[Larry Lucido]

"This is outrageous. It's clear that this woman was ovulating. Besides, the Secret Service agent was a bad breaker-upper. He's lucky she didn't use a salad fork! This prosecution is egregious and preposterous!"

[Cagey]

GEORGE: So, I’m thinking, as she’s saying this, I’m thinking: great, the relationship’s over. But the egg salad’s on the way. So now I have a decision - do I walk or o I eat?

JERRY: Hmmm? You ate.

GEORGE: We sat there for twenty minutes, chewing, staring at each other in a defunct relationship.

JERRY: Someone says, “Get out of my life!” and that doesn’t affect your appetite?

GEORGE: Have you ever had their egg salad?

JERRY: It is unbelievable.

[Mr. Brightside]

George: “But you had to throw the BIG salad.”