Posted on 12/21/2007 7:25:57 PM PST by blam
A misleading headline.
Trying to be funny and actually being funny are two different things.
I think this “male scientist” is playing a joke on the people who are paying his salary.
Who’s to say aggressive humour is funnier humour?
Oh.
Men.
Brit men.
With underwear on their heads, no doubt.
Have you heard about corduroy pillows?
They’re making headlines all over!
Nothin’ new, really: Women nurture, men prod. It makes for a working team.
While I don’t know about entire genders, I would have to say that I have never met a woman as funny as I am. Or as modest. Or handsome.
This is a serious finding!
Nuff said …
HA!
Benny Hill lives on!!
Next, a scientist is going to discover that Jews are funnier than gentiles!
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me the wrong way.
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons... does morality come from morons?
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
A very astute and impressive observation.
I’m stealing those.
come on....don’t get defensive. If you really think that wimmins are funnier than mens then....oh nevermind. You can’t be serious.
come on val....men are programmed to perform. we have to earn our right at the mating table. you guys get to sit back and just pick amongst us.
Guy could be in more trouble than a cartoonist doing sketches of mohammed.
LOL
I thought the same thing... :)
He’s probably a fag!
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