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Cats are the new aspirin [prevent heart attacks]
Roanoke Times ^ | 2/22/2008

Posted on 02/22/2008 11:46:17 PM PST by bruinbirdman

According to a study by researchers at the University of Minnesota, having a kitty in your life could make you less likely to die of a cardiovascular disease, but this same protective effect does not extend to those who share their lives only with dogs.

A WebMD news report said, compared with cat owners, people who never had a pet cat were 40 percent more likely to die of a heart attack and 30 percent more likely to die of any cardiovascular disease, including stroke, heart failure, and chronic heart disease.

The study was based on data collected from nearly 4,500 men and women, ages 30 to 75. All were free of cardiovascular disease when they entered the study in the 1970s. The angle of pet ownership was examined on the tail of recent research indicating pets reduce stress. Apparently they did not make the same connection to improved health with the respondents who only had dogs.

The study results were presented this week at the International Stroke Conference in New Orleans.

So should you head to the shelter and adopt a cat as part of a heart-healthy lifestyle?

I would say yes, as long as you like kitties. I would also recommend adopting two cats, because two are always better than one. However, you must remember that you are not the owner of the cats; you are their employees.

Do good work and they will reward you with life-saving purrs and chin-rubbings.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cats; freepun; health; kittyping; pets
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1 posted on 02/22/2008 11:46:18 PM PST by bruinbirdman
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To: bruinbirdman

Taste alot better though. A little lemon pepper, and its just like cornish game hen.


2 posted on 02/22/2008 11:50:57 PM PST by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: bruinbirdman

I have five cats.

I’m gonna live forever!


3 posted on 02/22/2008 11:54:23 PM PST by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: bruinbirdman

4 posted on 02/22/2008 11:54:24 PM PST by maine-iac7 (",,,but you can't fool all of the people all the time" LINCOLN)
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To: pissant

I think you only have to sniff them.


5 posted on 02/22/2008 11:56:37 PM PST by Krankor (kROGER)
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To: pissant

Your dog tasted better. A little Hunan sauce, and we served it as chicken fried rice last week.


6 posted on 02/22/2008 11:56:57 PM PST by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Spktyr; pissant

You’re both disgusting. I have eight cats and two dogs and would eat the lawn before eating them.


7 posted on 02/22/2008 11:59:29 PM PST by SatinDoll (Desperately seeking a conservative candidate.)
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To: Spktyr

Good. Thanks for getting rid of him. He had mange, tube worms and distemper.


8 posted on 02/22/2008 11:59:30 PM PST by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: SatinDoll

I take it you are not filipina or korean.


9 posted on 02/23/2008 12:00:24 AM PST by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: bruinbirdman; Jeff Chandler; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Larry Lucido; ...
Re: Cats are the new aspirin

Yeah, but when you chase them with beer... they taste like really hot chicken!

10 posted on 02/23/2008 12:00:46 AM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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11 posted on 02/23/2008 12:04:17 AM PST by SShultz460 (If peace is the answer; it must be a stupid question.)
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To: SatinDoll
I guess you never tasted them with a little of this.

12 posted on 02/23/2008 12:07:41 AM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: pissant

ROFLMBO


13 posted on 02/23/2008 12:09:11 AM PST by petitfour
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To: bruinbirdman

WebMD - yeah right. A real plethora of info backed up by facts from the NIH.


14 posted on 02/23/2008 12:09:55 AM PST by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: bruinbirdman
funny pictures
15 posted on 02/23/2008 12:11:17 AM PST by Ronin (Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
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To: SatinDoll

My pets are family. We have two rules about family.

1. We don’t leave family behind.

2. We don’t eat family.

I would take down anyone who tried to eat my pets (y’know, end of world scenario type thing)...


16 posted on 02/23/2008 12:13:14 AM PST by Secret Agent Man
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To: Ronin

http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/


17 posted on 02/23/2008 12:15:00 AM PST by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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To: Westlander

If I were willing to accept the data...then my first reaction would be why? Logic would dictate that it is not merely having a close pet...which a dog would easily accomplish in this logic. The cat has to have some type of bacteria....that would be helping your body in some fashion. So...as the cat owner quietly sleeps at night...that dang cat is licking your face...transmitting lots of friendly bacteria into you...thus saving your life in the end. Logically...this is the only way that this would work.


18 posted on 02/23/2008 12:15:21 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: bruinbirdman

Our son is allergic to aspirin. Does this mean he’s now allergic to cats as well?

Our daughter is allergic to cats. Does this mean she’s now allergic to aspirin?

I know this isn’t as funny as eatin’ cats and dogs or even eating the dirt that the cat has buried its poop in, but it was a thought . . .


19 posted on 02/23/2008 12:16:35 AM PST by petitfour
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this same protective effect does not extend to those who share their lives only with dogs.

Yeah, but the dog gives a sh!t if you die.

20 posted on 02/23/2008 12:19:40 AM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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