Republican Presidential Candidate Debate #15–Myrtle Beach, SC 01/10/08 - Official Discussion Thread

[MinuteGal]

Good work, RTO!

This is going to be a fun campaign year.

Leni

[RTO]

I’m such a bad boy...

Grinnin’ Spiel - aka: John McCain’s Theme song
(Sung to ‘Spinning Wheel’ – Blood Sweat n Tears)

My polls go up, my polls come down...
Grinnin’ spiel gains no ground.
Talkin’ ‘bout my troubles, yeah, I’ll try ‘n spin:
“Tired’ ragin’ loony” they’re callin’ me again!

I get no money, and so I... I call you’re phone...
Grinnin’ spiel gets flush’d down the throne.
They’re talkin’ ‘bout my troubles, and you’re... you’re all concerned:
Tired ragin’ loony wants a presidential term!

So you find my neglect to resign...
From this race, a terrible sign eh?
Would you mind my selection in time...
Just let me whine to dim your mind...
And snow you... My true colors... they’re unreal.

Hey, I’m waiting… just for you...
If not me, will Ron Paul do?
Drop all this double talk, n’ let me slide...
Bet you I’m a phony
I’m just goin’ for the ride!

[RTO]

Here’s one more:

‘Big Ron’ (Sung to ‘Big John’ by Jimmy Dean)

(Big Ron… Big Ron)
Every mornin’ on a dime you could see him arrive:
A four foot pixie, weighing, oh; forty five.
Kinda odd lookin’ loner with squeaky thin lips…
Let everybody know he didn’t give two s**ts… Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)

Nobody seemed to know where Ron was goin’
Just hung round the podium in a world all his own
He didn’t say much, he kinda tired and wry
And if he spoke at all, he’d let all fly… Big Ron

Ronbots said he came for fightin’ New Order schemes…
Where he won his Foil Hat writin’ Info Wars themes,
A cranky old crow wantin’ change of command
This Looney-Toon fella from Alex Jones’ band, Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)

Then came the day when he crossed the line…
When tempers all cracked ‘bout his Nine Eleven slime.
Them pols were waitin’ for a chew on Ron’s ass,
When Giuliani roared at the geek aghast, that’s Ron

This busted dupe, this mannequin shrill…
This talker of tales, ranting ‘Truthers’ tell
Grabbed his saggin’ member and shut up with a groan
And like a gelded pup he just stood there alone, Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)

And with all their strength the others gave a shove
Then Ron yelled out “There’s a God up above!”
And grown men rambled ‘bout this anointed knave;
How he’s the only soul who’s able to save, Big Ron

While jackass losers cry we gotta leave town,
The lame libs stumble in their underground,
And smokin’ gas bags belch out the line:
Hey, everybody knows we’re the cause of all crimes… said Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron)

Now they never selected that smarmy twit:
they beat him senseless in the primary pit.
Few words are written ‘bout this man,
’Cause bottom line is he’s in la-la land… Big Ron
(Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron (Big Ron, Big Ron) Big Doc Ron

[RTO]

Help me... I’ve written... and I can’t stop!

Here is one for the Fredsters:

MR. FRED (Sung to the television theme of ‘Mr. Ed’)

Oh, I’ll say it with force in my discourse
I never will lie or steal your horse…
Yes, I’m the guy you must endorse!
I am Mr. Fred!

A vote for me is cer-tain-ly
The choice you should make today…
And speaking most con-certed-ly,
I’ve just one thing to say:

Oh, I am the boy from Tennessee
My experience past?... An at-tor-ney…
Well, at least I played one on TV!
I am Mr. Fred!

A vote for me is certainly
The choice you should make today…
And speaking most con-certed-ly,
I’ve just one thing to say:

Oh, I’ll say it with force in my discourse
I never will lie or steal your horse
Yes, I’m the guy you must endorse!
I am Mr. Fred!

[freekitty]

Me either. I won’t be watching because they banned Hunter.

Hunter is more of a conservative than any of them.

[CindyDawg]

I just pray that we don’t get what we deserve.

[freekitty]

Oh man, me too. It appears there is only room for one conservative running.

Sad.

[Tigen]

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