutes...I can't blow it

I am an obnoxious fool...that makes me cool with DUmmies beneath the ground
Insanity abounds
I'm begging you, please

Don't taser me, bro...don't taser me, bro
Everyone here must be listening to me

So what, I am narcissistic...so what, it is all about me
So what, I am narcissistic...I've got to be seen on TV

Don't taser me, bro...John Kerry must call for impeaching
Don't taser me, bro...like Hillary I will be screeching
Don't taser me, bro...a lesson to him I'll be teaching

I am an obnoxious fool...that makes me cool with DUmmies beneath the ground
Insanity abounds
I'm begging you, please

Don't taser me, bro...that is so '60s, yes, I know it
Don't taser me, bro...my 15 minutes...I can't blow it

I am an obnoxious fool...that makes me cool with DUmmies beneath the ground
Insanity abounds
I'm begging you, please

Don't taser me, bro...don't taser me, bro
Everyone here must be listening to me

So what, I am narcissistic...so what, it is all about me
So what, I am narcissistic...I've got to be seen on TV
So what, I am narcissistic...so what, it is all about me

[doug from upland]

Your MIDI file can be found here - http://members.tripod.com/~Galileo69/midi.htm

[Hacklehead]

Great song. Just to underscore how much of an attention whore the “Don’t Tase Me” guy is, my daughter (who goes to the U of F), informs me that he somehow obtained a pre-release copy of the latest Harry Potter and ran into traffic holding a large cardboard sign the read “Harry Potter Dies”.

[VRWCmember]

Thanks. That was a great listen.

[expatguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc

[AU72]

His tombstone epitath is certain.

[Red Badger]

Don’t Tase me Bro’
With apologies to:
The Beatles (Don’t Let me Down)

Don’t tase me, Bro’
Hey, Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’

Nobody ever tased me like she does
Oo she does, yes she does
And if somebody tased
me like she do me
Oo she do me, you she does

Don’t tase me, Bro’
Hey, Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’

I’ve been tased for the first time
Don’t you know it’s gonna last
It’s a tase that lasts forever
It’s a tase that had no past

Don’t tase me, Bro’
Hey, Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’

And from the first time that
she really done me
Oo she done me, she done me good
I guess nobody ever really done me
Oo she done me, she done me good

Don’t tase me, Bro’
Hey, Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’

I’ve been tased for the first time
Don’t you know it’s gonna last
It’s a tase that lasts forever
It’s a tase that had no past

Don’t tase me, Bro’
Hey, Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Don’t tase me, Bro’
Hey hey ah
Don’t tase me, Bro’

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL! That’s frickin hilarious - good job! I would have changed ‘I’ll tell you once more before wrythe on the floor’ to ‘I’ll tell you once more before I wrythe on the floor’ though. It blends a little better ;)

[VRWCmember]

Thanks. I thought I had the “I” in there to match with the words and rhythm from the original.