[jwalsh07]

This should covert a few right wing atheists to theism.

[Doctor Raoul]

Were any caught in the middle of “strangling the bird...”?

[Doctor Raoul]

Ronnie Earle naked is a hate crime.

[kbennkc]

I don’t know what part of Texas goes for that kind of crap , but don’t try it down around Port LaVaca , they are not that way .

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I’d like to see him dance with the chicken using no hands.

[Brilliant]

Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle’s name was also on the list. When contacted by the Press, he declined to comment.

[printhead]

It sounds like a scene from Beavis and Butthead in which that hippie new-age teacher Van Dreisen and his clique go off into the woods to bang on drums and assert their masculinity.

[Mr. Mojo]

is involved in this New Age, "re-discover your masculinity" cult

He's looking to rediscover his masculinity by dancing naked with other men? lol...uh, ok.

[damondonion]

This sad clown somehow or other took one of the GOPs superstars completely out of the game on NOTHING and the GOP let him do it. How in the world did that happen? You’d think a real GOP president would have immediately issued a blanket pardon for ANYTHING Delay might have been accused of by Earle and said something like “Ronnie, if you want to go after a Texas Republican, come after ME, and let’s see what happens.”

[Quickgun]

Choking chickens?...maybe just “pulling pullets”.............

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

Looky...;0)

[anymouse]

[peggybac]

Well, this is just silly. Why would anyone want to ruin a perfectly good cooked chicken?

[sinanju]

Heffinks! I thought this “Iron John” s**t had it’s day back in the early nineties. I interpreted it as just another boomer self-indulgence.

[skinkinthegrass]

hehe....where's are the Pressitudes/Media Whores, when ya need 'em.

[fish hawk]

Dimwit Donkey Does Chicken Dance or Dumb Ass Beats Dead Chicken.

[small voice in the wilderness]

What’s the point of a campfire without a good weenie roast?

[Tall_Texan]

Earle is safe as a political office holder can be. Since it’s the voters of Austin who decide his job, this is probably a resume enhancer for him.

Now, if he had been tapping his foot in the restrooms at Bergstrom...

[Rembrandt]

Please, please DO NOT post any pictures!

[isthisnickcool]

Wow, long article. Seems like some MEGA-GAY type garbage happening at their little pow-wows.

I'd never attend such a silly thing. But if tricked in to it I'd last about 5 seconds with their screaming in my face and whatnot before it would be clobbering time.