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1 posted on 12/06/2007 12:59:24 AM PST by malamute
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Y’know...this joke could practically write itself, yet I am getting nothing...


2 posted on 12/06/2007 1:02:12 AM PST by hoagy62 (Happily watching the Left go full-goose bozo.)
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To: malamute

It sounds like Mad Max world. What kind of joke is this?


3 posted on 12/06/2007 1:03:00 AM PST by Wiz
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To: malamute; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; mikrofon; martin_fierro; lowbridge; trooprally; Larry Lucido; ..
There's sheep dip. There's beef dip. DON'T confuse the two!

And now, there are "scientist" dips. Or they're dipping something.

Maybe I shouldn't be so cynical. Perhaps they really believe in their cause and are earnestly hopping to make a difference.






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4 posted on 12/06/2007 1:17:50 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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I wonder how Al Gore is gonna sell these carbon credits. I think I should get one for not growing sheep to start with.

The part about how this will make food digest more efficiently and require farmers to buy 15% less food is remarkable and significant. The impact of sheep farts on the climate... not so remarkable.


5 posted on 12/06/2007 1:22:34 AM PST by TN4Liberty (A liberal is someone who believes Scooter Libby should be in jail and Bill Clinton should not.)
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I’m just back from Australia, mate. Got me a jar of kangaroo farts to sell you for $19.95. 6 jars for $100.

Be the first on your block to be totally methane free. Hurry while supplies last.


6 posted on 12/06/2007 1:35:44 AM PST by Roy Tucker ("You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality"--Ayn Rand)
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Maybe a little more praying to God, and a little less playing God, might help with the drought situation.


7 posted on 12/06/2007 2:01:16 AM PST by HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath (Christ's Kingdom on Earth is the answer. What is your question?)
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Oy.


9 posted on 12/06/2007 2:42:09 AM PST by DaveLoneRanger (May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Christmases be white.)
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They could just attach inflatable inner tubes to their fannies and collect the stuff. Methane burns same as propane will.


10 posted on 12/06/2007 3:04:52 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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“Tie me kangaroo down, sport...”


12 posted on 12/06/2007 3:07:30 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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~~Anthropogenic Global Warming ™ ping~~


13 posted on 12/06/2007 3:26:00 AM PST by steelyourfaith
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Hop! - fart
Hop! - fart
Hop! - fart

Hop! Hop! Hop!
Fart fart fart


14 posted on 12/06/2007 3:40:34 AM PST by Puddleglum
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I just couldn’t pass on this thread!


15 posted on 12/06/2007 3:43:34 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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How about infecting SHRILLERY KLINTOON’S STOMACH?

Every time she opens her mouth,

this stinky green ugly evil fog engulfs the area.


16 posted on 12/06/2007 3:57:31 AM PST by Quix (GOD ALONE IS GOD; WORTHY; PAID THE PRICE; IS COMING AGAIN; KNOWS ALL; IS LOVING; IS ALTOGETHER GOOD)
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Skippy. Skippy.
Skippy the bush kangaroo
Skippy. Skippy.
Skippy your friend ever true


18 posted on 12/06/2007 4:27:00 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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"Doin' my job."


19 posted on 12/06/2007 4:29:11 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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"I did what?????"

21 posted on 12/06/2007 4:39:08 AM PST by Cagey (Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.......Thoreau)
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Nothing a little Beano can’t solve.


23 posted on 12/06/2007 4:44:28 AM PST by dmw (Aren't you glad you use common sense? Don't you wish everybody did?)
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>>>>AUSTRALIAN scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say.

Thanks to special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroo flatulence contains no methane and scientists want to transfer that bacteria to cattle and sheep who emit large quantities of the harmful gas. <<<<<
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Ok all, I know this sounds ridiculous and is ripe for jokes but at least read my post, ping it, then laugh later. Because THIS is actually frightening.

Genes and the products of genetic engineering can be patented and owned!

Let me say that ONE MORE TIME.

Genes and the products of genetic engineering can be patented and owned!

So, under the guise of Global Warming, if the junk science shows that whatever tinkering they do between kangeroos and cattle will benefit Global Warming, THAT will be the only cattle that will be permitted to be raised, produced, and owned. AND, whomever owns that patent will be the owners of that strain of cattle. JUST LIKE THE Monsanto and the gene-altered seeds and the "seed piracy" they claim when they destroy farmers crops.

25 posted on 12/06/2007 5:54:32 AM PST by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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33 posted on 12/06/2007 6:21:58 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Free commerce is the only just way to redistribute wealth.)
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This story seems really fart-fetched!

However, when the work day is over, the researchers can do the hop (a popular dance at one time). When they go back to work in the morning, I imagine their supervisor will tell them, “Hop to it!”

Maybe they will also find some dingo berry jam, for their breakfast toast. If they don’t, they may be SOL for breakfast.


38 posted on 12/06/2007 6:49:41 AM PST by punster
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