I’m sorry, but I feel zero sympathy for this duck.
and none for his girlfriend, either? You know, the one that actually was sexually assaulted?
But even she bears a bit of responsibility. There's really no excuse at this point in history for saying that you don't know what Mexico and it's charming population is really like.
Sorta like walking into Tikrit and not realizing that an IED might have your name on it.